15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Wait a minute, wait a minute:
Gem, you’re drinking WHILE you’re reading the story?!?!?! :w00t: :wassat:
Girl, you are ASKING for trouble!!!!!! :pinch:
Ladake, The Badboy shot won’t be available for a couplah, I just gave Mgirl a little taste, the rest of you addicts gotta wait for it! :tongue:
OMG I can’t WAIT to taste the BAD BOY!!! ACK!!! It’s gonna be orgasmic!!!
So as it turns out, ladies, I’ll probably be able to meet up with MartiniGirl in L.A.!!! I will more than likely be going to Forest Lawn on Michael’s birthday with her!!! At least, I hope so. If everything works out. And if it does, I’ll be sure to take lots of pics and maybe even make a video. YAY!!! So excited.
You’re right, Sabine. Gem is SO in trouble!!! She has no idea what awaits her in Chapter X!!!
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
Hey Frodes! good morning! That’s AWESOME news! any other addicts in yet toda…
:w00t: OMG..LOOK AT THIS PLACE!!!
:wassat: okay, i know there was a big send-off for MGirl but WHAT are all these puddles?!?!?
*stumbles over the blond on the floor*…hey was that Enola?
*sigh* Good Grief. *grabs a tray* guess i might as well start cleaning up.
Hmmmm …i wonder what was in THIS glass?? looks like it was something black but i don’t remember anything like that being on the menu…
*sniff* mmm…smells sooooo…
*thud*
*talks in her cute jeans induced coma*
Michael, Louie just kicked me in the ribs!
*slowing sitting up*
Whoa… boss that was soooooo Good.
I can’t even describe the feeling that Bad Boy gave me… well not without seriously blushing.
Girls be warned BBM is highly potent. All that sweat…
Buckles and… *gulp* tight shiny silver…
Uh oh I feel faint again… so I should go.
Boss – thank you so much for that taste test… now I am good to go with lots of Michael in me! Can’t wait till he is on the menu full time!
See you soon addicts – if you want follow my exploits you can do so here: http://martinigirl.tumblr.com/
*pssst*
That was a typo boss or a Freudian slip!
Should have been: superscrumptiousfantasticdelicious
Hey… what is my mama doing on the floor??
:blink:
bye bye girl…
uh… you can’t see my last post YET
but it should say …
bye bye girls…. to all the addicts!
I don’t know Sabine. Even then, I think I’ll need to build up a tolerance to it.
Sabinesuperscumptiousfantaticodelcious, hmm, is the word “cum” purposely in the middle of there?
Lol I think she meant ‘sCRUMptious’
Hmph… and ‘I’m’ the corrupt one? suuuuuuuuuuuuuure…
:tongue:
Have fun MGirl!!!
*Gracie yawns, stretches, looks around at the still messy bar…*
OH, this just won’t do…
i think i need a little help… :wink:
Ifeel a spontaneous song coming on!!
thank you little vermin friends!!
:happy: Won’t Sabine be sooo happy!
hey, where is everyone today?
hmmmm…*scrolling down*
OH I see! the addicts are in The Cobra Crack Valley!!
… :ermm: gosh, i haven’t been there in a loooong time…dare I?
*rushing back into the bar *
:w00t: :blush: :dizzy:
i peeked in, but nope, can’t do it.
I need a Prince Michael’s PURE to make me feel clean again. :wink:
:silly:
Yes. It ‘is’ a bit much to handle, isn’t it? Plus I feel cheated since I can only see pictures!
Make you feel clean again?
Gracie, are you okay?
Michael’s body is the purest and sweetest promise of devine sex I have ever laid my eyes on.
*sigh*
OK, i think i am able to form coherent sentences again! :lol:
yup …too much for this girl today! :wink:
:lol: I’m fine E, don’t worry! that’s just me!
I know, I know, it’s amazing, i just feel like it’s not mine to look at. :blush:
PURE anyone?
ahhhh… :heart:
LOL!!! You girls make me laugh!!!
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Hi Everyone!!!!!
