15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
I’m only in Book 2, episode 8, I watch them marathon style. I told you, I’m Team Aang and Katara!!!! :tongue:
:w00t: Colette, thanks for posting this picture, I’ve never seen it from that angle, he’s soooooooo cute! :wub:
As for the 1984 video…I really don’t know how I am supposed to survive this, there’s soooo much stuff I can’t watch where I am, it’s devastating and disastrous! :devil: :cwy: How can they do that???
Anyway, I’m up early, my sister just left and I think I’m going back to bed. *yawns* :sleeping: I’m taking a L.O.V.E Shot with me.
Later…
Awww shucks. Mgirl will hook you up when she sees it I’m sure!!!!!
That would be great! :heart:
My L.O.V.E Shot is already finished, luckily, I’m still here so I can have another one. Tastes goood!
:wub:
Okay, I’m really outta here for now but I’m not leaving without a good old MJ. Here’s to magic!
I’m on my third Creamy Mike, there’s just something about them today!!!!!! :lol:
Froooooooooooooooooooodes!!!!! I need you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m here!!! I’m here!!!
What’s up boss???
Nooooooo, I cannot see the video and Michael in his cute little jeans…
I love him so much when he is wearing jeans. Sometimes I almost feel like licking the screen when I find a particularly nice picture on the Internet. Does he have great legs or what?
But the picture is SOOO amazing. Thanks Colette!
Remember that Gif you made, (edit) I thought I saved it but I can’t find it! :cwy:
Please I need it!!!! HELP!
I’ve never been so happy to live in America until just now :whistle: Creamy Mike, Enola?
Or are you still workin on that HOloma’s Soup?
You got it, babe!!! Here you go!!!
(Thanks Frodes! You’re the greatest :kissing: )
Yes, so far you seem to have full access, but I would not be surprised if you meet restrictions on You Tube and elsewhere in the future.
A Creamy Mike will do just fine, Sabine. The soup messes with my head…
Right now you are Just let me know when you cross over.
lol….okay, Imma leave you alone.
Good morning ladies!
Thanks Frodes!!!
Enola, misery loves comany huh? Keep your voice of doom to yourself :tongue: !!!!!!
We’re all outta Creamy Mikes :whistle:
Good morning Ladake, you are relentless in your Zatura campaign!!! :kissing:
Then you are right – I probably did pass you on the street… I use to work in that area @ CBC for years – now I am much closer to home – but down there a lot…
CBC…. was that right beside the residence inn?
The only thing I didn’t like (and that was before I was totally vegetarian) is that I could not find a decent pizza! lol
And the place that was closest, Pizza Rustica , was not it.
But I do remember in the summer on the lawn of metro hall they had those food vendors out there, I can’t remember what they called it..but the crepes!!!! I loved those things. I was out there every Wednesday like clockwork.
Happy Tuesday addicts!! I heard everyone was having Creamy Mikes and I just have time for one drink sooo..
WHAT?!?!? OUT OF CREAMY MIKES!?!?!? surely you jest Sabine, say it ain’t so!!!!
girrrrll – you are right! It is delicious! I might have another since I hear the boss ODed on the Creamy Mikes!
OMG Mama… we are online a the same time! But the bar is running dry!
Not sure how that is possible since the blog drunk has been indulging less… hmmmmm
ladake – CBC has a few buildings – but I worked in the big broadcast centre – it is across from metro hall – right in front of the dome and the CN Tower.
On wellington right?
If so, then yeah, I was right there.
UGH! i thought i had a few minutes for a drink but Life has other plans so i’m gonna have to take a LCC to go!
note to Sabine: RESTOCK CREAMY MIKES
*psst..MGirl, I think the Queen is holding out on us! keeping all the good stuff for herself. :angry:
look @ you ladake naming Toronto streets! Yup right on Wellington.
cool – yeah it is nice int he summer… miss that!
What were you doing at Metro Hall?
I hear yeah mama… I will follow suit and grab me an LCC too!
I worked on the 311 project there, to get it up and running.
cool… the info number for Toronto!
Well I have a complaint dammit…
:biggrin:
that is very cool – that was huge project – so you do know lots about TO!
