15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Awww, Frodes…
Here is a big ((((((HUG)))))) from me!
I know exactly how you feel. The conversation with your mother is a mirror of many of the conversations I have had with my mother over the years. Thankfully, she is beginning to come around now. I have been able to show her very clearly, what my love for Michael Jackson means to me, how much strength and happiness it gives me. My husband has been very supportive too, and believe me, it is not just because he gets laid every time I watch Michael’s videos, it is because he sees the changes in me too. He says I have become more open and happier than I was before I let Michael into my life again.
One of the most visible changes is the fact that I have lost more than 37 pounds since the beginning of 2010. Michael’s death (and his life before he died) made me think long and hard about my own life and I concluded it was time for me to make a change. Not that I have not tried repeatedly, but this time it worked.
I am back to what I was before I got pregnant more than 11 years ago.
So how can loving Michael be bad?
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Hi Frodes,
I know exactly how you feel!!! All my life I’ve been the “crazy” one of the family because of the things I loved/had a passion for. Nobody else was ever passionate about anything as much as I am, not that I remember at least. And frankly, I can’t feel close to people who don’t have passions, who can’t be enthusiastic about anything. I mean in the summer of 2002 I was crazy about Elvis (that only losted for a few months though). Then it was my Gone with the Wind obession that started in 2003 and lasted 3 or 4 years. I still love it today but not as intensly as before. Now it’s Michael….fortunately my mom is supportive of me because she likes him too. My sister and father used to like him but not anymore I guess but I really don’t care because I’ve found you guys and other people who share my love for him.
So I’m totally with you when you say that we should show our passions or at least that it should be more acceptable for people to do so if they want withouth being laughed at. I mean, I really can’t stand when people try to tell ME something about Michael…You, me, Sabine, everybody here, we probably know everything there is to know about the guy (as fans) and we know the truth so I almost have to laugh when people come up and say “Oh, Michael Jackson, really? He did this and that, you know?”. As if I would ever be so crazy about him if it was proven that he was a child molester! It’s so annoying how many people think that we, as fans, are completely blind and naive when it comes to him and THEY know the truth because they hate him! :getlost:
And it’s especially hard when this is coming from your fans and family, I know! So I don’t know what I would do in your place. My mom was really open to everything I told her about him so maybe you should try and tell her a bit more about who he was and what it is specifically that you like about him. Because it’s true that the whole world has been brainwashed and sometimes I just sit here and marvel at the dimensions the bad press and slander about him has taken on… :cwy: :face:
So, I’m glad I “found” somebody who is as passionate about things they like as I am about things I like! I can connect to people like that more easily…they don’t just exist, they’re alive!
I wanted to read your blog but it’s my first week in Brussels and there’s so much to do and to see and so I didn’t have time yet but I will eventually!
:heart:
LOL Oh, I meant “your friends” of course! :lol:
Hi everyone! Well, back to writing :tongue:
Oh, she’s writing!
:w00t: YAY!
*Does a little happy dance*
Thank GOD!!! I need this one, Sabine. Make it quick!!!
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Oh, and P.S.
Thanks everyone for your kind words. Like I said, I know I’m not the only one.
If you don’t like Michael, fine. Don’t judge me for having a passion for him and his talent. I am not “over the top” and I am not crazy or obsessed. I am INSPIRED.
Frodes you don’t have to change for anyone, Michael is the best role model someone can have and I think you mom just kind of jumped on the badwagon with everyone else who hates him and believed all the rumours. Michael is my hero and I’m not afraid to admit it, keep doing what your doing, make yourself happy that’s what life is all about, your not hurting anyone. It was insensitive what your mom said but you have to be an individual and stand up for what you believe in, don’t let this break you down or make you love Michael any less because some people are just ignorant to everything about Michael, try explaining to her what’s great about him and then she will start to see things differently. I hope you work things out!!
Also Sabine that gif of Michael with the two eyed wink is precious :lol:
OMG
*thud*
get up girl get up…
INCOMING INCOMING
*thud*
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*Stepping over Mgril* :lol: :silly: :cheerful:
Exactly!!!! And you know what inspired means, right?
IN – SPIRIT :heart:
You guys have seen this, right?
I don’t have a Wii but methinks I may be going out to purchase one soon.
oye – I need a drink
my main computer is still not up and running
so I haven’t had time to read the new chapter…
I swear at 11:30 I was so frustrated I made a real martini – and I am no where near getting everything fixed
on the upside – I am at home waiting for my parents to arrive for a 2 week visit… and surprisingly I am not fretting…
I realized I am really missing my daddy more than usually… interesting.
