15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Really? Wasn’t that Randy and Michael? :ermm: Gee, and here I thought I know my Jackson family history. :biggrin:
if you thought it was Randy, why’d you ask if it was Jermaine :tongue:
I don’t know who it is but I don’t think it’s Jermaine cause that doesn’t really look like him. Maybe it is Randy. . . . . I said Marlon, cause he’s one year older than Michael and those kids look the same age.
You know that’s why you can’ count on Wikipedia, they have Randy being born before MIchael, in 1956, which is just wrong.
Here are the birth orders:
As of 2009 –
1. Daughter Rebbie Jackson, born May 29, 1950 (1950-05-29) (age 59)
2. Son Jackie Jackson, born May 4, 1951 (1951-05-04) (age 58)
3. Son Tito Jackson, born October 15, 1953 (1953-10-15) (age 55)
4. Son Jermaine Jackson, born December 11, 1954 (1954-12-11) (age 54)
5. Daughter La Toya Jackson, born May 29, 1956 (1956-05-29) (age 53)
6. Twin Son Marlon Jackson, born March 12, 1957 (1957-03-12) (age 52)
7. Twin Son Brandon Jackson, born March 12, 1957, died hours after birth March 12, 1957 (aged 0)
8. Son Michael Jackson, born August 29, 1958, died June 25, 2009 (aged 50)
9. Son Randy Jackson, born October 29, 1961 (1961-10-29) (age 47)
10. Daughter Janet Jackson, born May 16, 1966 (1966-05-16) (age 43)
With Cheryl Terrell
1. Daughter Joh’Vonnie Jackson, born August 30, 1974 (1974-08-30) (age 34) half-sister of the above children.
Joseph had Joh”Vonnie like 10 years after Janet, WTF! :lol:
He likes making babies, huh? :biggrin:
Whoa. I didn’t know about that tenth child. Interesting.
evening lovely addicts…
boss may I get a shot of L.O.V.E.
Ima getting sick..
I am trying to kill it with a martini – but I still feel awful
Oh, no!!! I wonder if I sent my cold over to you, MGirl. Sorry if I did!!! But if it makes you feel any better it’s one of those 48 hour colds. Drink lots of hot tea!!! Stay away from the martinis!!!
Now honey – how is that possible when Martini is my name?
I thought I was getting sick last week and it went away – today I feel like crap
I afraid I may be getting Sean’s cold – and he has been sick since we came home… just getting over it now!
How are you lovely? I read your Passion post – beautiful – and comments from any yet?
I know it’s not easy but you gots to do it!!!
I’m actually detoxing right now cause I just got done taking like 3 different antibiotics so I’m drinking lots of tea and trying to keep my immune system up. The detox effect cause me to feel a bit fluish si it’s just now going away.
No comments from anyone yet, well, any of the people who said those things but I don’t care. I know they will read it and that’s all that matters. ;)
YAY!!!
MartiniGirl sent me a present in the mail when she got back home from L.A. and she wanted me to take a photo with it. It’s Beatles Yellow Submarine pins to go with my Michael pins that I got at the Grammy Museum. Stoked!!!
Thanks, babe!!!
Thant’s a cute picture Sabine, I love pics of young michael, it looks like either jermaine or marlon can’t really tell lol
I can’t see what “m writing :wassat:
Sorry, that comment section got screwed up again but I think I fixed it.
IN that pic, that’s definitely not Jermaine. Janet is about 4 there, Jermaine is 11 years older than she is. He’d have to be 15 and that’s not a 15 year old boy. My best guest is its either Marlon or a friend but it looks like Marlon :smile:
Frodes, awww how sweet of Mgirl, I gotta tell you I’m not into pins but you look happy!!! :smile:
Now who didn’t you know about Marlon’s twin that died or Jon’Vonnie?
Mgirl, feel better :)
I knew about the twin not the other one after all the main ones. What’s THAT about???
As far as the pins go, I never wear them on my clothing. I usually put them on my bags or on the straps of my bags or something like that. I just put them on my shirt for the photo, LOL!!! But I love them!!!
I guess it’s about Joseph not being able to keep his stuff in his pants!!!!!
OH, I see lots of people with pins on their bags, yeah, that’s kinda cute when there’s a theme going.
Salut, anyone there to chat with me? :smile:
*yawn* This is one of the those lazy weekend days , I guess Huh???