My my, look how cleannnnnn it is in here!!! Everything is sparkling!!! :w00t:
*Checks the security camera*
Gracie!!!! :kissing: Thank you honey!!!! One of my favorite movies. Isn’t she awsome, but I can never tell which one she is!!!! There’s two of them, Amy Adams and God, what’s her name, anyone THEY LOOOK JUST ALIKE!!!!
Ahh, yes, Isla Fisher!!!! Cannot tell them apart!!!!
What’s going on today!!! I’ve had a very long and exhausting day but that part is OVER!!!! So our blog drunk is gone, but look at the parting gift she left for us!!!!!! Thanks Mgirl!!!!
I see some of you brave souls have been venturing down into no mans land!!!!! Get it!!!! :lol:
And without the protective eye gear!!!!!
Tsk, tsk :pinch:
I’m so glad I have that disclaimer down below because some of you girls are going to go blind in there!!!!! Don’t blame me if you can’t read the stories!!!!
Anyway, Gracie, a pretty young lady came by office today. Very stylish. She asked about you!!!!!
Said she over heard you talking today — mhmmm, what did she say you said:
Well, she said she’d like for you to have this CASE
:w00t:
of Pure!!!!
She seemed sooooooooooooooooooooo familiar!!! I think it was her ponytail but I can’t place where I know her
Anyway, she said to tell you “thanks” :wub:
Why am I just NOW seeing MGirl’s pictures?!?!?!?
Oh my god! That close up makes me think very, very baaaad things.
hey girls, im still fighting this case and im winning so far. And im getting a new computer so i will be making a comeback soon. Tired of using the phone. Im so happy..!
In the words of Michael BAD world tour style: ” My Lord, Dog gone now!” Martini Girl those pictures are YUMMY! hahaha!
And now I can’t stop staring at it.
God, what has been going on here all day? :shocked: You gurls have been soooo bad, can’t you see how embarrassed Michael is? I mean I mikegasmed too, this moring but that was only ONCE and he was still sleeping. :wink: On the other hand, why deny it?
WORD!!! :w00t: :whistle:
:ermm: Mhmmm, “it” I see where you’re looking!!!! Ladake! I’m up here!!!! :lol: :cheerful:
Heyyyyy Cherry! Gemmm!
I see Enola is corrupting you two! :tongue:
I can’t help it!
And that first gif…the gold crotch shot…. IT JIGGLES!!!
:w00t:
That would be very rude though wouldn’t it? You’re standing there having a conversation with Mike and all you can do is stare at his crotch.
oh well… as my mom says, I got eyes so I’m gonna look!
:lol: :biggrin:
YAY! MartiniGirl’s pics are up! WOW!! :w00t:
Dog gone it indeed! those were totally worth the wait…. we may need to clean up the puddles of drool again…
Sabine, you’re welcome for the cleaning…no big deal, that’s how i clean my house every day! me and the rats and pigeons! :wink:
and oh my goodness, a Case of PURE!?!? hmmmm…she sounds familiar. Was she by chance wearing a ginormous sparkly rock on her finger?
OMG, is that why I couldn’t see her hand!!! :getlost: It was just a huge ball of light! I didn’t understand it.
Yeah, do you know who she was, Gracie? :tongue:
Oh, and Gracie, um, those puddles on the floor, girl, that’s not drool :wassat:
:lol: :cheerful:
Ladake, I have to confess, I’ve stared at the Gif for a long time, because because BECAUSE girl you can SEE IT — OMG, God forgive me, but if its that big flaccid, good lord, I can just imagine.
I’m so bad I know lately. I don’t know what’s wrong with me! Wanna hear a funny story.
I was working with this guy when I was in my early 20s, cute little thing. His name was Harry, adorable, but he was only like 5’5.
He was always trying to talk to me but I was sooooooooooooooo uninterested!!! He was too small.
But then one day, he was making out with this girl in his car, and one of his friends called him,and that boy got out the car
:w00t:
I remember staring and I looked up . . . . . and he was looking at me like
:wink:
And then it was like magic, all of a sudden I was kinda interested . . . . :cheerful:
What?
lolololol
So he got outta the car with his pants down?
Oh my gosh, I’m sitting here chuckling to myself.
