15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Aww, Sabine…
I didn’t see the Neverland thing.
I cannot help it…tears always well up in my eyes as soon as I see things from Neverland, anything from Neverland.
I think I may have turned it into my own personal Nirvana.
:cwy:
Well, I mean you’d know more than I would, and that story you just told :sad:
Wow, that’s tragic!!!! Very telling!!!!
But I think whatever the story is behind the reasoning, there was a definite message being given to you!!!!
A definite message?
Uhhh, I’m kind of blond so maybe you can help me out a little.
:w00t:
No, it’s okay, I know you have no way of telling what made them say what they did. Actually I stopped caring about it two decades ago myself. It just came to my mind because I saw what you were talking about in the bar yesterday.
And no matter what, I’ve had my revenge. I’ve had a long blonde mane for years, and I always make sure I leave a couple of hairs behind everytime I visit my parents… Hopefully one of them will end up in their soup!
The message is: It’s not okay to be who you are.
You know, I think I told this to Mgirl, she was saying the same kind a thing — whether you’re doing something because someone said so, or doing it just to spite them, they’re still in control, and you are still hooked into them.
:wink:
Can you see the new video I put up on the first page! Wow, it’s awesome!
Hi Sabine and addicts!
Sorry Sabine for not writing back on the Lisa Robinson thread as I said I would. I’m busy and preoccupied with a lot of organisational stuff for my stay in Brussels which I’m trying to extend to 9 months right but for that it takes a lot of email writing and planning so I didn’t have a free mind for anything else. It’s quite a big thing for me and whenever something “big” comes up I kind of brood over it for a few days, worry about one minute and look forward to it in the next and can’t think of anything else…
Also, I still have one term paper to write and the deadline is next Friday, my birthday so I SHOULD concentrate on that. :getlost:
But I will get back to the conversation we had over there, okay, I haven’t forgotten you. :kissing:
P.S. I miss the Prince, the Cowboy/Badboy and even Sabah! :wink: Are they coming back soon?
Hey Cherry!!!
Excuses, excuses, and then asking for a hit in the same breath!!!!! :tongue:
You never said what was in Brussels, but I guess you’re to busy right now to say!!!!!
I’m dying of curiosity!
Haha! :face: :biggrin:
I told you what I’m going to do there Sabine! Well, well, seems you didn’t read carefully or you forgot! :tongue:
I study French so I will go to university there for hopefully the next 9 months to improve my linguistic skills. I also study and that is more or less no problem for me although I’m buch better at writing than at speaking so I should look into what possibilities I have to improve that, too…but one thing after the other. I’m leaving for Brussels in 3 weeks.
Oh, I meant English, sorry! lol
So do you speak French as well?
You are truly multilingual!!!! I am always so impressed by that! I think your English is excellent!
Will you have a computer in Brussels — (the pusher in me must ask) !!!!!
:lol:
edit: in 1964, Sabah had her own stamp!
I’m taking my laptop with me and I think or hope I have a room there that is equipped with W-LAN!!! I can’t live without CCC! :cwy: :kissing:
And I was only asking for a hit because I sure could use some distraction from the red tape… On the other hand, I have to get this term paper done and I won’t be able to concentrate as soon as HE returns, as the Prince or as the Bad Boy, so take your time. :lol:
Yes, I speak French but I have to get better! LOL I mean it’s really embarrassing, I’ve learned French for over 8 years now but I’m still not very good at it, not as good as I’d like to be anyway. I need to lose my inhibitions speaking it and I think this is the best way…
Oh, thank you for the compliment, English was always my favorite subject at school and writing is easy for me but believe me, I would have started stuttering if we had had our infamous conversations orally. :blush: :biggrin: So I have to lose my inhibition speaking English, too, I get intimidated by native speakers. :blush:
My family always makes fun of me when I speak french because they say I pronounce the words to heavily, which of course makes me not want to speak it!!!! So I hear you!
The only time I really speak french is when I’m with my mother (she always speaks to me in French, she’s never spoken to any of her kids in English) and when I gossip with my sisters!
But speaking another language opens you up to a different way of looking at things, I think so don’t be shy!!!
Yes, you’re right, I’ll try to be more confident. I think spending so much time always surrounded by a language helps A LOT even though it’s language you’ve never heard before…
I remember you telling me you spoke French a while ago because I commentend on the French in the last CM chapter, I liked that a lot! Where is your mother from?
My family is from Haiti!! :heart:
Oooh really? I see! (How come I never asked you about that before? :wassat: :lol: )
Were you born in Haiti? What do you think about Wycleaf Jean wanting to become President? :smile:
No, I wasn’t born in Haiti, I was born right here in NYC!
I think Politics in general is a big game/show :lol:
Aaah, New York…definitely among the top ten of my “places to see before you die” list.
Yeah I agree about politics. It is also boring. :lol: But whenever something interesting as Obama or Wycleaf Jean running for President happens I’m willing to follow what’s going on for at least a little while. :cheerful:
Anyway, I gotta go… :cwy:
Wish you all a nice weekend! :heart:
Zoobie says hello!
He’s 3 weeks and three days old now!
Boy, I was WONDERING what happened to you!!!!!
I thought for sure you’d set up camp in da valley with no intention of leaving!!!!