And I want my mommy to bake me cookies
I think I may be feeling a little stressed
Ima coming back tonight for some TLC
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oh that reminds me boss – you once said my dad reminded you of ALI and I never sent the other picture..
here it is..
super excited about seeing him
Hey everyone! I have been having serious withdrawal…last night I dreamt that Enola was a famous artist and we were all getting together in New York because she was coming to the US to do a show for charity and ..and she called me!! on the phone!! i was so excited!! and she was on TV too! *sigh* anyway, i knew i had to stop in today and look! there’s a new chapter too! oooooooI want to lock myself in my room and read it soooo bad but it will have to wait…for now a quick “hi” and a big ((((HUG))))) to all.
Frodes, I am trying to catch up here…let me just say I admire you and everyone here for their passion. Sadly, I think I completely stopped expressing myself to my family about 20 years ago. :lol: I prefer to just be me around my self-created friend-family and the rest?…fuhgetaboutem.
MGirl, oh boy…parents coming to town? enjoy honey…mmmmm now i want to go bake cookies :wink:
Ladake…I know what’s going to be on my son’s Christmas list!! OMG I can’t wait!! thanks for putting that up
Colette and Cherry Leigh, wherever you are i hope you are doing well
darling Enola…you are so close in my mind today since i dreamt about you that i wouldn’t be surprised if the phone rang and it was you!! :heart:
Sabine..thanks for the new Crack girl!! I am stoked!!
hi anyone i missed!
gotta run….takin’ some PURE with me to get all set for TTWC!!
Good Lord, Gracie…
I am just another girl from Hicksville, Denmark – but still, I am really flattered your subconscious self found me interesting enough to incorporate in a dream. LOL!
I am glad it was not a nightmare!
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Here’s a shot of L.O.V.E. for you – I’ll leave it here at the bar for when you are done reading TTWC.
I’m visiting or should I say entertaining guests so I’m in and out — just came in to grab a case of Golden Boys!!!!!
How’s everyone this fine day???
I hope its smashing! I think everyone must be occupied too. Okay, we’ll meet up a little later :wub:
I have discovered the SECRET!
Michael= Somnophilia
look it up if you dont know what it is. BUT THAT IS THE SECRET
i dont know how to put the word in a sentence, he has Somnophilia or he practices Somnophilia idk. But Michael or Cowboy Mike=Somnophilia
Ameera!!!! :kissing:
I missed you!!! :wub:
Somnophilia is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal and/or orgasm are stimulated by intruding on and awakening a sleeping person with erotic caresses, but not with force or violence
OMG, girl you are TOOOOOO much!!!!! :lol:
It’s true!
:blush:
girl that ain’t no secret… but you are the first to give us a word to use..
a very sexy usable word..
morning addicts
Thanks Gracie, I’m doing better but I’m looking forward to Christmas, not to wish the time away but you know the saying “there’s no place like home”
On a side note my roommates are so much wilder than me, I mean thery are out at all hours of the night, classes have just begun but I’ve got alot to do already I don’t know how they are going to pass, they are 3rd and 4th year students so they must have more work than me how are they getting it done they won’t be able to keep this up! smh
Where is everybody these days?
I miss the good old times in the bar, drinking, talking and goofing around. :cwy:
Well, I can always find a Golden Boy to keep me company.
*gasps in horror*
Oh no, I was just thinking maybe I am the only one left who does not have a life… oh dear…
I think I need a Gentleman too.
oh girl please…
I am longing to be here – drinking and chit chatting
I am currently pbm – parental babysitting mode..
damn I haven’t even read the chapter yet
:devil:
Well, I’m always here, Enola :tongue: . . . pretty much
OMG, Elmira just shared this with me! This is so hot!
