15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
TWINS! :shocked:
Are you nuts? I’ll end up looking like a pufferfish!
Do you think you can tell Holoma not to use too much of her magic potion in the soup? If so, I think I’d like a cup of it…but you have to tell me where to complain if it really works and I end up with twins anyway! :lol:
Only reason for me not to complain would be if they looked like little Michaels…
Yeah, in my dreams. I know. :blush:
As for the other topic…
Believe me, I HAVE learned a lesson. Michael’s trials have not completely been in vain.
Well, she swears it’s harmless so drink up!
*loud cackling in the background*
:wassat: :blush: :cheerful:
*says a quiet prayer before putting the cup to her lips*
“Have mercy on me, for I know not what I am doing.”
Cheers Sabine!
*empties the cup in one big gulp*
Aaaahhhhh!
Thanks for keeping me company on a rainy and snottý day like this.
Psssst, Enola, Do you feel anything kicking yet?
*Grace shuffles in humming ‘Rainy Days and Mondays’….*
hey girls…how’s everyone today? Enola, it always amazes me how you are soooo far away but we often have the same weather! isn’t that funny?
well, i know i’ve been MIA…ended up spending Saturday night in the ER with my daughter after she fell off the step-stool while brushing her teeth and hit her head….it turned out to be a small cut but OMG so much BLOOD!! head wounds always scare me and it was in her hair so i really couldn’t see how big it was, just had to take her in. so yesterday between my clingy baby girl and my clingy hubby i couldn’t even get a moment’s peace to go pee! :lol:
Enola, congrats on keeping Zoobie (I knew it would work….men are soooo easy) :wink:
sorry you are feeling sniffly….i can’t believe you let Sabine talk you into the soup!!! she just will not be happy until someone here gets knocked up!! :lol:
Looks like MartiniGirl is all set for her big adventure!! OMG, your suitcase!!! that’s priceless! :lol:
Awwww Sabine, I’m sorry you felt left out on my wedding pics! I am happy to share,you just need to send me an e-mail address if you want the link. I won’t just post it because of my friends in them and, well, i have this relative who travels all over the world and then has the endless slideshow/video/album of pictures of stuff that’s interesting for maybe the first 5 minutes and then…. :sleeping:
so i am sensitive to “oversharing” if you know what i mean!
OK, i have to go get finger-printed for my new job (how scary is it that i will have an FBI file?! seriously, will they know i hang out HERE?!? CREEPY!) have a good day everyone!
hey Sabine, i just noticed the little “contact” box, maybe i can figure out how to send a link that way. i’ll try!
OMG, I’m so sorry about little Lydia. Going to the ER is so nerve wracking!!!! I’m so glad it was nothing, poor little thing. Give her a big hug from me :smile:
Oh, Yeah, send me the link via the contact box, I can’t wait!!!!!!
Listen, you posting here is a GOOD thing!!!! As a matter fact, I recommend that you recommend CCC to everyone you meet up with, ‘kay!
:lol:
Enola, how’s the babies coming along?
Sabine, are you and Holoma plotting against me?
Did she put something in the soup although you said she did not?
I swear my husband is freaking out! He’s scared of me. I don’t get it. I’ve only chased him around the house for a couple of hours. I’ve never seen him run like that before. Okay, I might be a little sick, but damn, he never ran away from me before.
Gracie!
Aww, I’m so sorry to hear the little Princess hurt her head. Give her a big hug from me will you?
And a chocolate chip cookie if that’s allowed… :heart:
Hey, I want to see those pictures to! Do you think you can send me a link?
Oh, gotta run – just spotted hubby!
hey, I can’t get a link to work because my account is password protected….i’ll try again later !
Holoma says to get some . . . . wait a minute.
And do what? :w00t:
No, no, I don’t think that’s legal where she’s at.
:wassat: No! They’ll put her in jail if she does that. I’m sure of it.
Okay, okay, I’ll tell her.
Holoma says to have some more soup. :smile:
No problem Gracie!
So that’s what she says, our Holoma?
Well, my hubby says NO!
I always listen to my hubby.
:whistle:
Mhmm, yes, of course, that’s why Zoobie is being given away to a nice family, right?
:lol:
Why, yes of course…
Errrrr…. NO!
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“I’m so embarassed.. I gotta go! ” :lol:
I wish I could have embarassed Michael all day, he’s just so amazingly georgeous, and cute x100000000000 :wub:
all righty girls…check your e-mail!