Look at little Zoobie — he’s a beauty! Just like his name sake!!!!!! I can’t belive it’s been three weeks!
You know, Sabine, I think I may have spent too much time in the Valley without protective eyegear. I had a annoying headache yesterday, just couldn’t get rid of it. I think I’d better make sure to wear eyegear next time I veture into the Valley. :cool:
Yeah, Zoobie is sooooo cute.
He’s the fattest and most mischievous of them all too.
Just as long as you don’t get your eye poked out!!!!! :lol: He’s so adorable!
SOoooo cute!
Chis Tucker’s Tribute to Michael, he’s hilarous I love this so much! :lol:
That’s so funny, I was just watching Chris today! I love Chris! He’s so handsome!
He is handsome and really funny he has so much respect for Michael, and loves him you can really see that the way he talks about him, he was a good friend.
Michael called him Christmas???? :lol: Sooooooo cute I wonder if he gave everyone nicknames? he had the best ones!!
Yep and how we really know, is he hasn’t wrote a book or done an interview telling all of Michael’s intimate secrets :kissing:
OMG I love Chris Tucker! He’s so funny! Thank you for posting this Sabine. I’m so glad Michael had Chris in his life.
LOL!!! OMG, I had never seen that clip of Chris on Conan. That was so great talking about sneaking into the movies. “Where’s Mike??? AAAHH!!! How long you been there??? About 5 minutes.”
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I can just see Michael in the theatre — it’s too cute!!!
Chris Tucker is one of those folks that would just have you laughing all the time at absolutely nothing! He and Dave Chapelle…. Could you imagine being around those two? lol You’d be struggling to breathe from laughing so hard. I saw a picture of them together having lunch once, I can only imagine what that conversation was like.
I’m glad he is a TRUE friend to Mike.
:lol: I always wondered if someone like that wouldn’t drive you crazy, though. Imagine you’re trying to be serious and they’re cracking jokes!!!
But I sooooo love to laugh! :cheerful:
I SO LOVE TO LAUGH, TOO!!! Laughter is the best medicine…
*sigh* “Time Waits For No One”
How angelic does Michael sound in that song??? I just melt.
Frodes, I was listening to him sing Somewhere in the Dark *sigh*
:angel: :wub:
Chris did such a great job in his performance of Rock with You :lol:
” I don’t know how Michael did that, I was tired as hell in the middle of that song… when is this song going
to end man? Michael was in good shape man,can’t feel my legs no more this is is rediculous, where’s
Jermaine? I need Tito, Jermaine, where’s Marlon?…. I’m always dancing..” LMAO
Could this be Sabah backstage with Michael during the Bad Tour? :ermm: :whistle: :tongue:
Only if you want her to be. :tongue: I’ve seen that pic before, but my feeling from Michael’s body language in the picture, is that’s just a fan.
Whoever she is, I’m jealous.
Hey Ladake! Girl, if you’re gonna be jealous of a girl in a picture with Michael, you got a whole lot of pics you’re gonna be jealous of!!!!
:alien: OMG, OMG, OMG…4 days…no Crack…teeth chattering…..hands shaking….
can barely type…
…..aaaaaahhh….new videos….be right back for a strong drink…
Is anyone going to be buying this?
If anyone is looking to loose weight this would be perfect :tongue: you will get a good workout that’s for sure!
Oooo, I love Felicia’s hair in that video! nice and thick :wub:
Gracie, Enola, Mgirl — those are the only people who RSVP’d right????
lol I know. I still wish, wish, wish I had of met him. My cousin and I would always say, “I wish I could just loooooove him.” In a sense that, even though realistically, Mike is old enough to be my father, I think some part of us looked at him as a child we just wanted to coddle.
RSVP for what?
:wub:
It’s sooooo true, Michael is the only person I know that’s an adult that people say OMG, look at him, he’s smiling or oooooo look at him walk, just like a child! :lol:
:w00t: I had a thing up in the side bar for like forever saying that people needed to RSVP for the event coming up on the 29th!!!
LOL, really?
My bad. I rarely pay attention to the left side of the page.
hey girls! So does that work out to Saturday night at 9PM here? Oh boy, i’m gonna have to get a migraine that night and retire to my room ALONE! :lol:
Thanks for the great videos Sabine and Collette! Just what i needed today. :heart:
I only got through part 2 of the SIM ones in the movie room…*sigh* it’s sooo lovely. :wub:
okay, it has been waaaaay too long since i had a Creamy Mike so i’m having 2! anyone joining me?
I’m in!!!! You pouring?
I’ve overdosed on Mikegasms and it seems a Creamy Mike is the next logical choice :wink: :lol:
It’s gonna be a party all day so the time don’t matter!
Ladake, you’re trying to tell me you don’t look at the pictures!!!! :w00t:
Extra Cream?? say it with me….”OOoof Cooouurse”!!!
*schpllllbbbt* (that’s the sound of whipped cream squirting out the can)
Sabine, I just was reviewing and saw your post about going to Paulie D’s house! :lol: OMG, i have never watched any of that stuff and i don’t think we were anywhere near his house but i did see “Team Snooki” shirts all over the place!
I look at the pictures all the time…. do I read what’s over there though…?
My god! I sound like Tatiana… only looking at the pictures. Hmmm…. yeah, just ignore me.