I keep seeing people log in and out but no one wants to talk. :smile:
I’m so pissed. I woke up extra early today to go to this stupid six hour defensive driver’s course that they offer in NY so you can get a discount on your insurance. SIX HOURS — I get there and they cancelled the class and forgot to tell me.
But that’s not why I was mad. Why did the woman have an attitude w/ me? First she questioned whether I had really paid for the class and REALLY scheduled it, after I told her I did. Then when she finds my name in the computer she’s like, oh, yeah, okay I see you paid here on the 17th — I’m like, didn’t I tell you that.
she asked if I wanted to reschedule and I was like, nope, I want a refund. So she says sure but when I asked her for a receipt she said she’s not ALLOWED to give me one. I was like you mean to tell me you can’t write something down on a piece of paper indicating that I am to be refunded the money I paid for this class.
She was like you can stand there and wait for one if you want.
I was like why do you have an attitude with me?
She said I don’t have an attitude, (in a nasty voice) I apologized to you and told you I didn’t know why someone didn’t call you — I don’t know who you spoke to.
meanwhile the office is about 12 by 15 with only two people in it. She damn well knew who I spoke to — I might have even spoke to her. I told her she didn’t seem at all sorry.
Then get this she says, Cause you’re so upset.
I was like, OF COURSE I’m upset. You guys made me get up at 7:00 this morning for no reason.
I will never understand people!!!!!!
First off, Michael has the prettiest teeth! Second, Janet was just so adorable as a little girl! Awww…. I want one.
Hi Ladies!!
It’s hot here right now… still, but I do believe summer has given its last hurrah and fall will be officially here tomorrow! 70 degree for the high… YES!!! I hate excessive heat, bring on the crisp, cool days. Please and thank you.
Sabine, I hope the rest of your day was much better to counteract your encounter with the rude chick.
HI Ladake! Are you still traveling or home? I take it from your message youre back home. We’re enjoying some last hot days ourselves but you can already feel the cold in the air. OMG, I don’t really like being hot but I HATE being cold!!!!! Thanks my day was good after my encounter with Ms. Yucky!!!
Good morning ladies,
If you want to go to a place where it has been pouring down since the start of August – please, come to Denmark. For someone like me, who really loves hot, sunny weather, Denmark is a nightmare sometimes. Anyway, I did not really come in here to talk about the weather.
I did not come here to talk at all, but I see Sabine is complaining no one wants to talk.
So…
Hello, Sabine!!! *waves*
:w00t:
Looks like Michael wants something to lick :tongue:
I’m home now. And it’s raining today. I’ve been following this horrific story that’s playing out with ‘Bishop’ Eddie Long. It’s like a train wreck and I just can’t look away!
Hi Enola!!!! I’ve never been to Denmark. I’ve been to Belfast though, for a week, it rained everyday except for about 2 days. But it was beautiful. I want to do more int’l traveling.
But today I’m going to clean and read and do a little work. Aaaaand, there’s a Cosby Show marathon on right now and today is the puuuurfect day to just curl up and watch some great TV.
Ugh, quick, I need a Prince Royale!
I’ve just heard that NELSON coming to Denmark TWICE next month.
:pinch:
Prince?
Aww, you don’t like Prince?
LOL! I’m just kidding. I think Prince has written some amazing songs.
It’s just that I cannot help thinking of him as Nelson ever since he suddenly showed up in Tame The Wild Cobra.
Ahh… lol… gotcha.
In ‘that’ case…. I don’t care for him too much either.
:tongue:
Hey everyone!!!! *yawn* I’m so tired but the day is calling me.
Ladake! OMG, Eddie Long — WTF, right?
You know why oh why do these preachers end up having the worst scandals!!!! Now we know from Michael not to believe a person is guilty just because they’ve accused but DAMN! It just sounds/looks so bad!!!!!
Everything is normal again yaaaaa :happy:
OMG Colette could you post the actual link to that gif??? That is so freaking hot. YES PLEASE!!!
Hey Frodes, here you go: http://i43.tinypic.com/14nek3c.jpg
No, I thought it was Michael and Randy who were only one year apart and not Michael and Marlon.
Thanks to this great list I now see that there are 3 years between them. :smile:
Just… :sick:
Yeah, we know that. Well, if he didn’t, we wouldn’t have had Michael so…But still. :dizzy: :face:
Yay, nice gif Colette! :wub:
This place is really quiet at the moment, isn’t it? We need knew stuff to discuss Sabine! :wink:
Sending some love your way for what happened on Saturday and… just because. :smile: :heart:
Oh no! Ugh, sorry! :pinch: :pinch: (it’s okay, I fixed it : ) )
Hi Cherry — another sleepless night for me !!! Aww you’re so sweet, did you see the message I left on that cute pic of you on FB?!?!?
:wub:
What this place needs is a new Drink!!! I got just one in mind, tooo!!!!! :lol:
I mean I think, even though we might not wanna admit/think about it, that Joseph was putting it ON Katherine for sure!!!! :lol:
Did you guys hear about that bodyguard who said he’s Blanket’s father? It was in some tabloid though, but you know some times they print the truth.
Really, no sleep at all last night?? Wow, how do you do that? Are you very busy at the moment?
Yeess, I saw your comment, thank you! :blush: :smile:
Actually I was thinking of a new chapter but a new drink is also cool! :whistle: :tongue:
:sick: Oh My God, noooo, I don’t want to think about Joseph and Katherine… :lol:
It’s actually funny how many people could be the children’s father! :wassat: :lol: But no, I never heard a bodyguard say that. YOu don’t believe it’s true, do you?
Oh, P.S. Did you get my email?
*sipping my tall cool MJ*
hi girls…good morning (or evening depending where you are in the world) It’s a gloomy rainy Monday so i came by for some sweet Michael sunshine :happy:
looks like it was quiet here this weekend. I was doing MAJOR house cleaning and musical bedrooms here and now i am having MAJOR allergy issues UGH! I can’t breathe or taste anything my head is sooo congested. :sad: but after all that dust my daughter finally has her own room! I was so excited for her, made it all girly and cute and she was loving it…until bedtime. She flat out refused to stay in bed and just sat and cried and cried so i finally let one of the boys sleep on the floor next to her. Poor baby, she hasn’t slept alone in her whole life but i guess she will adjust.
soooo…Collette, that gif is HOT! thank you!
Frodes, love your pins babe…what a sweet present MGIrl! I remember having a jacket covered with them in like 8th grade or so…hmmm, wonder what ever happened to them…anyway, Yellow Submarine how fun!
hi Cherry!
hi Ladake!
hi Enola!…did you get your Nelson tickets yet? :lol:
hi Sabine! I just had a good laugh at your little rant from the other day. I hate when other people are so inconsiderate of your precious time. :angry:
did you get some sleep yet? you need to come and take a nap with Lydi!
*filling my Big Gulp with MJ+L.O.V.E.*
gonna need this today…. :wink:
Doesn’t this woman look like she’s having an orgasm after Michael kissed her LMFAO, a peck on the cheek did that to her? LOL :lol: :lol:
Just found this and it made me smile.. :biggrin:
EVERYONE loves Michael!…and the little country girl in me thinks these guys are really good too! They did a whole album of Michael’s songs.
BTW, “Honeywagon” in country slang is what we call the manure spreader (yeah, you load the poop from the barn in it and it sort of flings it all over the field.)! :lol:
Collette, can you blame her? :lol: she looks like she’s hyperventilating!
OMG Colette! She really looks as if she is experiencing a Mikegasm!
I am glad I am not the one who got caught on camera making funny faces like that! LOL!
Nooooo, Gracie… I am not going to Nelson’s concerts…
Tsk, tsk, tsk…
:lol:
Helllo my lovely addicts!!!!!
Gracie, you’re redecorating and cleaning up — that’s my favorite thing to do next to writing!!!!! Love it. Poor Lydia sleeping along for the first time, but she’s a big girl, she’ll get used to it very quickly. My sister is actually pregnant now. I saw her yesterday and couldn’t believe how much she’s already showing. She’s a skinny little thing, and she’s only four months but her stomach is like POW! Her three year old, my neice is getting so big! They grow up so fast!
Colette, that woman was excited when Michael won!!!! If you see the footage she almost had a heart attack! What you see after that is the residual effects — I forget her name, but I know who she is . . . . she’s just like that. :lol:
Cherry, mhmm, I did get your email :smile:
And you know, I STILL have to find a place to take my six hour class!!!!!
Hi Sabine! I just saw you popped in but I have to go now. UGH! i HATE HATE HATE cleaning!! But it desperately needed to be done, and i LOVE decorating…just wish i had the money to do something nice. now we have all the boys together and Lydia by herself an me and hubby have a smaller room. So, it’s still kinda cramped, but a little more livable. What i really need is a bigger house but that’s not happening either. In the morning when everyone’s getting ready for school/work, there is literally a line for the bathroom! :lol:
i feel like we should get one of those number machines like at the deli!! now serving…..#5!!
well, gotta head out in the rain, yuck. catch you later. :happy:
It’s raining here too, and all over the world it seems :lol:
I used to love the rain before I bought a house!!! Now I worry about leaks and things like that instead of just enjoying it, but I really love rainy days in my heart of hearts.
Girl, we should live closer to each othr! I LOVE to clean! It relaxes me, and also, I cannot THINK straight in a house that’s messy! I swear, I’ve got like OCD sometimes because if I can’t find something I kinda go crazy until I do. So we’re different there, but I also do love to decorate!!!!!
As for you and your family, think of Michael with his 9 siblings in that little house — but still I feel sometimes that’s a more loving, close situation than a big old house with lots of room and the children never even see/talk to each other because they are locked up on their computers or video games, or the phone texting etc.
By proximity, you guys HAVE to talk to each other!!!!!
And a cramped room with a husband, hmmmm, that might be a good thing! Another baby! :wub: :smile:
Now a number system, though . . . . that might be a good idea!!!!!
edit: Oh, I forgot to add, I liked that bluegrass rendition, TWYMMF is one of those songs you can sing slow, fast, country, blues, jazz and it still sounds good!
Sabine… thanks for the link!!! YUMMY!!!
Gracie… thanks for posting that video. It’s so cute!!! Everyone loves Mike. :smile:
We have to thank Colette for that juicy gif! Thanks Colette!!!!!
I usually don’t like covers of Mike’s song, cause I feel only Mike does his stuff best. Like I don’t even wanna think of Jermaine trying to sing Man in the Mirror.
I’m still trying to recover from when he sang Smile at the memorial.
But that bluesgrass rendition was cool. I like guitars!!!
So Fro, did you get any response from your post, like from your Mom or anyone else?
Unfortunately, no. The people who made those comments will not be responding or apologizing in any way.
My mother is really passive aggressive. It’s really annoying.
Michael takes a piece of paper from a fan, tucks it in his pants LOL, she probably gave him her phone number, I would have done the same thing :lol: :wub:
OMG Colette!
:lol:
That gif and your comment made me literally laugh out loud.
She’s looking at Mike like she just wants to sop him up wit a biscuit!!!
Sooooo funny.
Well, it finally stopped raining but now it’s HOT and sticky out. I like rainy days too IF i don’t have to go anywhere. Got caught in a downpour today and got DRENCHED! :angry:
Awww Sabine, your little neat head would probably explode if you took one step in my house :lol:! But if you’re feeling up to it, just hop on the train and you will be at my front door in less than 3 hours! I am really not a complete slob, it DOES bother me, i just can’t keep up anymore and with 6 people and all their stuff in this little house, there’s just only so much you can do. There’s just nowhere to go with it! Plus, my hubby is not neat either so the kids don’t stand a chance…they are genetically hopeless. So, it’s just one of those things where i have had to adjust my standards over the years or else i would drive myself crazy worrying about it. I do the best i can. And I do feel like you, that we are closer because we HAVE to be, but it’s hard when one of the kids wants to have a friend over and they can’t get any peace or they DONT want to have a friend over because they are embarrassed by only having one TV and no game room!
OH yeah, and it is quite *ahem* …cozy in the new bedroom.. :blush:
As for the Honeywagon video…I don’t usually like covers either, it just makes me want to hear Michael, you know? but i like that one because the style is so ooo different that it just seems like a tribute to me, a testament to the value and transcendence of Michael and his music, not like they are trying to BE MIchael like Jerm (UGH)
Hey Frodester, I was thinking of you this weekend, had a “moment” with my Mom on the phone over something very important to me and my family that she just was totally dismissing as completely UNimportant. I said a few words in my defense and then had to let it go….i just won’t go there with her, it’s a waste of my energy. So, I felt like calling her and giving her a piece of my mind for a few days and I KNOW she was busting on me to everyone she talked to this weekend but now i’m over it . I choose to expend my energy somewhere else in a more positive way. So Good for you ! , Say what you gotta say and move on.
Aw, Gracie. That’s sweet.
It’s so funny to hear someone over the internet say “I was thinking of you the other day” when we haven’t even met each other in real life. It just trips me out, LOL!!!
Yeah, I’m just gonna move on and not worry about it. It’s hard for me to do that but I have to.