5’5′ is extremely short for a guy.
I always say, You have to be at least this tall to ride this ride.
—– see my hand way up there lol, I’m only 5’6″ but I like ’em big and tall.
… but um, did you get a goooood look, or did it just sorta wink at you?
No, he didn’t have his pants down, girl. It was what was IN HIS PANTS — it looked like a freakin’ HAMMER. I just saw the outline. If I would have saw it, that would have turned me off — remember mystery!!!!
You little girls wanting the tall men! Hmph! :angry: Who are the tall girls supposed to date!!!?!?!?!
:lol: :tongue: Well, at 5’6 you’re average. I’m 5’7.
Not for nothing, I always say I like tall men, my kids Dad is 6’4 but I once dated this guy, he told me he was 6’0, which is my height limit, right, but he was LYING- he was like 5’9 , maybe with shoes on 5’10.
But you know what, girl? :cheerful:
He was the PERFECT height laying down! :lol:
The shortest guy I’ve ever dated was 5’11, though I get hit on by short men all the time.
I can’t be with someone that I can look straight in the eye while wearing flats.
Sooooooo wasn’t da, you know, more you know geometric, if you get my meaning.
I’m looking at pics right now. Wanna see something — I’m gonna take it down, but here is the reason I got knocked up twice in 15 months, I used to be a sucker for a pretty face. now I know it’s really what’s inside that counts.This is what my kid’s father looked like when I was with him:
Oooops, too late you missed it!
But guess what I learned! A man who treats you good, who honors and respects you but just so happen to be 5’9, is fine. But a 6’4 man who cheats on you gots to go!
Aww… he’s cute Sabine.
And yes, it does comes down to how a man treats you, but I’m not gonna say looks don’t matter to me because they do. Though who’s to say what I think is ‘physically’ attractive is also attractive to another person. it’s all subjective right?
But I’ve never really had a ‘type’ either. Other than a few requirements that really have nothing to do with looks aside from height. To me, one of the most important things a man can do is make me feel safe and protected. And when I say that, I mean I should be so secure with him that I can let go and be myself and not have to worry about my heart because I know this man has my best interests at his.
Girl, don’t mind me, I am completely superficial!!!! But here’s the thing, if I meet you and think you’re cute, and you are nice and have a good heart, then you will become BEAUTIFUL to me, but if I meet you and you’re physically cute, and your spirit is ugly or you are mean, then slowly you lose your looks.
So that’s what happened with my sperm donor :lol: He was not a nice person at that time in his life, and I just looked at him and saw all the ugliness. People would be like, OMG, he’s gorgeous, and I’d be like, yeah, whatever. That’s what you think!
That’s sweet. I think one of the most important qualities, and I love Michael for this, is candor. I hate small talk. I don’t like pretense. I like people who are open and honest. :wub:
I totally agree with that.
There has to be some attraction. Though some people say that they end up being in love with the person that they’ve known for years even though they weren’t physically attracted.
But I think I’ve done enough dating, though. I’ve totally let the universe know I’m ready, I believe in making a list and making it plain. And if he’s a vegetarian and 6’2″ AND a Sagittarius with his Venus in Capricorn… well then I’d just be like putty.
I’m going to tell you a little bit about that one I was with before, that Sag, because I think you’d totally understand. This was waaaaay before I ‘knew’ anything, and honestly at the time, I don’t even think I was as serious about him as he was for me and still feel like slapping myself every once and a while when I think about it.
Anyhoo… we were both in college at the time, separate colleges, which didn’t help matters at all, but do you know that when we were both at home on break or something (we were from the same town), I’d just be sitting in my parent’s house, minding my own damn business watching TV and just get a thought, all of sudden, like, oh, so and so’s coming over.’ And do you know he’d be pulling in the drive way not 5 minutes later.
Or if I was out with my mom shopping and I’d get this feeling in my stomach and we’d bump into him at the store or I’d see his truck going down the street.
I don’t even think I gave that shit two thoughts at the time, if I even gave it any thought at all. And I didn’t really think on it until years later when I started learning more about astrology and spirituality.