Your welcome everyone I’m glad you love the picture and video as much as I do, I love finding new stuff I haven’t seen before and sharing it :smile:
@Cherry sorry you can’t see the video :lol: that’s a real bummer, it’s sooooo good, ok sorry I’m making it worse :tongue:
Cherry I have sent it to the boss this morning – so it will be up later…
*elbowing my way into the bar with a case of Creamy Mikes on top of an old VCR*
Fancy meeting you here MGirl!!!! :lol:
Cherry, courtesy of our blog drunk who alas, will be leaving us for a few days :cwy:
What am I going to do without you!!!!!! We must drink and drink and drink to your departure until none of us can remember that you’re leaving!!!!!
Today I am having Mikegasms, all day and all night!!!!!! :lol: :cheerful:
Anyone are to join me?
hel ya boss…
bring it on!
Can I be like Sabah and have more than one?
:w00t:
Well . . . . . um, no cause Sabah’s special :wub:
oh okay…
But you know, I am really not use to the strenght of those Mikegasms… so one might be enough!
Yeah, right!! :lol: How does Sabah do it!!!!!! I’m surprised she can walk upright!!!!!! Seriously just thinking about it is enough to make you wanna sit down *looks around for a chair* :w00t:
Hmmm I’ll take the Mkegasm please, hehehe. Oh Sabine I have three more chapter’s to go on Tame The Wild Cobra….Then I will refresh my memory and read why Debbie and the dancer :)
What!!!!?!?!?! :w00t: that’s got to mean you didn’t get to the part when they “did it” right?
You have to tell me what you think when you’re done!!!! Here you go *hands Gemeuxx a tall frosty glass filled to the brim*
Enjoy!!!!!
Yay, I’ll have a Mikegasm, too. Literally, watching this video! :blush: :lol: Aaaw, he’s so embarrased!
Thank you MGirl, again! Gosh, yes, what are we going to do without you??? :cwy: But I wish you a very nice trip!!! :heart:
Aaah, the sweet days of having the best of Tame The Wild Cobra still ahead of you…memories, memories. :biggrin: :wink:
Oh, that’s why there’s this puddle all over the floor! You girls are going to have to carry around a rag or a mop, if you’re going to keep reacting to Michael like that :silly: :wink: :cheerful:
Any Mikegasms left? Just one is all it takes…. :happy:
i’ve come to bid farewell to our dear MartiniGirl….so long, farewell, adieu, may the Force be with you darling!
:heart: :cwy: we’ll miss you!
….and i might have time to watch that precious video again…Sabine, the exact same words went through my head when i first watched as you wrote in you comment…”awww look at him in his cute little jeans!”
oops! gotta run!
:w00t: Wait, GRACIE COME BACK!!!!
:angry: YOU LEFT A PUDDLE . . . .
:ermm: On the floor. :sad:
:silly: :lol:
I hope Mgirl stops by to say goodbye to us!!!!
yo, yo YO!
Alright peeps what up with all these long faces… It’s a celebration bitches… (I love Dave Chappelle!)
*hiccup*
Boss – your blog drunk has arrived to say hello, have a drink and say bye.. but why does everyone look so sad?
Now you all know I am gonna be here for the BIG surprise on August 29th – why haven’t all of you RSVPed?? I can hardly wait! Is it at 12 AM EST??? The boss has a big surprise… and I am pretending to know what it is…. hehe
oh mama G – no tears from my beautiful wonderful sexy mama! NO NO or I will revolt! You know where I am and I have given you a complete breakdown of where I will be and taking my pee breaks!
Gemeuxx… I just have to say it again… girl I wanna hate you – but I can’t coz every AVI you put up you look more and more beautiful… : ) stunning!
Cherry – you are most welcome… it is not a big deal really – it is just getting here to do it.
Okay boss what are we having? let’s have something yummy and wicked – didn’t you make up a drink one day that mixed two?? gimme that!
oh I feel like breaking into song…. weeeeeeeeee
:w00t:
Okay, you ladies need to lay of the ‘gasms for a while, on the real! lol
They’re gonna get the health department in here if you keep this up. :tongue:
I feel like yellin’ ‘Clean up on aisle 5!’
Ooo, MGirl, have fun on you’re trip!!!
Well, i’ve been saving something special. What do you get when you mix a Wet Sabah with a Creamy Mike, add a quarter of the Force and just splash of Unleashed and a teaspoon of Mikegasm.
Not what you think!!! :cheerful:
So do you want to drink it first and then I tell you or or do you want me to tell you? :whistle:
*Pulling on my Haz-Mat suit and handing Mgirl a small glass with black liquid in it and almost slipping on the wet spot on the floor*
You get a Baddddddddd Boy!!!!!! :tongue: By the time you get back I’ll have it on the menu but you get the first glass!!!!!
Ladake :lol:
Clean up is right! I almost broke my neck just then!!!!!!
oh boy oh boy…
*thud*
A bad boy…. yipppeee…
gimme gimme
*thud*
let me brace myself….
Okay here goes….
*standing over Mgirls motionless body.*
MGIRL! MGIRL!!!!! How was it! Talk to me!!!!! :w00t:
A Bad Boy, huh?
I don’t know Sabine, I might have to ease into that one. I’ve never been good at holding my liquor.
(Though I do lurve Bad Boys!)
Baaaad Boy, come out and plaaaay-yaaay!
I know Sabine I’m so behind, but don’t worry I’m catching up. Right now I’m on VIII so I haven’t gotten to the love making just yet. It’s getting good though I’m glued to my computer screen! Martini Girl you’re so sweet thank you! and I hope you have a fabulous time on your trip be safe. I’m working on my second Mikegasm while catching up on Tame The Wild Cobra!
oh my…
I feel all a flutter
that was
*falling down*
boss wake me up for my trip….
that was superscumptiousfantaticodelcious
shiny, silver yummy!
all hail the boss… he taste good!
:blush:
*slapping my alter ego*
damn Mgirl can’t hold her liquor… too excited about her trip
She gets all crazy when she see a shiny Mike…
OH.. I fell dizzy…. shiny, sliver yum..
*thud*
:blink:
Ok I just had a WTF moment, I stumbled across an article recently about Mike
Michael Jackson hid in tunnel to avoid staff- His voice coach Yvie Burnett worked with him during a tour…she says she was stunned by his rude behavior.
” I remember a long time ago, I was working with Michael Jackson and he had a tunnel built which took him from the stage into the dressing room. He crawled into this big white tunnel so he didn’t have to speak to any of us” she said.
“He was probably the rudest (celebrity) because we all went up to meet him and he wouldn’t speak to anyone, not even the crew who were beside him” she added
WTF!?!!!!???!!!!
If I’m not mistaken the man was on tour at one point for over 123 days (wild guess) at the peek of his career…You see your staff every damn day. He’s freakin human! So he MUST have long conversations with his staff after performing for an hr or 2 on stage…freakin drenched with sweat etc etc I mean come the EFF on. I wouldn’t want to be bothered either! People geeze! I mean think about it! So you wait until after he’s dead to bitch about how we wouldn’t talk to his staff after a concert? LMAO
*walks in for an early morning drink, still a little sleepy – steps into something wet*
Hey!
What’s this? A puddle of…hmmm…can’t see what it is.
*looks around*
OMG, puddles here, there, and everywhere. I hope the roof is not leaking.
*switches on the light*
JESUS CHRISTMAS!
Did a herd of wildebeest run through the bar or what?
Oh, wait… here’s Mgirl sleeping on the floor. I guess someone had quite a party last night. Well, well, I hope she makes it to California on time.
And they left the TV on too…
Tsk, tsk, tsk… ladies, ladies…really…
*reaches up to turn off the TV when she notices…*
OH MY GOD! It’s the cute little jeans!! Awwwwwwwwww….
HE IS CUTE! OH. MY. GOD.
Want to touch, want to touch, want to… arrrghghhhh…
*falls down into a puddle on the floor with a SPLASH*
No, don’t wake me – I think I just died and went to Neverland.
:angry: All I know is I’m not cleaning it up!!!!!!
OMG, tell Yvie (Yvie :wassat: — ???? Yvette — naaaaahhhh :cheerful) that I said to GO FVCK HERSELF. As if Michael, who was bombarded with people all day long asking him questions and wanting ish from him didn’t have the right to build himself a Gosh darnit rocket ship if he wanted to so he didn’t have to speak to anyone.
Do you know how many times I press the elevator button really quick because I just wanna be alone for a minute and I don’t want to do the customary small talk?????
Not everyone wants to talk all the time, maybe this woman needs to buy a clue!!!!! :angry:
Girl, don’t get me started! :lol:
OMG, I got so angry I forgot to pick Mgirl off the fllor but it looks like her alter ego’s got her.
superscumptiousfantaticodelcious, hmm, is the word “cum” purposely in the middle of there?
:tongue: