15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
hi Ladake….Creamy Mike????
go ahead you know you want to…OOooooof Coooooourse!
Hi Gracie…
Only if I can have one with chocolate!
syrup or curls? how about both! :wink:
Mmm… both.. I’ve been good today and I’m in the mood for something decadent.
Mattafact…. I may just take another quick peek in the valley.
:ninja:
*whispers in Gracie’s ear* If Sabine asks where I am, just tell her I went to her I went to the restroom. She warned me about being there so long the last time.
Don’t forget your protective eyegear!! :wink:
*theme from mission impossible playing*
bangs into bar…OUCH… shhhhh Michael don’t tell anyone I am here…
I need a fix coz I miss you… and I kinda miss the addicts..
but I really REALLY miss you.
oh look a Golden Boy behind the counter…
hmmmmm *gulp*
that was good…
*running out the back door*
Oooo, look who’s made an appearance!!!! Mgirl!!!!
Gracie, that Creamy Mike was DELICIOUS!!! What did you put in there!!!!! :cheerful: :kissing:
Now I don’t watch Jersey Shore!!! My daughter watches it, and to bond w/ her, and get in a couple of me lectures about what not to do when dating, I’ve watched a couple of episodes.
It’s so funny to me, shows like that are lke train wrecks, though, you start watching and can’t stop. I love how Da Situation calls women who he finds unattractive — God, I forgot what he calls them!!! Oh, yeah, Grenades !!!!! He’s so bad, and you know his body is BANGING but his face, not so cute, so he’s one to talk!!!!
Did you have some fried oreos? :tongue:
*sipping on Creamy Mike and then looking around after an OompaLoompa hands me a note*
:ermm: Hey anyone see Ladake?
We have a room all ready for her in the Recovery Room, the one with Thriller Mike, the staff said she’s no where to be found . . . . . .
(You didn’t know the staff at CCC are all Oompa Loompa’s? :cheerful: They had to go somewhere after The Chocolate Factory closed down!!! They make all the fresh cream and chocolate for the drinks by scratch!!!!!)
*jumping behind the bar and going over the video surveillance tapes*
Hey look at Mgirl!!!!
Nope, it’s the CobracCrack that you’re missing!!!!! :devil:
But I hope you’re enjoying the hell out of your trip regardless!!!!
*chuckling to myself* Ladake says she sounds like Tatiana, saying she only looks at the side bar pics and doesn’t read the messages . . . :silly: Does that mean you don’t think she’s too bright?
Yeah so…. They tell me I’ve been temporarily banned from the valley. Apparently there’s this no touching policy that I’ve seemed to have violated quite a few times.
lolol
They said they might let me back if I can behave myself….. I ain’t making no promises.
*Walks into the bar, leaving a trail of water behind her. The minute she sits down, the water dripping from her soaked clothes start to form a puddle on the floor under her chair. Plop, plop, plop it says.*
I cannot believe how much it rains in Moscow…uh…how wet it is in the Neverland Movie Room. :blush:
I’m so c-c-c-cold!
*Looks around, searching for the perfect thing to drink*
Ah, an Unleashed! Of course!
I will use the heat from nice little flames to warm my fingers before I drink it.
Cheers ladies!
OMG! Just noticed a few new pictures…
He’s absolutely adorable in that white suit and pink shirt.
Awwwww…
:wub: :wub: :wub: :heart: :heart: :heart: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Good afternoon all!!!!
Pooor Ladake, you’ve been banned from the Valley!!!!! :wassat: Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you!!!! The thing is, w/o the protective eye gear, your eyesight goes first and you don’t know WHAT you’re touching!!!
Anyway, you’re in good company
*whispering*
:ermm: Enola has been restricted from the movie room, too! I don’t think she knows!!! She had poor Michal walking on that treadmill for for-ever!!!! We heard she had a whip :pouty:
Whelp, here’s to banishment!
An Unleashed for Enola (though I think she’s pretty unleashed!!! :cheerful: . . . . and for you Ladake, how ’bout a Pure? :angel: :whistle:
Enola, isn’t Michael so super gorgeous in that pink!!!!!!! :wub:
I was closing down my computer to go to bed when I noticed someone spreading the rumor that I had a whip. No, no, no, no! I am deeply shocked. Whips and Michael are like oil and water – they don’t mix.
No, I only brought a bucket of water. I told Michael to douse me if I started to look as if I was getting a little overheated. Apparently I looked overheated all the time, ‘cuz he kept on doing it. He did not spend more than 30 seconds on that treadmill. Just ask Gracie – she was there – and look at me for crying out loud!
I’m soaked!
I’m going to bed in a state of deep depression. To think someone thinks I would ever threaten or – God forbid – use a whip on sweet, gentle Michael… I can’t bear to even think about it. I hope sleep will provide the nescessary escapism for me to get over this horrible, horrible… God, it’s as bad as someone accusing Michael of having hair on his back.
*staggers out of the bar*
Ahhh, Enola hopefully you’ll feel better and drier in the morning. I hope that Unleashed hit the spot.
Blame the oompaloompahs, apparently when they heard you say:
:wassat:
They got a little concerned, and maybe uh, they were a little overzealous in their description of what was going on. :tongue:
In order to settle this dispute and lift your ban though, we’ll just go to the video tape!!! :tongue:
*sigh* hey girls…only 4PM and it’s already been a loooong day.
:angry: OMG, didn’t i just clean in here?!?!? and now there are puddles all over again!?!?!?
….oh, it was just Enola. that’s okay honey! but would it kill you to use a TOWEL!?
Enola with a whip? nope, i didn’t see nothin’. must have been the oompa loompas started that rumor ( i do not trust them….something about their eyes, they are sneaky..)
(seriously SAbine, oompa loompas?!?!? what are you on, girl!? I think it’s something a wee
bit stronger than the Crack!) :lol:
aw shucks, MGirl was here? :sad:
sorry i missed you. I will have a Foreplay in your honor..um i mean “hunor”
OMG SAbine! you were typing while i was!
AHA!! you don’t trust those little OLs either i see….
Shall we have a trial!!! :lol:
Gracie, you can testify on Enola’s behalf!!!!
Who better to run this place than Ooompa Loompas Gracie!!! They’re small and quick and efficient, and you hardly know they’re here.
You didn’t ever notice them, right? :lol:
Me, I’m admittedly high on life!!!!!!
Okay if you’re having a Foreplay, I’ll have one. Guess it’s time to start from the beginning.
Foreplay, Mikegasm and then Creamy Mike, that’s how I does it! :silly:
of course!! the Mikegasm isn’t nearly as satisfying if you skip the Foreplay! :wink:
Now, as for Enola…well, she is a little bossy and she DID say that but you know Michael, he doesn’t listen! I mean he is a man after all. :wink:
high on life? good for you! You know, i was talking to a girlfriend the other day and we were like “gee, this conversation is boring” because we are both in good places right now and had nothing to complain about!!
oh, I have a funny to show you! give me a minute….
take this down later but OMG, I just can’t look at it without laughing! :lol:
Removed as per your request but OMG, Gracie!!!! :wub: too cute!!!! ~ sabine
Ahhhhh, Gracie, my sweet little diplomat!!! :smile:
It seems someone has erased the video surveilance tape!
No matter!!!
Gracie you mean that there ever were such men who listened to a word you say????? I thought that was a myth!!!!!!
Now girl, don’t talk like that about life being boring ’cause you’re in a good place!!!!!
I am high on life right now not because anything exciting is happening, trust me. But I am healthy, I have a roof over my head, my son has graduated from high school, I am very thankful for all the blessings that God has bestowed upon me, and I always try and stop and say thank you to him when things are gooooooood because that’s when you can really appreciate it :wub: :heart:
Today I’m thankful for amongst many things that cute liittle picture you shared with me. I really love toddlers!!!!! :heart:
awwww Sabine, i knew you would like that one! did you love the shirt! it’s the big red Gabba Gabba character…got it at the shore. BTW, no i didn’t have any fried Oreos but my son did. He was there the whole week with a friend and they spent all their money on food and t-shirts!
And life is NEVER boring here..trust me!! Just my convo with my friend was boring because usually one of us has a husband or a kid or something to gripe about. I feel just like you right now….just immensely thankful. Everything just seems to be falling into place right now and i’m just enjoying it. I had a faculty meeting at my new job this morning and i feel so blessed to be there because it really is a wonderful school and wonderful teachers and OMG, guess what I got to do today??? go shopping for art supplies for my very own classroom!! There are few things in the world that get me more excited than brand new art supplies…fresh pads of paper…unbroken pastels….clean kneaded rubber erasers….i was in heaven! :wub:
well, just got the call that hubby is working late so i might as well stay for a drink. Already had the Foreplay by i think i’ll have more…not quite ready for the Mikegasm yet. :happy:
Aweww Grace, I’m sorry I disappeared on you. I was . . . . . uh. . . . :ermm: doing something :whistle:
I loved the shirt!!!! And her expression!!!! :lol: Priceless! She’s a little cutie pie :wub:
Soooo you’re shopping for your new job!!! OMG, I always LOVED my art teachers! They were one of the few people who understood me, that and my English teachers!!!!
My history teachers in high school said I was contentious, because I used to ask them why certain facts were not included in the history books!!!!! I remember I had a big row with one who gave me an F on a paper simply because she didn’t like me. Well, I took that F straight to the principal and of course she had to give me the grade I deserved.
My paper was all about how America owed reparations to the Native Americans :tongue:
Know what I learned from that incident? It’s better to get along with your teachers!!!!! :lol:
about that Mikegasm, I say you let your husband take care of that for you. I’m sure he could whip you up a REAAAAALLLLLLLL good one!!!! :wink: :lol:
that’s okay, i was just enjoying my Foreplay and the last Cowboy Mike AGAIN….
:whistle: so what were YOU up to…hmmm? did it have anything to do with a big date thats coming???
I didn’t even know art teachers EXISTED until i was in 4th grade and my brother went to high school and i was like SHE DOES WHAT ALL DAY??? yeah, that’s gonna be my job one day… :happy:
So, I always loved my art teacher too…i definitely needed that haven, that place where it’s okay to be expressive even if it’s “weird” and no one else understands.
UGH! pet peeve of mine..teachers who play favorites and get personal like that with kids. That is sooo unprofessional. I promise i will never be that person. My son aid I better give him an A and i said well then you better WORK your butt of buddy! I swear, that kid thinks he is God’s gift to the world…must be the Leo in him! :lol:
yeah, i think i’ll wait on the Mikegasm….hubby’s got a secret recipe i’m rather fond of…he just better get home SOON!
Ha, ha, ha!!! All Leo’s are insanely arrogant, don’t you know that.
I remember this woman told me I was arrogant, and I started laughing. She was really mad at me, and I said, with wonderment, you know what i was just thinking when you said that?
With good reason!!!! And then she started laughing too!!! You gotta love us though!!! :heart:
I was just thinking, since I don’t have a wonderful Gracie Mom, I would HATE for my mother to be my teacher!!!!!
Now what did you ask me?
What am I doing?
:wassat:
:face:
Arrogant? an inadequate word…he recently told me that he never got mosquito bites because the mosquitoes KNOW he’s our of their league! :lol: bur yeah, I love him like crazy.
ok, i see how it is….no more questions, you just get back to whatever it is you were doing. :wink:
night-night honey! :kissing:
Toodles :kissing:
Oooooo he is so caa-yute in those new pictures!!!