OMG look at this video Michael says some naughty words :wink: :blush: :w00t:
It’s around the 19 min mark, the whole video is great, there are a couple more too, check them out!!! I can’t stop rewinding it :lol:
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/yim (Michael Jackson Special Part 1)
“There’s some good fish back there” lol
That’s Mark Schaffel’s doc — I heard it was pretty good but haven’t watched it yet. Wow, it’s really clear for Tudou. I call Tudou, Doo-doo and Yuku, Yucky, because of how long it takes to buffer and how crappy the quality of the video usually is :lol:
Here’s the other links:
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/5mm Part 2
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/rgy Part 3
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/50b Part 4
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/a15 Part 5
Oh, I’ve never seen this documentary. Is it only about Michael’s visist to Gary? I could only watch the first part so far…Mark Shaffel, the gay porn producer? ^^
Sabine, OMG, I just got my grade for my term paper and guess what, it’s a 1,0! That’s the best grade you can get in Germany! :w00t: Thank you again soooo much for your help!!! :heart: I write this here and not in an email because I want to make sure you know since you asked about it in your last email. I never got a reply to my last to you even though you said you wrote back… :wassat:
Michael said titties and ass, :w00t:
I’m can’t stop till I get enough, I want more footage of Michael to leak :lol:
I’ve seen a lot of this footage on youtube, different clips but never the entire documentary back to back.
Colette why does Michael saying titties and ass shock you — he was a man! I used to hang out in a barber shop when I was in my teens, it opened right across the street from my house. My mother hated that I did, but I learned a few things, no. 1, men gossip just as much as women, number 2, they are just “men” in this wonderful unique way. Michael was a man, its so easy to see, I don’t get how people called him gay.
Cherry, it starts off in Gary, Indiana, there’s a lot of footage of fans and others who were invited to Neverland, and a birthday party that his fan club through for him somewhere else, and then also again in Neverland for an “after party”. In this video though, it was weird that he was so still — like when he was sitting sometimes it seemed as if he was purposely not allowing himself to relax, or maybe could not relax. I couldn’t help but notice the tension in his body.
I thought also it was very sad, the way people were saying he was so wonderful, great and loving, especially the people at neverland, how appreciative they were of having been invited what a wonderful time they were having — where were these people when he was going through hell during his trial? Were they as enthusiastic when he was not giving to them?
People can be so loving and happy when they are receiving. I’ve always said some people know how to say thankyou, but they don’t know how to say, here you go.
I also felt sad for Michael, pushing his way through the crowds. I think in many ways Michael came to expect that, you can see he’s not at all affected by people running after his car, or crowding at the gates of a store that’s closed down, but he made it a point to say constantly that he could never go out or enjoy life like others, so I know it bothered him.
And as much as I see it as love, I see it, too, as the confining type of love, like an over protective mother. The kind that stifles and doesn’t allow one to grow. Michaelwasss so excited about the face masks at the security store well we know what he was going to use that for. :pouty:
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Cherry you got a perfect grade!!!! WTF! I’m so happy! It was really a good paper and I’m so happy for you, you deserve it! It was my pleasure to help.
You know, I have to tell you, when I was doing it, editing your paper, I was really tired, cause I hadn’t been to sleep, and my daughter was like, I can’t believe you’re doing that — but I was like, I told her I would do it!!!!
It was my pleasure to help you, I’m just so glad you got such a good grade!!!!!! :smile:
That email, oh my goodness, I hope I saved it! I’m going to try and send it again. It’s crazy that you didn’t get it – makes me feel like you weren’t meant to get it!!! I’ll look again, promise.
your right I agree with everything you said I shouldn’t be surprised lol, I’m more excited than anthing :lol:
Michael was so silly and fun, I would love to have been in his inner circle, I would be his best friend :0 we all would Michael should have found us and invited us to neverland lol. Michael never got a moment s peace did he? It’s such a shame
I like the black bacground better than this white one, it’s kind of hard to see what I’m writing lol
Whats different? I didn’t change anything!!!! :w00t:
Scratch that, I fixed it!!!! :smile:
I like all the changes, your getting fancy now lol
ps, the background is still white instead of purple lol It’s hard on my eyes :dizzy:
“I hate my smile, but I do it for you.”
I had to listen to that part 50 times before I could believe he actually said it.
Awww, poor Michael. He was never happy about himself…
What a pity he could not see he had the most beautiful smile in the world.