Lydi says “fank you for the hugs and *nom nom nom* fank you for the cookie! “….she seems to be all better today
OMG Sabine, it’s Catholic school! I’m working with Sisters for heaven’s sake!! :lol:
don’t expect any new recruits from there!
Are you kidding Gracie!!!! Catholic School with Sisters! I might have more followers than you’d expect!!!!!!!!! :wink:
OMG, don’t mind me I’m kidding!
Gracie, you didn’t tell me you were a foxy, super sexy brunette!!!! I love your hair cut and those glossy curls! Reminds me of Antoinette!!!! :tongue:
No seriously, you’re beautiful!!! Thanks for sharing the album with me! I think I liked every picture! :lol:
Oh by the way, :lol: @ “fank you”!!!!! :cheerful:
Colette, I don’t think put up what you think you put up! It’s the Lady Gaga Telephone spoof video! :lol: But it was funny !
thanks for your comments! you’re so sweet! :wub:
I meant every word!!! loved the pics! Thanks for sharing them with me!
Shit I posted the wron video, I’m so messed up today, I need a drink lol, this is the one I meant to post :lol:
It was funny though right? gaga tweeted it and said it might be better than the original :lol: I say she’s right
Yeah, it was funny, the girl who played here did good! I haven’t watched the new video yet, will in a minute though!
I tried to put a twitter button on here but it made my lap top act all crazy so I took it down. might try again with something else and see what happens.
OMG I have never seen that MJ video before!!! He’s so precious and adorable!!!
How cute at the end when he’s walking off the stage with Brooke Shields he’s all “I’m so embarrassed, I gotta go!!!” LOL!!!
My Lord, I could just EAT. HIM. UP.
Wow, boy — I have two reactions to the video you put up Colette!
First of all thank you so much, it’s so clear and I get to watch Michael’s sweet self in his cute little jeans. Sabah didn’t like this footage too much – I guess you can imagine :tongue:
That’s the first reaction, the second is how wonderful is Michael — I wish I had another adjective. So genuine and so humble, but so full of talent and so proud of his achievements.
My third reaction is to the interviewees, the man who yelled at the end Michael Jackson The no. 1 artist in the world — Carly Simon, who says You just can’t over look him; you can’t diminish him in any way because his power is so effective — well we sure did try didn’t we. :sad:
And as I watched the video I just was so ashamed of us, as human beings:
And Cold Play’s song came to mind:
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy’s eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
*sitting down in her regular chair*
wow busy day for the addicts today in here…
I think I need a deeee- stressor – this looks just like the place for me
thanks boss for the comments on the gallery – I am so happy you like it – I gave you a comment back!
Well my puppies are gone to the puppy-ville spa and I miss them already…
crazy it is always this way when I go away… tsk – I am such a baby.
LOVE shot for me.
I’ve never seen that video either.
He’s so endearingly bashful.
It’s so sad right, how people easily forget all his great works and are so easily swayed. It kinda makes me cry.
You’re right Sabine, he was a like a magnetic force, people couldn’t help but be attracted. But it was all kinds of crazy and demented folks that were attracted to him too.
I couldn’t imagine a life where the whole world just wanted a piece of me…bit by bit.
oh thanks ladake for reminding me…
I too finally found the speechless link…
beautiful… it saddens me – but still warms me when I hear people speak so lovingly and fondly of him
he was a truly amazing angel disguised as a human
I consider myself privileged to have been alive during his time here.
I won’t liken myself to Michael, but I know a little — A LITTLE of what that feels like, never ever on Michael’s level, and God, I wouldn’t want to feel it on that level. :cwy:
In my small world, it’s not fun. People are so freakin fickle. One minute they love you and the next, when you don’t meet their expectations or say/do what they want, you’re the devil, and then they justify doing/saying all kinds of nasty, mean-spirited things to you.
The only comfort I find is knowing that it’s not personal, I love history and if you look at history, we’ve never ever changed. Centuries go by and we build people up and tear them down. :sad:
But damn, when are we going to change!!!?!?!?! :pinch:
:w00t: Mgirl, what the hell are you doing here! I thought you left for your trip!!!! :lol: You coming in here like it aint no thang!!!!
:biggrin:
I’ma go see what you said now!
Hi Mgirl,
You have your trip coming up right. You’re in Toronto? I loooooove Toronto.
I was there for a entire year in 08! You probably passed by me on the street somewhere. lol
And that’s so sweet. It’s is amazing though, isn’t it. I’d be beyond surprised if any person were to emerge in my life time that could equal or surpass what he’s done or how he’s done it. But I’m like you, I’m soooooo glad I got to grow up with him.
But I kinda feel like singing Miss Badu…. ‘guess I’ll see you next lifetime…’
*blows MJ a kiss*
I feel nostalgic tonight,,,kinda wistfully sad,
Awwwe, me too — let’s be nostalgic and sad together!
:whistle: You are not alone
I am here with you :whistle:
It’s raining over here, my kids are with their Dad and the house is super quiet!!!
Hey everyone glad you liked the video, it makes me alittle sad top watch it too, but Michael is so incredible and happy and his smile and shyness puts a huge grin on my face, just seeing him so happy makes me feel good :heart:
I just wish things would have been like this for Michael forever, people really tore him down and used him :cwy:
Aww…
Well I’m heating up some left over Chinese and starring at Michael’s lovely face.
I still have memories of just being like 8 or so and just sitting in the living room (we had BLUE carpet…it was dark blue, like navy, but still) and watching the Bad video. I looooooooved that video I was mesmerized by that video. And not just MJ, but the skaters too. I would stare at that damn screen in a trance.
I think I’m gonna go and watch it again right now, too.
First of all boss… I am your blog drunk!
I may not always have time to comment – but this is where I feel safe to pass out!
Nope I leave on Wednesday – so still here in the T-Dot!
Cool ladake – what were you doing here? where are you – you are in Europe (somewhere) yes? I think? Oh I dunno…
Yeah we are pretty lucky – but I HOPE you are right – I wanna see him in the next life even if it is the afterlife..
oh I am getting all maudlin now – geez I hope is happy and at peace now
Hey Colette, yes, that part of the video makes me happy too! Ladake, I’m heating up left over Thai :lol:
soooooo Ladake, before you go watch that Bad video and reminisce about your dark blue carpet, I came across a fan fic, pretending to be a true story today — wanna read it?
I don’t like to share stuff like that, because I hate to spread gossip. It’s another I am a fan and I fVcked Michael story. :sad:
And I did I see Brooke in the beginning of the that video that you posted Colette? Walking in with Michael.
I forgot to post that earlier.
No, I’m in the states. I’ve never lived overseas.
I was in Toronto for work, we worked in metro hall. I stayed around there too, at the residence inn or either near eaton center.
I’ve even gone out to Toronto Island to do the ropes course, which was a lot of fun.
Yes Ladake that’s Brooke…. unfortunately :lol:
lol…did you like it? Is it worth reading?
Though I must confess that I’m pretty devoted (hopelessly devoted lol) to Michael and Sabah…. and Saniia since she’s a past life. I just can’t SEE Michael with anyone else. It just doesn’t sit right in my soul.
:biggrin: Let me stop with the melodrama.
Naw, forreal though….. is it good?
Girl, did you not see my sad face!!!
I don’t like the stories that pretend to be real, when they are obviously fan fics. They always want to paint Michael as some kind of gigilo who had sex with random fans to fuel their own little fantasties about wanting to fvck him. So no, I didn’t like it. In fact the girl says point blank, I’m going to DESTROY the “saint” image you have of MIchael.
Now why would she want to do that?
Was it good? It was good for laughs. She didn’t get graphic and she got a little excited so she lost her grasp for English and stopped making sense after a while.
Still, though some people were saying, hmmm, maybe it’s true :pinch:
People will believe ANYTHING!!!! :wassat:
Seriously!!!
Wow! :blush: :kissing: :cheerful:
No, nooooo, continue with the melodrama . . . . :lol:
See Ladake, we all think you’re from overseas . . . . and white! :tongue:
So girl, what are we drinking?
Well, then no, I don’t want to read it.
I would probably only skim it anyway. Though I do love fiction, and have found really good stuff here and there, I like for it to make sense, with a well thought out storyline and plot (even if it’s short). And I can’t really take grammatical errors in a story that’s already crappy so in the end it would probably only serve to annoy me.
Lol….overseas and white. I know why you thought I was white though… crazy girl.
:tongue:
See that’s why I love my addicts!!! Even though you girls are insatiable, you only will take a hit of da good stuff.
:happy: You guys are stuck up addicts who think you’re a whole lot better than all the rest of the MJ addicts out there, and well . . . .
:w00t: It’s true!!!
You are!!! :lol:
Truthfully my spirit was all troubled after I read that crappy story! :angry:
Colette that picture of Mike is to die for!!! What’s wrong with that nose! I love that nose! :wub:
Lol
Just go ahead and say it. We’re SNOBS!!!
:biggrin:
But honestly though, don’t you just hate BAD stories. Sometimes I’m like ugh! My 7 yr old cousin can write better than this.
I think with good stories…it should only take a few sentences to draw me in. And since my attention span is only but so much, a few sentences is pretty much all I’ll give till I’m on to the next.
Well none of that soup you were filling Enola with this afternoon!
How about a nice Minty Mike… I don’t think I have had one of those!
OMG MGirl you MUST have the MInty Mike!!!
It’s my fave and I’m a creature of habit so that’s all I ever have.
One for me, please!!!
sorry , i was uh, writing :whistle:
Lady of Mystery, I didn’t know you had kids!!!! Do they have accents? Considering they live over seas, and how do they feel about having a white mother? :lol: I can’t help it!!!! :biggrin:
About the awful stories that’s in print and floating around the internet, I try not to talk like this, because I don’t want anyone to think I’M a snob, but yeah!!!!! Yes OMG, I read books/stories that I’m like wow, someone actually read this and said, yes, I want to print it!!!?!?!?! I’m amazed. And I really hate when someone says Sabine, you’re such an amazing writer,then I hear them talkign about Twilight or some other crap fan fic, and saying that’s an amazing story or the writer is amazing.
In my snobbiness I think, well if THAT story is amazing, or if you think that writer is amazing, then when you say I’m amazing, you’re putting me on that level, and I am NOT on that level!!! :lol:
You can tell in about three or four lines if a story is crap or not, just like a movie!!!!
Okay, so what do you expect me to say? I’m a Leo, we’re incredibly arrogant (for good reason!) :wink:
As for the drink, while I was waiting, I found a Creamy Mike in the back. I”m not sure who made it, but it was so creamy, I had to stop and look at the glass mid sip. I was like wow, because it had a sort of zesty, tangy taste that seemed soooooo familiar, and it kind of slid down my throat so fast, I didn’t even realize I had swallowed most of it . . . . :silly: :lol: :biggrin: :cheerful: :happy: :lol: :biggrin:
OMG! :w00t: Let me stop!!!!
I am cracking myself up over here!!!!!!
What the hell??? :lol:
What was in that Creamy Mike, girl? You know what…. I don’t even want to know!
Zesty and tangy… you are TOO MUCH!! lololol
And puh-lease don’t get me started about Twilight! sigh…..though I suppose tweens need something to keep them spellbound, right?
Anywho – I know a book you might like Sabine if you haven’t already read it, The House at Sugar Beach
(Let me interject and be honest and say that the selfish part of me doesn’t want you spending your extra time reading when you could be writing) :tongue:
Have you read that? It’s an autobiography of a LIBERIAN GIRL. I read that book before I knew this place existed, though now (even though it has absolutely nothing to do with MJ or Sabah) I can’t help but be reminded.
No, I haven’t read it. Would you like some of this Creamy Mike — it’s really gooood!!!! *licking fingers*
You sure? *shurgs* okay!!! You don’t know what you’re missing!!! :lol:
The truth is I have a list a mile long of books to read, the problem is everything influences me, and when I’m writing, I like to have an authentic voice. If I read a book and really like it, I’m afraid I might subconsciously borrow from the story, just because it’s on my mind and I’m thinking about it. I mean that’s great, because imitation is the highest form of praise, but I really just don’t like to read when I’m writing.
I mean I’m already being influence by what I read on the internet, and since I’m watching movies all the time.
Oh by the way Scott Pilgrim vs. the World was sooooo cute.
But I have to watch myself because I just don’t want to regurgitate someone else’s ideas, ya know.
I’m afraid that when I start to write the next chapter of TTWC you will say, Hey wait a minute, that’s Avatar, the Last AirBender!!!
Did I tell you how much I’m loving that story???
So I’ll put that book on my list.
Sounds promising!!!!!
I’m so weird…. of course the book has nothing to do with Sabah, you made her up. I swear, I think I’m just sleepy…..
Anyhoo…no, that’s good. I understand, its very easy to be influenced by the written word, especially when they’re strung together in such a way where you can feel them, where they cause an intense emotion. Good works do that. Good works captivate.
And you’re loving Avatar? Where are you in the series?
And you still haven’t fallen for Zutara yet? smh….you just don’t know what you’re missing.