But we just kinda fizzled out. After years and years of knowing each other and him finally being single and me finally being single and getting together … it just didn’t work. But I know one of my biggest annoyances with him was that he didn’t talk. When we were just friends, he talked all the time, when we were with other folks, no problem, but when we were in a “relationship” he just clammed up. that got old real fast.
You know I read a book once, this is how they describe your soul mate:
In psychic terms a soul mater is the other half of your. Remember in the Bible where it says God made Adam, then took a rib and made Eve? That’s how the first souls were made; one spirit split in half, one male, one female. In theory soul maters should be together every lifetime but over the centuries things get messed up. Schedules get out of sync. Boys get killed more often than girls. A couple of soul maters are born living next door to each other in Greece, but he falls off a horse and breaks his neck when he’s eighteen and she lives to be eighty. After he’s dead, he’s reborn as a Roman Gladiator, which makes her old enough to be his mother, as well as their now being quite far apart. So about a hundred years lter, the time evens out and they’re born living next door to each other again, but the fathers have a falling out and won’t let the kids get married . . . ” :lol:
It said, and this is the part that stayed with me: To be put with your soul mate is:
A great gift from God.
You have to:
1) Ask for your soul mate.
2) Deserve this person.
3) Accept this person in whatever form he/she happens to be in at the moment.
I was really struck by this concept and really believe it’s true. That’s why I think knowledge of self and the journey of self-exploration is the most important task in life.
Considering that your soul mate is the other half of yourself, if you don’t know who you are or like so many people, have convinced yourself that you are someone you totally are not, a person could meet their soul mater and not even recognize the person — or maybe not even like them!!!
Or maybe like your ex, clam up if they get too close to you.
I think once you “know” yourself, and can accept yourself, warts and all, you’re ready to meet and be with your soul mate. :heart:
That’s effed up. But as that little tale denoted, timing is everything.
And I know I was way to immature and ‘unlearned’ to certain aspects of self and relationships at the time.
But that’s okay too,, because each experience in life prepares us for the next one… you know a little bit more and you do a little bit better.
And I think that when we are working/learning/accepting of ourselves, we’re prone to be more open to so many things anyway….soulmates included.
Everyone is superficial at some point in there lives, so don’t feel bad Sabine :lol:
Looks are what attracts me to a guy but the way he treats me, his personality is what makes him irrestible and sexy! :wink:
How tall was Michael 5’9″? he always seemed taller
Good lord, Ladake, I fell asleep on our conversation!!!! My bad!
Colette, I don’t feel bad at all. Why should I? We all are attracted to what we are attracted to, to our version of “beautiful” but I don’t stop there, I look at what really counts! :tongue:
I think Michael was 5’11, because Jackie is 6’0 feet, and he was always just under him, but I think as he got older, like most people, he shrank — maybe the drugs and the eating problem also contributed to this.
hey hey hey….how is everyone?
quiet at da bar today……hmmm, looks like Enola was lured by the cobra once again…
I am packing up the troops for a last-minute trip to the shore! Woo-Hoo!!!
I was just catching up on the convo last night and here’s a few thoughts…
.first of all, not sure if i mentioned this but READ THE GARGOYLE!!!!!
i had to laugh at you girls with the height thing! I never went for tall guys, partly maybe because i’m only 5’2″, and partly some daddy issues there ithink, mydad is 6’3″ and very intimidating. My husband is 5’9″…just right to snuggle my head on his shoulder when we hug. :wub:
Ladake, I love that list of attributes you are looking for ! I used to have one of those lists but when you meet your soul mate, he might not be in the package you are expecting. when i met hubby, he wasn’t the “type” i was looking for (a jock for Pete’s sake! NEVER did i go for a jock!) so i didn’t see him as a “potential”…just someone i felt safe and comfortable with and was fun to be around. But after a couple weeks of long walks and talks and milkshakes, i really like him and i remember thinking “hmmm.., you know, he does have a hot ass and killer thighs and i never realized it but freckles are sexy!” :lol: he’s not perfect, but we are perfect for each other. there is a deeper connection that transcends a person’s qualities. Keep your eyes (and your heart) open!!! :heart:
okay, enough musings from Mama G….I’m having a Creamy MIke with extra cream before i hit the road!
tootle-doo!
Hey Momma Gracie!!!!
Now just were is everyone!!!!!
I have Gargoyle on my readers list!!!! It’s been bumped up to top, trust me!!!!!
Now as for soul mates — that’s what the book was getting at:
I think that’s why it said you must be willing to accept that person in whatever package they come, black, white, short, tall, hispanic, oriental, blah, blah.
On another note, I’m so annoyed!!!! I usually do my own hair but being lazy, I decided to go to the hairdresser. Of course you guys know I cut my hair off. Not everyone knows how to do SHORT HAIR.
So it was a Dominican salon, and they are known for making your hair grow, if you’re a black girl and you fancy that. Problem is I think, they think that’s the ONLY kinda hair that’s nice.
So she asked me why I cut my hair, and I told her I don’t want to do it — no, no, first she told me why do I have gel on my hair, that that’s going to make it break off.
I said, I don’t want to comb it, and I just wet it each morning and put the gel on, and wear it curly. I’m not combing it and so it won’t break off.
She said, but you know, long hair is better, nicer, makes a woman more beautiful
:angry:
I just smiled. Now I’m watching do the other girls hair, and everyone looks beautiful, but all of their hair looks THE SAME!!!!!
So after she leaves me under the dryer for an hour!!!!! She’s stylng my hair and she’s like we can make your hair grow back, come in for a treatment, I can make your hair grow, I know what you want.
She says next time we’ll put rollers in, so your hair will grow. Blah, blah.
I had to come home and style my hair OVER because she just didn’t know how to make it look nice. :pinch:
I hate that ish!
And hello, not everyone is goo-goo, ga, ga, over long hair!!!!!!
The funniest part was when this man came in and asked her if she did Dreads, and she was like yes, so he made an appointment but before he left he said, Do you REALLY know how to do dreads?
She was like yes. After he left, I said, twisting dreads is really easy. I don’t know why he asked you that.
She told me, Well, I don’t say I know how to do something unless I know how to do it. Plus, I like money but I don’t like trouble, and you know how black people are . . . .
:w00t:
WTF, I wonder what this Dominican woman thinks she is, if not black?
Okay, end of rant.
Oh Sabine, I HATE the beauty salon!! UGH.. it’s like this shrine to everything i dislike about being a woman, all the primping and etc. plus, I never like the way they do it so i come home and wash it and do it myself. :lol:
it is very hard to find someone who can deal with my curls!
I only go now about every four months or so and when my hair was long i didn’t even go once a year and then i would get the lecture about the dead ends, blah, blah…didn’t it feel gooooood getting it all cut off? I did mine when my kids’ school was having a locks for love event and i donated it so that way i couldn’t chicken out!
I will admit my husband LOVED my long hair and did not want me to get it cut at all. After i did, he liked it short but i think he would like me to grow it back. i tell him well, i liked your hair on your head and now it’s leaving but i still love you. :wink:
ok, i really have to load up the car…OC, NJ, here we come!!
catch ya on the flip side!
Well, yeah, it’s true, men like the long hair, but it’s not everything and women should stop playing up to that!!!!
I hate going to the hairdresser. Yes, I was so tired of my long hair!!! Especially in the summer, who wants to comb it!!!
I only go to the hairdresser when I don’t want to curl my hair and I guess they do that so that you can come back, make you think you NEED them!
We went down to the shore the other day, and my daughter wanted to stand outside of the Paul D’s house, the MTV Jersey Shore show, I was like, now I wouldn’t stand outside of Michael’s hotel waiting for a glimpse of him ,you KNOW I’m not standing outside of Paulie D’s house waiting for a glimpse!!!!!
we took a picture and I was like LETS GO! You should have seen the crowd it was crazy!!!!!!
Now that’s a funny story because, I have to deal with jealous hairdressers who can’t get their hair to grow, so every time I come into the salon. They decide to give me reason’s why I should cut my hair. First of all, a hairdresser is NOT going to give me advice on how I should wear my hair…long, short, dyed…etc etc Sabine, you are very nice I would of gave that woman a piece of my mind. Plus, I love to see women wear their hair different, people are such followers these days. I just go to the salon for a trim and that’s it…I like styling my own hair because they can never get it right.
Hey Gracie! Aww… you and your husband sound cute! I love hearing about relationships and how couples met. My friends keep pushing me to do online dating but I really don’t wanna!!! Sometimes I hate the internet, I swear.
But yeah, I’ve always liked tall men, aside from that, I really wouldn’t be able to outline and describe what I like as far as looks because I find many different types of men attractive….plus my tastes seem to change and evolve as I get older.
Sabine…. a Dominican salon? I hate those places. They FRY your hair. But I do like my hair long, that’s not to say I won’t cut it whenever the mood strikes. I cut all my hair off, down to like an inch back in ’04 to start over natural. Now it’s past my shoulder blades and texturized. But I don’t go to salons anymore, I do it myself. I still hear horror stories all the time about scissor happy folks or burning hair, etc.. etc..
And Pauly D! lolololol …yeah I’m not saying nothing about it. I do know I will be watching Jersey Shore tonight and I don’t even know why I like it, but I do.
Wow I’ve never watched Jersey Shore, I don’t even know who Pauly D is yikes!
Girl you aint missing nothin’ Gem just a whole bunch of drama, but I swear my daughter loves it!!!
Hey Ladake, I see you dragged yoursel outta da valley — yeah it’s a little hidden treasure here at CCC, you have to find it to enjoy it!
I’m so over my long hair obsession, which I think a lot of black girls suffer from ’cause the world has told them their hair is ugly, but don’t get me started on that subject!!!!!!
I’ve cut my hair lots of time, and since it always grows back it’s just no big thang. Besides if it doesn’t I’ll wear a wig in a heart beat!!!!
Gem, I can sure see someone hating on you like that. You’re so cute! :wub:
Thing is shouldn’t the sylist ask the customer what kind of hair she likes and how she wants it, instead of telling her what’s nice!!!!!?!?!
Sabine…
Girl… that hairdresser don’t know what the hell she’s talkin’a bout.
I’ve seen that photo of you and you WORK that short hair!!! She crazy.
Awwwwe, Frodes thanks! Considering that she thought she wasn’t “Black”, or at least as Black as the guy who asked her to do his dreads, I’m pretty much ready to dismiss what she said!!!
*exits the Valley for 2 minutes*
Interesting hair discussion…
When I was as child I was not allowed to have long hair – and I hated my short hair because I looked like a boy with it. It was a huge personal problem for me, but my parents did not want to listen to me…
As soon as I moved out of my paremt’s house at the age of 18, I stopped going to the hairdresser. Apart from a brief period with short hair after giving birth to my daughter, I’ve had long hair. I sometimes feel like that man from the Bible…you know, that I will lose my power if I cut my hair.
:biggrin:
Okay, back to the Valley. Oh, might as well just take a Mikegasm with me…
Wow, Enola that’s weird! Why would a mother/father NOT want their daughter to have long hair?
:wassat:
Oh, Sabine you’re not going to believe this!
I was not allowed to have long hair because my parents thought it was not suited for a life on the sea.
My dad said he was worried I’d get tangled up in things on board if I had long hair – yeah, right daddy. Hair can be braided – even a survival expert like my dad should have known that. Another problem with that argumentation is the fact that we only went sailing for four weeks in the summertime…
I suspect they just didn’t want long hairs flying around in their precious yacht or long hairs on their carpets at home…because it was kind of messy…
Hmmm, really, that’s what they told you, huh?
:wassat:
Oh, I don’t know — I suspect it was something much more than that . . . . the writer in me says there’s a story there. Way down underneath the excuses. :pouty:
On another note, check this out!
http://neverlandlost.com/posts/14/photos-from-neverland-lost
Enlighten me, Sabine.
What does the writer think?
You know, my mother had a miscarriage three years before I was born. She fell on an icy road – and it was really dramatic as far as I’m told. Guess what? The dead twins were boys… Hm….