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15 Mar 2010

Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Bar Room, GIFs Pictures, Michael Jackson 5,390 Comments

 

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want?  You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!

[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]

Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll  see about putting it on the menu!!!!

Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room.   :silly:   :cheerful:   Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!

After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!

N O W   S E R V I N G :

Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’

MENU LIST:

N E W  ON  THE  M E N U!:

 

DDD, also served by the bottle

 

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA:  Some of you addicts have been pretending.  And it’s really not necessary.  When you come into the bar, have a seat.  Your drink has already been prepared.  We’ll even serve you the bottle.  After all, it’s got your name on it.   :yes: :alien:      

Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots.  We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!


Bad Boy Shot

THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at  CCC already know that’s not all you want.  Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.

:pouty:     :sick:   Warning  (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

MJ, Too

 MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE!  We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow.  :whistle:

 

A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

A Wet Sabah:  Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:

CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY

MS. CHASTITY:  Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.

Unleashed

UNLEASHED:   Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED.  We were there.  We captured it.  We bottled it.  Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack™

Liquid CobraCrack ™

LIQUID COBRACRACK There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days!   Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod.  Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie.  Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now.  But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!

Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™.  Stock up now while supplies last.  Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand.  Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.

MINTY MIKE:  Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!!   A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah

CREAMY SABAH:   Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah.  We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

 

Pure

Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink  refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst  . . .  but alas not your desire.  Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying.   We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more.  People who met him basked in its warmth.  It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile.  He simply exuded it from his pores.   He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.

If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs.  It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long:  L.O.V.E.  Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson.  ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike

CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

 

Sangre
 

SANGRE:  Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy  drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:

The Force - it has a lot of power!

THE FORCE:  This drink is served with a resuscitation kit.  I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale

THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and  you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal.  You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice.  He  enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion

THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash.  The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink.  A favorite of our financially challenged customers.  What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.

THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )

THE MABHA:   A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!

THE GENTLEMAN

THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.

THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, homebrewed right here at CCC.

Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!

MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.

Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!

MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup

HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme

CREAMY MIKE:   (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours.  You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger.  So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly.  BE WARNED:  This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush.  A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay

THE FOREPLAY:  (Inspired by Martinigirl)  Trust me.  Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there.  No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink.  The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally.  Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights.  I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers.  It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above.  A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy

THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand:  The Martini  . . .  shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )

The Thriller

THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too.  One sip, and your  hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink.  You can take it all day and never get tired.  Enjoy!

 

5,390 Responses to “Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room”

  1. Sabine says:

    Cherry: As for another person having changed my perception to somebody I truly care about…I can’t remember having had that impression in the last few months. I had the dream in May and what was going on then was that I had a few problems or issues regarding certain friendships in my life and having the feeling of just wanting to get away from here because of that and meet new people and so on. I will leave for Brussels in three weeks and stay till next April and I have quite a few expecations and hopes for my stay there….

    Hmmmm, well maybe that was it then. Of course only you can know, so if you just think more about it, you’ll have more dreams!

    Cherry: I might have had more dreams of Michael but I don’t remember any, yet, sometimes, when I wake up and remember the feeling of a dream it feels like he was in it, too, though not as himself but in another body, “played” by another person so to speak

    So Cherry, Enola — do you guys feel it IS Michael in the dreams?

  2. Gracie says:

    hmmmm..maybe reading about everyone else’s Michael dreams will trigger one for me too….
    i’m having Enola’s drink combination just in case…. :whistle:

    thanks for all the support ladies….i KNOW i am doing the right thing but it’s good that i can acknowledge here at least that I am still apprehensive. First day of school is August 31, my 5-year-old is off to Kindergarten and me to my art room! i’ll keep you posted!

    Sabine, you remember me having $ problems? Girl, i don’t know how you keep us all straight! so yes, i’ve been praying and waiting to see how that was going to work out…and here it is :angel: i can feel all that positive energy coming my way!

    I finished “The Gargoyle” today…I am so NOT KIDDING..everyone NEEDS to read this book!!!! NOW!!

  3. Frodes says:

    I kinda sorta had a MIchael dream last night.

    I dreamt that I was best friends with Janet but AFTER Michael passed away and in the dream I had this urgent feeling that I wanted to say to her “Dude, I’m sorry about your brother” but in the dream something was telling me to not say that to her. Like I got this really negative feeling when the moment would come that I would want to say it so I wouldn’t say it to her. Weird, huh???

    Have no idea what it means.

  4. Sabine says:

    Hmm, I’m fresh outta ideas on dream interpretation Frodes!!! Nothing is coming to me. Are you having conflict w/ someone in your life right now, or some thing?

    Gracie, 5, Ms. Lydia is a big girl! She’ll do fine. I remember my own kids, they were 3 and 4, and they had an excellent baby sitter of course, but I put them in PreK, cause I wanted them to socialize with other kids. It was very good for them. :smile:

    Oh, you’ll be an art teacher! That’s so cool! :heart:

    This is cute,for those who don’t know, it’s Jadagrace, from the last Terminator movie:

  5. EnolaLee says:

    Sabine, my dreams are just dreams. They feel real when I’m in them, but when I wake up they’re…just dreams. Very different from the other thing I’m experiencing sometimes.

    I had a busy night that night by the way. First the dream I just told you about and then one of those strange encounters just before I woke up. It often seems to be happening while I’m in the process of falling asleep or waking up – but as you know things have been going on even while I’m wide awake. Not often but occasionally. In the daytime there are no words, just a feeling of … uhhhh… presence. It feels good.
    I cannot explain it further than that.

    It’s official ladies, I have gone insane! LOL!

    :tongue:

  6. Sabine says:

    Enola, but the presence, it feels to you like Michael?

    You don’t have to answer if it makes you uncomfortable, I’m curious — I find it all very fascinating :wink:

  7. EnolaLee says:

    Seriously, I don’t know who or what it is, Sabine.
    Sometimes I get the impression it’s a man, especially the first time it happened back in January, but I’m not sure.

  8. Sabine says:

    Oh, okay. I thought I read the night that he came to you, that you felt that it was Michael — remember the presence that helped you go to sleep.

  9. CherryLeigh says:

    Good morning! :cheerful:

    Sabine, hmm, I don’t know if it’s Michael, I have never met him so I wouldn’t know how his presence feels like. In the one “bad” dream about him I only really remember my own feelings. But there was quite a distance between me and that Michael, this kind of fan-artist distance and that felt weird in itself because normally I feel much “closer” to him although I never knew him. It’s this kind of cosmic thing that many feel, especially after he died. So my dream didn’t represent this feeling that I usually have when I’m awake at all. In that sense it didn’t feel like Michael, meaning “my” Michael. That’s why I think it represents the part in me that sometimes tells me, come on, you never met him, he never knew you existed, why the hell do you feel so strongly about the guy anyway. Look, this is what your relationship would have been like had you ever met him, a brief handshake, greetings, that’s it, next one. Stop obsessing about him and get on with your life. It’s not more than the whisper of a tiny, rather cynical voice but I still hear it every now and then…
    Also, my “bad conscience” about my own mind running amok against me plays a role in that I’m sure.

    Anyway, did you ever have a Michael dream, Sabine?

  10. MartiniGirl says:

    good morning addicts… hello!
    boss I am coming to foreverland…
    I will be close to Neverland too that day…

    something special – I wonder what will it be? :lol:

    Ummm… can we have a drink named after our Bay Boy…
    I feel naughty this morning!

    Something STRONG! gotta be like a shot – BBM has the most power…

    :devil:

  11. EnolaLee says:

    Nooooooo, Sabine.
    NEVER Michael. I never thought, believed, hoped or wanted that.
    I’m sorry if I wrote something that could make you believe I meant Michael. I have some crazy dreams about him sometimes, but that’s all.

    I really need to start double checking what I write before I post it, I guess. It’s a difficult topic to discuss in the first place and well, maybe things get mixed up too sometimes.

    *puts the lid securely back on the panic can*

    Okay, much better!
    Time for a Shot of L.O.V.E. :heart:

  12. Sabine says:

    Hey Cherry, Enola, Mgirl, good morning!!!

    Hmmmm, Mgirl, do you think you KNOW what the surprise will be???? I assure you, you don’t!

    A BadBoy drink, a shot! :w00t: I love the idea!!! Let me see what I can come up with! it’s got to be something — oooooh, I just had a thought.

    Get back to you on that later.

    Enola, no worries. I was just curious. You’d be surprised how many people have told me personally that they are talking to Michael! I’m not kidding and neither were they.

    Cherry, have I had dreams of Michael — well, if I dream, it’s about the story — so it’s never me. It’s either Sabah or Saniia.

    Some of Cowboy Mike was writtten from dreams, or I guess what you’d call a day dream — the idea just appeared in my head, and I’d have to pull over in traffic or grab a paper and pen to write it down before I could forget it. Think of mentally turning around in your mind and viewing a scene and trying to describe it — it was like that :wink:

  13. MartiniGirl says:

    clap, clap…
    yeah…

    make it smooth and super sexy too boss… and I will send my alter ego for the taste test!

    I am so excited… you are the bestest enabler ever boss!

    :silly:
    :silly:

  14. Gracie says:

    good morning ladies!!!
    aw shucks….no Michael dreams for me, i don’t remember a THING from last night.
    Sabine, maybe you can have that old lady making the Holoma’s Soup work on a ‘Dream Potion’ while you work on the Bad Boy drink!

    MartiniGirl, how many more sleeps till your adventure?? you must be getting STOKED!! :biggrin:

    and umm, Sabine, just how many drinks did you have before you read my last post???? That’s Boy3 who’s going off to kindergarten (he thinks it’s cool we are having our first day together) Baby Girl is only 2, (remember she just went potty?) and she’s a Stage 5 Clinger if you know what i mean so it will not be pretty that morning with the still-unknown babysitter. but i am thinking POSITIVE! (today anyway!)

    let’s see, something to get me through my list of errands and chores today….gotta go with the Big Gulp of L.O.V.E…….. :heart:

  15. Gracie says:

    oh yeah, i forgot to tell you that video is super cute. :wub:
    ….awww, the sparkly hat…

  16. MartiniGirl says:

    hey mama bear how are you honey? – I have missed my mama – tsk

    YUP – my travelling bug has finally caught up with me
    getting super stoked about the trip and planning away like a maniac!
    5 more sleeps to be exact
    just coming round from a power nap and now I have five more hotels to book for today..

    I had only one night booked (share that story one time) and then about a week ago it hit me – hey – you are going for 18 days – dontcha think you should have somewhere to stay?

    oopsis…. better get planning – so that is where I am at – when my trip to and thru Cali is done I will post it up to share or send ya note…

    Okay look out – I gotta LCC in hand with an L.O.V.E. shot chaser – hotels.com here I come!

    happy day addicts see you later..
    (pssssssssst mama – summer is almost over and your free time is just around the corner!)

  17. Sabine says:

    Mgirl!!! :w00t: Enabler! Giiiiiiiiirl, oh, no I’m not!!! :lol:

    Pusher yes! Enabler, nope! :heart:

    OMG, Mgirl, your big trip is coming up! I’m so excited for you!!!!!!

    Okay Gracie baby girl is two???? I thought she was three at one point! Look, I don’t even know how old I am. My bad, my apologies, and give lil Lydia such a big kiss! I love toddlers!!!!!!!!! Bring her to me! I’lll watch her and I won’t charge you a dime! :wub:

    You have little ones, Graces! Oh, treasure those years, they grow up so fast! I know you already know that from your other ones!

    Sooooo, when you gonna have another one? :whistle: Here, have a glass of Holoma’s Soup — wait, have a bowl!!!!

    :biggrin:

  18. MartiniGirl says:

    YUP You are my pusher too…
    enabler in the sense that you enable me to function so I can get my Mike on!

    *cough*
    hello
    my name is martini
    and I am a Mike-oholic

    :blush:

  19. Sabine says:

    Ooooooh, okay, the functional enabler, I’ll take that!!! :lol:

  20. CherryLeigh says:

    Oh I have daydreams about Michael all the time. :blush: So, when you dream of him it’s always with Saniia or Sabah, he never appeared in one of them and it didn’t have anything to do with the stories?

  21. Sabine says:

    Cherry: So, when you dream of him it’s always with Saniia or Sabah, he never appeared in one of them and it didn’t have anything to do with the stories?

    :lol: Nooooo. Girrrrrrrrl, I told you. Are you listening to me?

    Sabine: Cherry, have I had dreams of Michael — well, if I dream, it’s about the story — so it’s never me. It’s either Sabah or Saniia.”

    I have had dreams, which I translate into scenes in the sorry. Jonathan will be in them, Kit, Saniia, Sabah, Antoinette — even new people that I may or might not put in the story — are you asking about the sex?

    :w00t:

    I have never dreamed about the sex — the sex comes to me in a package fully written and delivered, either while I’m sleeping or when I’m just sitting there, and I just try to describe what it’s in it :wink:

    And no, it’s never with me — it’s with Sabah/Saniia.

  22. CherryLeigh says:

    I’m listening, Sabine. :smile:

    I just wanted to make sure I got you right and you never had dreams about Michael like Enola or I had.
    I’m not asking about the sex but thanks for answering anyway. :smile: I have never dreamed about having sex with Michael either and even when I daydream about him it’s just about him, not with me or any other girl.

  23. Sabine says:

    We all have Michael on the brain :lol:

  24. Gracie says:

    come on girls!!! only me and MGirl in Foreverland won’t be much of a party!
    what am i saying? our MGirl is a PARTY waitin to happen! :lol:

    Sabine, why the 26th instead of on Michael’s birthday? you have special plans that weekend?
    i know you won’t tell but i have to ask anyway…is it Bad Boy MIke??? :tongue:

    going to enjoy my prince for a bit…. :heart:

  25. Sabine says:

    I’m such an idiot, that should say the 29th! OMG, I’ll fix it now!

    as for your other question :face:

  26. EnolaLee says:

    For your information I just signed up for the August 29 thing too. I don’t know what has been planned for us, but since it’s Michael’s birthday it cannot possibly be bad…

  27. MartiniGirl says:

    awwwwwe mama I wanna party with my favourite addicts and everyone else who shows up.. WHOOP! But you know I would start on my own… that is what I tell my husband if he doesn’t come to bed in time!

    now you see I was gonna say something about the date – but I thought well maybe she is planning something else… what do I know!

    Oh boy – I will drop by… Finally booked all hotels thru to getting to Cali – down the coast to LA – and back the other way via Vegas……. whew I am exhausted – 4 more nights to book!

    I might be a little late coz I am going to the other FL on his day…

    hey what am I saying? the boss never sleeps… I am sure if I login at 10PM PST the party will be started!

    *pssssssssst*
    boss still working on your gallery – really pretty pictures I hope you like it

    love my addicts – catch you tonight or tomorrow for a bit

  28. Sabine says:

    Wow Mgirl, your trip sounds exciting!!!! So you’re going to be staying in several cities along the way!!! that’s awesome.

    Mgirl: But you know I would start on my own… that is what I tell my husband if he doesn’t come to bed in time!

    Girl you are crazy!!! :lol: That’s what I’m talkin’ about! :wink:

  29. Gracie says:

    hi Enola!! woo-hoo! welcome to the guest list! I can’t wait to see what the surprise is!!! I asked Sabine about it, but she wouldn’t say and the expression on her face told me nothing.

    hey MGirl….OMG, are you in a different place every night?!?! that’s crazy! :w00t: it’ll be MartiniGirl’s Wild Ride! :lol: is there a special event you are planning to attend or are you just going to wait and see what’s going on when you get there?
    unfortunately the 29th falls on a Sunday, the only day of the week that EVERYONE is home so my “me time” will be pretty limited.
    oh yeah, i noticed you “liked” on my photo gallery…i KNEW you would like that one!! you and my other big kid are peas in a pod. :wink:

    oh boy!! i hear the “Kona Ice” truck coming sown the street playing my song!
    hmmmm…”Brown Eyed Girl” loses something when it’s converted to cheesy calypso music. :wassat:
    i also hear grubby little hands digging through mama’s change jar so they can get an ice.. :angry:
    they didn’t even ask….

    gotta go!

    Creamy Mikes all around!…lllllloooooottttsssss of extra CREAM! :wink:

  30. Sabine says:

    Gracie: oh yeah, i noticed you “liked” on my photo gallery…i KNEW you would like that one!! you and my other big kid are peas in a pod.

    :sad: Boy, I didn’t get invited to view any photo gallery.

  31. MartiniGirl says:

    yeah boss you did…
    When she came back from the wedding – she said whoever wants to see it let her know…
    U know me – I was in there like a fat kid on a M&M and said Meeeeeeeeee!

    Okay must work on da gallery!

  32. EnolaLee says:

    *moonwalks in*

    Yes, yes, yes, yes!
    I can keep Zoobie!

    *moonwalks out *

  33. Sabine says:

    Wait one second young lady!

    What did you DO to get your husband to agree, hmmmmmmm?

    :whistle:

  34. MJQuan: says:

    hey girls, once again i done got myself into a sticky situation. See, i live with my friends, they did a home invasion, i told them not to and i stayed home, i told a friend about it who happens to be an fbi, but i didnt report it. So now i could

  35. EnolaLee says:

    Huh?
    Oh, hi Sabine!

    I found him sitting next to the cardboard box with the kittens, looking for “the little fat boy” – those were his words. So I pointed to Zoobie and he picked him up and said: “He’s going to be a fine cat.”
    I just knew that it was the perfect opportunity to make the most of the situation… and so I did.

    Okay, I did have to promise him a little something, but since I do not want to cause heart attacks or anything like that I think I better keep that part of the deal in the closet. :wink:

  36. Sabine says:

    Someone just shared this and I wanted to pass it along. It’s very beautiful — everyone who met/knew Michael always had the same things to say about him. It’s so amazing and so touching.

    http://www.howardmccrary.com/apps/blog/entries/show/1257413-to-michael-jackson

    hey Enola, I know what “a little something” means!

  37. MJQuan: says:

    i could get locked up for a long time for something i had no part in, and im so sad. I hope i win this because i want to keep my life, and my child : (

  38. Sabine says:

    Girl, I am sending out prayers to you because that is no situation to be in :sad:

  39. MartiniGirl says:

    martini is road tripping in T-minus 70 hours! Whoop!!!!
    So as promised….here is my list of spots I am hitting (in order) leaving from Toronto…

    Jackson MI
    Council Bluffs Iowa
    Cheyenne WI
    Salt Lake City Utah
    Reno Nevada
    Oakhurst CA
    San Francisco CA
    Pismo Beach CA (2 nights)
    Hollywood CA (2 nights)
    Vegas Nevada
    Albuquerque NM
    Oklahoma, OK
    St Louis MO
    Fort Wayne IN
    Toronto, ON

    now I don’t want you to worry or fret…

    coz I got my suitcase all packed

    and my road map with me…

    It is all good!