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Colette, it’s kina sweet how happy you are that he said ‘titties’. :biggrin: I think it’s funny! Of course he was a MAN and I’m not surprised he said it, I just don’t think I ever heard him say tits or anything like that before so I had to giggle a bit. I mean, of course it’s silly, any other man says ‘titties’ and I don’t give a damn but you know, it’s Mikey. :lol: And for some reason I find it also very funny/interesting (I don’t know, I’m looking for a better word to describe but can’t come up with one right now) when he says ‘sex’. Maybe it’s just me but there’s something about the way he pronounces it… :tongue:
Yeah, I saw some of the birthday party footage on youtube. “The imagination of me and you, MIke!”…the first time I heard that I had to laugh soooo hard and his reaction, it’s sooo sweet. :biggrin:
But as I sat here and watched some of it I felt…I don’t know, weird. As much as I would have wanted to meet him, and if he would have come to my high school I definitely would have been there, but still, somehow I don’t like seeing such big events with 100s of screaming people and Michael giving a speech. It feels so unnatural, like he’s not being himself and I don’t think he is. He plays a role and so he can’t relax and just be himself. Would I have wanted to see that? Also how he speaks himself about “Michael Jackson this” and “Michael Jackson that” coming up soon or something…as if he was a product…
Or all these celebrities sending him brithday wishes go “Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson!”. I mean, why don’t they just say Mike or Michael? Nobody comes up to me and wishes me a Happy Birthday saying my first and last name. It’s nothing I guess but somehow, when I saw it, it kinda bugged me.
I think the reason he’s not affected by the crowds chasing his car etc. is because it started yeeeaaaars ago so that at one point he just came to accept it. Not accept like “yeah, I’m okay with that” but rather “it’s always like that and I can’t do anything about it anyway.” Yes, he always said he just wanted to go somewhere without any hoopla. At first I didn’t understand why he didn’t use disguises all the time but then I realized that that is exactly the point, as himself, just being Michael, he couldn’t go anywhere unless he “became” somebody else. Imagine this kind of life. For me, it’s impossible. He didn’t know anything else. :cwy:
Yessss, Enola, OMG, that broke my heart, I coulnd’t believe it! And the tone of his voice as he’s saying that…woooow, for a moment there I was really a bit shocked even that sometimes he would hate the way he looked so much. It’s sooo sad. :cwy: :cwy: He was beautiful!
David Nordahl said that Michael said he thought he was extremely ugly and that he just wanted to look like “normal people”.
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I genuinely loved the part where he goes crazy with the perfume though. I have seen that particular part many times, but never with the original sound. It was absolutely hilarious! Especially when the other people in the limo start complaining as he continues to squirt himself. I can imagine it must have been hard to breathe in there. LOL!
Hey everyone !!!!! Glad you’re liking the tool bar and the gallery — isn’t is great?
Yeah, I’ve got to step up my game!!! You can never have enough Michael Jackson pictures!!!!! I don’t know what server you’re using, but I changed the colors, and if it’s white for you, don’t know what to say. It’s purple — I changed and tested it myself.
Janet said the same thing about her smile. :sad: I mean Joseph did a doozy — I shouldn’t say Joseph, that family did a doozy on all of their self esteem. look at what Latoya did to herself.
I don’t know if you saw, but earlier, in response to Colette, I said the same thing, that Michael is sitting almost motionless at times, and seems very tense to me. How could he be himself? To me, those people did not come out to see Michael — they came out to see Michael Jackson, the icon, the performer, and that’s who he gave him.
Someone suggested on another forum that Michael had been himself more, because playing that role caused him too much misery. My response was simple:
Impossible.
There is no way that you can be yourself when you’re the subject of so much adulation. I mean to me, the reaction to him saying “titties” and “sex” speaks to that. No one would express surprise if it was just a normal guy. But Michael wasn’t viewed as a normal guy. He was viewed as special, and of course he was, but did that mean he couldn’t say “titties” — I think somehow that’s the feeling. It’s not just Michael. Performers are supposed to perform for us, and if they curse or say something that we do all the time, it makes the headline papers and we make a big deal outta it. I think maybe the idea that Michael was not sexual or not observant of women, to me it seems, has been implanted in our subconscious. Maybe the media did a wonderful job.
I don’t think it’s nothing — it speaks to the difference, between how Michael was treated as a celebrity, a product and how he was treated by someone who saw him as a person and I don’t know that many people were able to do that, after all the poor baby was marketed from the time he was very small. And he knew how to play that role very well.
I think it’s pretty sad. While watching the footage I said, okay, wow, that’s a lot of love but there is an ugly under belly to it. I think its probably true what you’ve said, Michael wasn’t so much unaffected by the crowds as he had become used to it, and I think expected it. I think there might have been a point in his life that if he went out and there wasn’t a thousand people around screaming, he’d be like WTF?
And I think THAT is probably the saddest part.
Yeah, me too! It seems as if he’s doing the spraying “down there” but it was funny to hear him say, Why down there? You gonna make them have to take me to the hospital.
It’s hilarious to me, because even as he’s saying it, he’s still spraying down there, too!!!!! :biggrin:
As I said, it’s silly to feel that when Michael says those words it’s like oooohhh, I know! But really, it’s no big deal, it’s just funny, that’s all, at least to me because you didn’t really here him say such things in public. Of course he can say them and he probably did so as any other man does. And I’m the last person to think that he was asexual or stuff like that. Please! :biggrin:
Yes, all in all his situation was sad but I try to focus on the good things in his life and he said himself that he has had some incredible fun times…
Yeaaah, the perfume! :lol: “It smells good down there!” :whistle: :lol:
It’s not focused on you, so don’t think I or anyone else is pickign on you. I heard lots of people say, and even Colette said here too, OMG, he said this or look he’s doing that. I remember saying Michael is the only person you say, OMG, look he’s walking, he’s so cute. I mean, his life was under a microscope, that’s the sad, harsch truth.
Admittedly, I see things a lot more different than others, probably more serious, but I think part of the problem is the way we viewed Michael, and I’m just pointing it out. I mean, yeah, we don’t like to think about those things, it’s sad and depressive, but I wish we, collectively, as a society would, before we ruin another child star’s life with our “love” . Yeah, Michael had fun times, but he died. At 50. :pouty:
The way that Michael was forced to life his life, the sadness that he endured and ultimately the way he end up dying, that to me is a big deal. :sad:
Okay, Jesus, I hate trouble shooting!
Colette, honey, what color do you see now? I think I figured out what the problem is. I loaded this new program that’s supposed to load comments while you’re on the page, so you don’t have to refresh, and it was overriding my color scheme.
It was purple, until you clicked it then wham, white! So anyone who is on line, puuuuuuuullllease tell me what color you see :smile:
purple/pink but the font is blue so you can’t really see what you’re writing, it hurts the eyes. :pinch:
Hello my dear — are you free for the next five minutes, can you join me in that chat room at the bottom! I wanna see if that’s working too!
Jermaine’s set list for his show:
Hey Sabine, I`m seeing a light purple now with a darker purple font, it`s much better, I have a headach at the moment so that white background was not helping lol
Cherry, you should have seen my reaction the first time i saw it LOL, my mouth was down to the ground I watched it like 20 times in a row, it saved on my computer, I wish I could hear him say it more and I want to hear worse than that :lol: I just get excited when I see Michael letting his guard down and being carefree, it makes me happy :happy: I don`t know how Michael was so calm in those situations even though he is used to it since a young age you would think he would snap on someone, but no he was so poised and gracious, he deserved an avard for that.
Yeah, I figured out what the trouble is, and since Martinigirl said the live preview was freaking her out I turned it off. But if anyone else wants it back on just let me know.
I love that Michael had code words, he called women “fish“ lol
Also I was so disappointed to hear Michael say he hates his smile????!!!??? what did he think was wrong with it, they were the perfect size for his mough, bright white, you didn’t see any gums, they were perfect the million dollar smile everyone wants, he had it smh It’s so sad, do you think Michael changed his teeth somehow because they look different in the last 10 years of his life maybe it’s because he couldn’t smile as big, but they seem different anyone else see that?
what’s the live preview like? I don’t remember seeing that!
How many people can talk in the live chat?
I think as many as we want can chat!!! The live preview was like, while you’re tying, the words come up under the box, so you can see what it looks like. Kinda of weird but cool, too.
Do you know what that means, when a man calls a woman a “fish”?
:ermm: it’s not positive.
It’s the equivalent of saying oooo, look at all that ass out there. :whistle:
Same thing he thought was wrong w/ his nose, his face. Michael thought he was ugly. :sad:
Yes, I noticed that — I always thought it was the plastic surgery, that changed the shape of his smile but also his teeth seemed different and that might have been diet/drugs health related, like his nails.
OMG Sabine!!! I am LOVING all of the changes!!! This site just keeps getting BETTER and BETTER!!!
Has anyone chatted in the chat yet??? I can tell that’s gonna be my favorite part!!!
And the gallery… YAY!!! You’re awesome, Sabine.
And UGH!!! OMG… Jermaine is having a laugh. Almost all of the songs are MICHAEL’S songs. What is he on about??? Ick.