:wub:
I love the one in the blue jacket and striped shirt….
Isn’t he though? I have another one I’ll put up later :smile:
*in disguise*
Excuse me, may I have a Ms. Chastity, please?
*sighs*
Seems like the Oompa Loompas took the drinks away from me too.
They even took the bar keeper.
This place needs a big, fat cat to keep them in check.
*leaves, smiling sneakily*
:lol:
Oh, Enola, of course you can have a Ms. Chastity — you didn’t think you’d fool me w/ that disguise!!!
I was feeling kinda lonely. Where IS everybody?
Waiting for their next hit, huh?
I feel so used :sad:
:tongue: :silly:
awwww Sabine, i’m sorry you feel used. I for one would love you even if you never gave us Crack again, I am just insanely busy getting ready for school.
BUT, not too busy for one quick drink….something to go!
as i was falling asleep last night i kept thinking about the part in the SIM video you put up where Michael is getting all those pictures taken with random fan-type people and I felt sooo bad for him watching that. I can’t imagine how uncomfortable that must have been and he did it ALL the TIME!! I don’t even like getting my picture taken with my family, let alone strangers who might be a little creepy. Anyway, it made me thankful for my anonymity. just Gracie’s thought for the day.
heading out with my Big Gulp size Creamy Mike…
Awww Gracie I was just kidding!!
But I do feel that if I never posted again this place just might turn into a dessert.
I had the same thought you had about Michael — I HATE people to take surprise pictures of me!!! Especially if they show up on line and i have not approved them :pinch:
I was thinking now I understand why he wore a face mask and dark glasses. He took the pictures graciously but it had to take its toll on him :sad:
Enjoy your Creamy Mike!!!
*sneakesintodabarandlooksaround*
It’s 2 in the morning here so at your end it must around 8 p.m. Sabine, are you there?
I know I’ve been an awfully unloyal addict, I’m soo sorry!!! :unsure: I wish I had a more exciting excuse but I’ve been working day and night, literally, on my stupid termpaper and I’ve written so much, I can’t see the wood from the trees. :pinch: :sideways:
I know you are probably busy, Sabine, but I was wondering whether you might be able to spare a little time and read what I’ve written so far to see if it makes sense at all. To me it does, kind of, but they always tell us to give our paper to somebody who doesn’t know anything about our topic and if they got what it’s all about, all is good. I guess there are still a lot of typos in it and some sentence structure might sound a little foreign or whatever but I’ve come to a point where I don’t see them any more or chew over one freakin’ word for half an hour….
So, if you have time and energy to do that, which I would really apprecaite, can you give me your emailaddress or something so I can send it to you?
:heart:
I forgot today was the 9th anniversary of Aaliyah’s death :( She was very talented. I love her voice
Sure, Ms. Cherry, send it to me via the email link at the bottom of the page, it’s says “Contact Me”.
*downing my Foreplay* Is it about something interesting like sex? :angel: :cheerful:
:lol: :smile:
:w00t: :w00t: You’re there!
LOL I wish it was about something like that. You know, I tried to make Michael a scientific research topic once for Written English II. I wanted to write an essay about him and his influence on music and culture and so on but my teacher told me to write about Obama instead. :getlost: :biggrin:
Anyway, thank you very much for doing this, I really appreciate it. :kissing: Le me know how I can return the favor.
The thing is, I can’t really put everything I’ve written so for into this one message, can I? I wanted to send it
as a file attachment… :unsure: :wassat:
Okay, so I sent you a message with a link to my dropbox, I hope it works. Thank you soooo much! :heart:
I need a few more hours of sleep now so I think I’ll have a Mikegasm and drift into unconsciousness afterwards. :cheerful: What would we do without this place?
:sleeping:
She told you to write about Obama??? :w00t: Now I like Obama and all, but shamone!!!!
I would have then wrote a paper about how Michael Jackson paved the way for Obama to become president, because I’m defiant like that!
:cheerful:
I’ll see if I can open it.
Okay got it!!! I’m a little nervous because last time I edited something for someone, remember my hater with the copy of CCC website, when I made the corrections she got mad.
So what do you want me to do? Correct it for you and send it back with what I think makes sense or just read it and tell you what I think?
Professionally, I worked as a court stenographer for years, so editing transcripts and correcting them is what I do. In fact I have a transcript that I have to edit right now, something I have no interest in doing :lol:
So let me know, okay.
Oh, my I just saw your post Gem — I can’t believe it’s been nine years!!!! Aliyah was beautiful and very talented!!!! She was so young, so tragic. God bless her family on this day. :wub:
:heart: :wub: :kissing: Aaaw, thanks Sabine, that was very nice of you to do that for me!!! Oh, you’re a court stenographer! :shocked: Wow, so you were just the right person to ask! :cheerful: Seriously, thank youuu!
Gotta run! *grabsanMJ*
:heart:
LOL, you’re so welcome!!! Well, I USED to be Court Stenographer in another life! Now I am a writer/property owner/loafer :smile:
Ahhh, My haterz have been busy trying to give me a dose of their negativity and self hatred!!! I just found another one of the blogs they created about me.
But you know what? ~ Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it ~
If God is for me, who can be against me?
I have peace in my heart and in my soul. I am happy. :heart:
I breathe in all the love in the world, and take it in, hold it, and send it right back out into the universe. Where they sew hate, I will sew love :heart: :heart:
One thing I really love is helping people, and also creating.
I love CCC, and I love all the people who come here and participate and bless me with their presence.
Thank you everyone!!!!! :wub:
I see light at the end of the tunnel (almost finished) so I wanted to come here again and say MERCI!!! Sabine, you really helped me A LOT, with various things, ever since I found this place and as you’re feeling the love so strongly right now, I want to keep up the mushyness and give you a hug and a kiss with all the L.O.V.E I have. Thank you for everything, the term paper and all the rest (you know what I’m talking about)! :wub:
Awwww, thank you Cherrry!!!! I appreciate YOU! :kissing:
Can you believe Macaulay Culkin is 30 today? :lol:
Time sure flys by, I still love Home Alone especially the bathroom scene with the aftershave “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” lol. I don’t think he still makes movies, you never hear about him.
McCaulay is 30, damn, I didn’t realize we were that close in age. Boy, he’s all grown up!!!! :lol:
Does he have any kids?
He has no children but he was married to Rachel Miner in 1998 and divorced in 2002, he is currently dating Mila Kunis but have no plans to marry. I was surprised to learn that he was arrested for posession of drugs smh. He still looks 10 to me LOL
hey girl. I dont even have a computer right now. I threw it away. So i have to use the phone for a while. It takes forever but im still here for you. I love you.
WOO-HOO!!!
Bought my train ticket tonight and on Saturday I will be meeting up with MartiniGirl to go to the Grammy Museum and then to Forest Lawn on Sunday for Michael’s birthday. YAY!!!
I am so happy that I will finally be able to go and visit Michael. I’ve been wanting to leave him a letter for so long. It will be very bittersweet but at least I will be with someone who understands what I’m going through.
I’m very excited to meet MG and I will definitely be blogging about our EPIC weekend!!! Apparently, at the Grammy Museum, they have a light-up Billie Jean floor!!! ACK!!! I feel videos will come in handy!!!
:wink: :wink: :wink:
:w00t:
Just promise us that you wont drink too much or if you do, you’ll get a designated driver!!!!
:wink:
Can’t wait to see that video tape!!!!
Hey MjQuan, girl I hope you’re doing okay :wub:
Collete, thanks for the info!
:whistle:
Well it couldn’t have worked out any better.
The blog drunk is comment # 4000..
boss sneak me a BBM and now you have served over 4000..
whoop!