    Eeeeeeeeeeee you get to keep Zoobie! Yeah you.

    Awwww I love reading stories like that – thanks for sharing it boss.

  40. Sabine says:

    :w00t: That sounds like a helluva trip!!!!

    How are you getting from the hotels Mgirl, are you biking it?

    That’s SOME itinery, and wow, look at your suit case — you got all that you need! :lol:

    Isn’t that story beautiful???

  41. MartiniGirl says:

    it was honey… brought tears to my eyes…
    it is kinda sad that he had to pass away for everyone to speak out

    It is just not fair…

  42. Sabine says:

    I just posted a link, Speechless, go to it, and click Micheal Jackson and read the story, Adrian Grant has written about him — also, the song, the tribute is nice. It’s been available for download since June 21st, have you heard of it.

    It is a shame that so many people didn’t speak out about his goodness until after. Maybe the truth is that the press wouldn’t print it, so there was no medium?

    I don’t know. I just wish they’d have said these things when he was alive. Part of Michael’s pain was feeling so alone in his struggles, I think.

    We all need support!

  43. MartiniGirl says:

    I could not agree more.
    I will go check link and see. No I don’t think I heard this song.

    Oh of course – he was isolated and lonely – I mean people were supporting him… but not as vocal as they are now.
    No wants to feel like of be treated as different… he already had a hard enough dealing with liking himself

    I guess it will always be mystery as to why – I guess no one wants to take a chance and do what is right even if it is not the choice of the masses – If that makes sense – which is something he would have always done – he was everyone’s defender – but when he need defending / protecting everyone sought to go back to their own world.

  44. MartiniGirl says:

    boss I can’t find the link… where at?

  45. MartiniGirl says:

    whew… I was so worried I would not get this done!

    Thanks Sabs for a great story!

    http://badtourgirl.com/

    direct link… to the page: http://badtourgirl.com/ode-to-a-cowboy-gallery/

    I will drop in to have a drink before I go!

  46. Sabine says:

    Hey Momma! Wow, I am touched!!! :wub:

    Thank you!!!! I left you a comment! Oh, the link, the bottom of the page where the linnks are; its called “Speechless”.

  47. EnolaLee says:

    I just went to the Speechless page and read Adrian Grant’s beautiful words about Michael.
    ( In case you are wondering, why I’m not working right now – I’m home. I’ve got a cold and I’m miserable, so of course I end up here in Da Bar.)

    I too wish more people would have come forward when he was alive to support him.
    He was so alone, the poor thing.
    God, I really shouldn’t be crying when I have a cold…it’s kind of messy… LOL!

  48. Sabine says:

    I guess it’s easier and safer to say nothing when someone is under fire — the bystander effect. Now that he’s gone, it’s safe t come out to the open :sad:

    I’m sorry you’re sick, Enola. Some Holoma’s Soup???? :smile:

  49. EnolaLee says:

    Mmm yes, the bystander effect – don’t remind me of it. I should not point my fingers at anyone. I guess.
    In my own little world, I kept my mouth shot during the 2005 trial even though I never doubted his innocence. I guess it is human to step out of the way when the shit hits the fan, but I’m not exactly proud of it. It must have been even harder for those who had more to lose than me – I only feared ridicule.

    Well, I cannot change it now and I’ve sort of made peace with my self. :unsure:

    Holoma’s Soup?
    Are you trying to get me in trouble, Sabine?

  50. Sabine says:

    Are you trying to get me in trouble, Sabine?

    Yep!!!! :lol: How about hmmmm twins????

    I think there’s no good in beating yourself up over the past, but I am definitely one to say learn from it, which means the next time someone we know is innocent is in trouble, and we have the means and the ability, we owe it to Michael to speak up, if it makes sense to do so — just to do whatever we can, no matter how small the gesture.

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