*sigh* I’m still here…must go….one ..more…drink…. :blink:
hi Frodes…I know it’s hard, but it gets easier as you grow up…you have much to learn young Paduan ( sorry if i spelled that wrong…i’m only a SW geek by association) :wink:
I seriously do think about you girls all the time! I guess it is kinda trippy but you ARE real people after all and we share a lot here, most importantly UNDERSTANDING.
Ooooooo Frodes, passive agressive!!! :angry:
Give me honest, straight forward anger any day. But that whole I’m-not-mad-smile-in-my-face-while-you-screw-me — I can’t handle that!!!!!
I really can’t! :pinch:
Okay, phewwww, :lol:
Why are people always in a rush to move on :tongue:
Where are you guys going??? :lol:
Then again, though, sometimes its a wise choice not to expend energy on someone who won’t listen to you anyway!!!! *shrugs* I guess it’s whatever the situation calls for, but my motto is separate from the situation if it’s the wisest choice yes, and if you can . . . . . but the feeling — well you can’t move on from it, you just take it with you! And sometimes if you rush to move on from a problem and don’t address it, it just keeps rearing its ugly head ’til you do!
:lol: :tongue: Well, a little rain aint never hurt nobody!!!!
I doubt it!!!! :lol:
I got a sister who’s house always looks like a bomb hit it! I don’t have those rules for anyone else’s space. I am perfectly okay when I’m there ’cause it’s not my house!
I just never spend the night! Don’t even bother to offer to help clean up, too, because in a couple of days its right back to where it was. Plus, she blames it on the kids but it’s a whole different story with her.
OMG, she just got the cutest puppy. When she puts up a picture I’ll show you guys. It really made me wanna get one. It’s a baby cocker spaniel (?). Jet black and her name is Jade.
You are sure right about that! So why are you the only one doing it? Girl, you gotta get those kids to clean up . . . .
And you hubby too!!!!! :angry:
Well, Ima neat freak, so I guess it’s different, but my daughter I call Ms. Piggy ’cause she likes to throw stuff on the floor. But I’ve got ’em trained. I give them ONE LOOK — I showed you the look before.
Matter of fact, I don’t even need to give ’em the look.
They just need to hear me coming and it’s all like:
I’m cleaning up!! I’m cleaning up!!!!
Cause they say the don’t wanna hear my mouth! :lol: :biggrin: :silly:
Well, it sounds to me like you just need help! And forget about the game room and one T.V., that’s not at all important when you’ve got good company :wub:
Hmph! I bet! :wub: :cheerful: :tongue:
That’s a real distinction, thanks! It’s true. The ones who try to BE Michael I don’t like. But the ones who just are themselves and add their own flavor to it, provided they have real talent, it’s really cool. Like the Rock version of Annie Are You Okay, I like that! and the Indian version of Thriller — well it’s not the song but the video, and it’s totally cool.
Gotta love how people think, one of the comments on YT is:
Did he take a girl’s number and tuck it in his pants? 1:08
See how the piece of paper all of a sudden became a girl’s number?
:lol:
VKS502:oh yess he grabbed a piece of paper @:53 you can see it in his hand as he gets up… smiles as he tucks it in his pants @1:08 and points to her @1:12…lucky girl!
mhmm, now he’s pointing at HER, the girl, (cause it was definitely a girl) and it couldn’t have possibly been anything else but a phone number right? :whistle: :lol: :biggrin:
It’s cute though — where else was he gonna stuff it, in his bra? :tongue: :lol: :happy:
boy on the video though, @ 2:45 Michael is killing it!!!!!!! Michael could really sing! Damn! And he sounded just like that on This Is It!
Hey girls, is any of you interested in Austin Brown, Reebie`s son? He’s making music now, too and his first single is called “Target Practice”. You can listen to it here:
http://www.popeater.com/2010/09/27/austin-brown-target-practice-song-premiere/
I love the beginning and can already see myself get on the floor to that track! :happy:
“As Brown steps into the spotlight, he knows he’ll be closely watched by Jackson’s fervent fans. “They’re amazing. They’re loving, heartfelt, loyal and they just support anything and everything that’s his. It’s one of the most amazing, loving things and he was so devoted to his fans,” Brown says. “It’s something I grew up seeing my whole life, so it’s just how it’s been.” Aaaaw! :smile:
The Royal Family. :cheerful:
And God, look at him, he’s such a cutie!!! :wub: