15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
But can you do all the dances Mgirl!!!?!?!? Bobby was killing it in the org. video, one of my favorites!
Frodes I don’t know what happened to the mint mocha frap at Starbucks, I just know my daughter had a Green tea frap once, took one sip and trashed it. I couldn’t even get mad, personally any green drink pretty much always taste nasty to me! :lol: :cheerful:
Oh by the way, SOCIAL NETWORK — I’ve seen it twice now. Excellent movie! !!!!!! Makes you look at Facebook in a whole new light! Plus David Fincher, the director, directed Michael’s Dangerous Short Film, Who Is It, and anyone connected to Michael is okay in my book!
Frodes I have the same calendar!!!! :cheerful:
I’m only happy with the mark I got because I didn’t know about it until 3 days before lol, I usually study 2 weeks in advance, so I’ll have to get more organized I guess lol, so your daughter doesn’t care about high marks? is she palnning to go to university?
I been meaning to say thanks for posting that one Colette… I had seen that one a while ago but forgot to download it and subscribe to his vids -such good quality… SUPER fine he is.. YUM!
I do believe I am feeling better..
bad boy please
Bad Boy please? Who you kidding!
You’re running the bar Mgirl! Get back to work! :tongue:
Your welcome MGirl, I just love that video I watch it all the time, I really hope we get a Bad Tour DVD in the future, that would be so amazing!!!
Oh, I love little birdies…
:wub:
This is a great song, did you know Michael sang backup on it?
THe Doobies Brother :w00t:
You gotta listen to that song LOUD Colette, its so beautiful, the lyrics, the story it tells, the music wow, such a great song.
As she rises to her apolgoy, everybody else will surely know, he’s watching her go, but what a fool believes he sees.
That’s — I mean, that’s writing!!!! “What seems to be is always better than nothing, than nothing at all.”
That’s REALLLLL music. I love Michael McDonald’s voice ’cause its so unique and has so much soul!!! I know Michael said he sang back up, but I swear I’ve listened a thousand times and I can’t hear him. :pinch:
By the way this is the only footage where I thought, Oh my goodness Michael is an old man!!!!! :lol: Isn’t that what old men do, reminisce on the phone or in person or with you about things they did in secret that no one knows about. :lol: It just seemed like a grandpa kinda thing to do!!!!!
Any other time he always seemed ageless to me. But just the way he was talking I was like Look at Michael acting like an old man!!!!! :lol:
But still it’s an awesome song. I play this in my car all the time and I can hardly sit still. People think I’m listening to rap or something :silly:
I think it has the same sound as Michael’s Carousel, the unrealeased one. I mean if I was making a mixtape, I’d put the songs together. :smile:
Enola, *tweet* *tweet* :silly:
Hey Sabine I can just feel your excitement and enthusiasm popping off the page :happy:
Can you believe I never heard of this song until I say this footgae of Michael on Entertainment Tonight? lol, I love it now, and you know what I can’t really hear Michael either, he must have changed his voice on purpose, so no one would know it was him, he does love mystery and all that, he also sang backup on Minute by Minute and I can hear Michael alittle better on that one.
“It just seemed like a grandpa thing to do” :lol: I don’t think Michael would be too pleased to hear that, that’s too funny, Michael is the cutest Grandpa ever :heart:
*yawn….stretch….pouring MJ*
Blech! (for you Sabine!) Good grief..a dreary rainy Monday….*sigh* did everyone have a nice weekend?
It was GORGEOUS here, we had baseball games and a block party and all kind of fun and now…blech. When i logged on “Farewell my Summer Love” was playing and it seemed so appropriate as we say good bye to summer. But i LOVE autumn, it’s my favorite season, my wedding anniversary is this month and i LOVE Halloween too so just feeling gloomy today cuz of the rain.
oooo, is that a little birdie i hear singing in the rain?…. :wink:
I never knew Michael sang with the Doobies! I agree about Michael McDonald’s voice but you know now when i hear him I always think of “The 40 Year Old Virgin” with that song constantly playing in the store and driving everyone crazy! :lol:
OH, I saw some chatting about the FIfth Element…one of my all-time favorites!! That’s one of those movies we can watch anytime when there’s nothing else on and you never get tired of it!….”Multi-pass” is part of our family vocabulary! :lol:
Lol, Multipass!!! I love dreary days, I don’t know why but it’s a little too chilly for Autumn don’t you think? I want us to finally have one this year, Gracie and not just jump into winter!!!!!
I saw the 40 year old virgin, but I don’t really remember it. So they didn’t ruin Michael McDonald for me!!!!
You know I LOVVVVVE me some Halloween. I like dressing up! And next to that, dressing other people up is my favorite pass time. But my kids don’t want to dress up anymore, the cads! Well, my daughter says she wants to be a Playboy Bunny this year and I don’t think so!!!!
My son wants to be Goth — wher’e sthe fun in that!!!!!
I’m still smiling at your Blech! I swear, I love that word!
Colette, yep, that’s my song! My kids love it too, cause i play it all the time. Yeah, really I never think of MIchael as old, never, ever.
But in that video, I said wow, Michael is almost 50 — it struck me. And also, I wish he had NEVER EVER made that awful movie!
Blech! :sick:
:lol:
The movie was pretty bad wasn’t it, I saw part of it and I couldn’t finish it :lol: sorry Michael lol
I don’t know what Michael was thinking! smh!
I didn’t like him too much in Men in Black either. Not cause he wasn’t funny, but because at that time it was like cool to crack jokes about MJ and I didn’t like people laughing at him no matter what!!! :angry:
:wassat: ok, somehting strange going on here in the bar…earlier i couldn’t post at all and now when i logged in it sent me to Cowboy Mike XX!
Sabine, i tried to post this afternoon but it wouldn’t work so i sent it to ya in an email.
yay! That time it worked!! a Bad Boy Shot to celebrate!
omg, rainy day, kids trapped inside…Mama hiding out in the SCB… :ninja:
Sabine I remember going to see Men In Black in the theatre just because I wanted to see Michael and all people did was laugh when Michael’s part came up :sad: It was so upsetting I didn’t get to hear what he said either and I just wanted to run out I was around 12 or 13, I was angry too whenever people talked bad about him or made jokes at school and I felt like I was being judged for loving Michael so I just kept it to myself because I couldn’t get thorough to people about him, so I gave up! :angry:
I totally loved him in Men In Black II.
What a sweet alien he was… *sighs*
No, seriously I think it was tremendously funny that he played an alien, since half the world’s population at that time probably thought he was…well, let’s face it – so weird he could have been an alien. All I can say is: Way to go Michael! What a bold move. Stick your tongue out and show the world you’ve got self-irony.
This calls for an early Golden Boy.
*looks lovingly at the little Michael in the glass*
Hello handsome!
Cheers ladies!
Hey everyone!!!! :heart:
Oh, lord, I spent the weekend cleaning and fixing things, you should have seen me with my caulk gun and hammer and screw driver!!!!!
But I always get a sense of satisfaction after . . . . until I hear something else is broken!!!!! :cwy:
Gracie, I hope that was just a flook, but let me know if it happens again, ‘kay.
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Michael was always saying he wanted to do movies and direct, I look at Clint Eastwood, Ron Howard, even Ben Aflek just directed a great movie — they’ve grown so much and are doing such great things, and Michael had all that ability to do that as well.
BUt I think Michael, being so self conscious, couldn’t lend himself fully to film, because he would have been too exposed. As the scarecrow, he was in costume, and so freer, and even as the “character” he played on Men in Black, Agent M, that little cameo, I could see him lending himself to that because he could “hide” behind the role.
Many actors do that, lose themselves in a character — but they didn’t have the issues Michael had with his looks, those insecurities so it was a matter of just losing their own character in the character they played — a form of escapism, I guess.
Michael certainly loved that. I just wish I could have seen him in more movies, projects he really believed in; something of great meaning and depth, ’cause that’s what Michael was all about.
Michael was such a great actor!!!!!!
You know, as an aside, I see Janet is doing a lot of movies now. I think she’s using the pain she felt from Micahel’s loss and releasing it into her acting. She’s going to be in a movie called For Colored Girls, and I’m loving the trailer.
Can’t wait to see it. :smile:
Hey Sabine, and everyone I miss you all! I’ve been busy working my butt off. I’m still around and haven’t forgotten you :) I must finish reading Tame The Wild Cobra XII. Then I’m off to bed I’m finally off a day after 2 straight weeks of working :( So exhausted.
Hi Gem! You know I was thinking about you yesterday, I swear!!!
I missed you too, but I know you’re off making the world a better place!!! How’s your better half?????? :wub:
You don’t have to answer! I’m just being nosy. Enjoy your day off, sweetie, you deserve it! :heart:
hmmm, why so quiet???
:smile:
Gracie, honey, I didn’t get that email you said you sent. Just FYI
I don’t know about the other addicts, Sabine, but I’m lurking in the bushes outside the bar, waiting for the next shipment…
Ssshhhh…don’t tell anyone… :ninja:
shhhhhh E… whatcha telling her that for.
geez man….No more secret missions with you when you are dinking
*grabbing a bad boy and running out the door*
I couldn’t log in earlier!
:cwy:
It was taking me to a blog page.
Anyhoo… I keep seeing these ghost messages popping up on my screen talking ’bout deliveries and what not.
Is there something coming soon????? Pretty please with sugar and strawberries and chocolate on top I pray!!!
Oh!
Now did she take off in a hurry or what… I wonder what got into our blog drunk.
And what did she mean by dinking? What did I do that was so bad she had to run like the devil was right on her heels? I mean, I am just sitting innocently here in the bushes, lining up the little Mikes from all the Golden Boys I have had today.
What a shame she did not see them dance…
Mmm yeah.. Shamone little Mikes!
Strange…somehow the number of little Mikes seem to have doubled in no time…and uuhhhh I am feeling kind of dizzy… No stop swirling and spinning! I think am am gonna…
*disappears into the bushes with a rustling sound*
*on my tippy toes so I don’t step on all the little Michael’s running all over the place*
You know, every morning when I walked in here, I could FEEEEEL some eyes on me, but I didn’t know what it was.
Thanks Enola!!!! I was starting to feel paranoid!!!! I mean, I know of course that the addicts are always here (I can see you guys :tongue: ) but usually they’re either asking for another hit or talking about the last hit . . . . the silent watching is creepy!!!!
:lol: :silly:
Ladake, what BLOG page did it take you to? :w00t:
I was doing something last night but not this morning. Thanks in advance and next time that happens please send me an email!!!
edit: Okay, I just checked my email! Ach, everytime I try to mess with this platform and make it better something changes!!!! If anyone else has that problem let me know, okay. I tried to load another program but I didn’t like it so I removed it butttttt I guess it changed something. I’ll have to look into it. Thanks again.
By the way:
:w00t: I’m so excited, and I think I like it!!! :whistle:
(just thought I let you guys know a little bit about the next chapter)
:cheerful:
oh no you can’t see me…
bad boys make you invisible..
like the harry potter cloak type thing.. whatever it was called…
I am hiding under some slippery smooth and shiny..
oh wait a minute I think I just stole a Bad Tour super shiny sexy OMG
:blush:
*thud*
a Bad Tour super shiny sexy
:cheerful:
What’s that? First dinking, now this? :tongue:
Hey girls!!! Been a few days for me…
I’m just gonna help myself to a Minty Mike Sabine, since you keep them stocked for me and all. I know where they are!!!
How has everyone been??? I am so excited as fall is finally here and I just love the weather!!! Yes, even in Southern California it’s nice!!!
:wink:
Hiya Frodes, I didn’t know there was a fall in Cali! I am just hoping we really have one here in NY! For the past few years, we just go straight into winter, after a couple of crazy hot days in November! Global warming!!!!
should i have a Minty MIke with you :ermm:
Naaaahhh, Creamy Mike for me!!!!
And then it’s back to writing! :smile:
Is anyone having problem logging in and commenting? Let me know. Basically I’ve been trying to make the page load faster because I’m not happy with it. I think it takes too long.
THe tweaks I’ve added work fine on Firefox, but give me errors in IE, and then I have to trouble shoot. Colette sent me an email saying she can’t log into google on IE, but Im on IE and I just logged in fine.
Collette, are you logging in at the bottom of the page, where it says GET HOOKED? Also, try clearing your cache, cause I added something else this afternoon. Thanks for your patience!!! :smile:
It’s loading super fast on this lap top, but I am using Windows XP, and I’ve noticed on my daughter’s which has Windows Vista, the speed SUCKS — I think they havven’t worked out the kinks in that.
Now on my old desk top, where I have Firefox, everything loads great so I need you guys to let me know what you’re seeing on your end!!!!
Ladake, I see you here but can you comment? :smile:
And I’ve had the heat on for the past 2 days.
I’m not ready for that yet!!! It’s supposed to be 70 not 50.
hmph!
And you’re excited about the next chapter??? I’m excited too!!!!
Right now I’m sitting here surrounded by blankets (brrr) watching that new, cute little show Undercovers with sexy Boris! There’s something very attractive about a man who can speak different languages.
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It’s fine now. It was just earlier today.
Hey honey, thanks. I feel like I”m behind a control room saying, is everyting all right out there!!!! I’m really excited about the next chapter.
Some chapters I like but don’t love and some I just love and I’m loving this one. There’s a lot of STUFF that has to be covered and at first I was like
:w00t:
How am I going to do this?
But I think it’s coming along great, and I feel good about it, you know. I hope everyone likes it!!!!! :smile:
You’re in blankets!!! That’s what you get! Remember you were boadsting about your nice day before!!!!
:ermm:
No, Just kidding. The only time it’s nice to be cold is when you have someone to snuggle up with!
God, Boris, if you’re talking about the same Boris, is gorgeous!!!!!! *sigh*
But that was a BEAUTIFUL day. lol
And it’s so cold now.. But I think it’s supposed to warm up in the next few days.
And Boris Kodjoe… they keep showing his body too. Yum.
:tongue:
And you know everyone will love the chapter. I like this story because it doesn’t read like a story. It reads like diary, or a movie. I feel like watching their lives unfold and when I think about a past chapter its like recalling memories. I love that.
Like a diary? Wow, that makes me feel so good! Thanks Ladake! I feel the inspiration just flowing through my veins into my fingers, Keep the Faith is playing and that gorgeous picture of 70s Michael with his pink shirt on is stairing at me saying,
GO FOR IT!
:smile:
Colette, girl if you’re out there shout me out, I’m logging in fine on IE on my end. I hope to see your avatar soon! :tongue:
I don’t know about anyone else, but the best part of a song for me is when the singer kinda loses it and starts free styling, you know really goes for it.
Michael’s doing it that now, in Keep the Faith, when the music drops and its just him and the choir.
Gives me chills!!!! Go ‘head Mike, with your bad self!!!!! :cheerful:
Sabine did you get my message on twitter? I’m glad everything is working for me again lol, I hope it stay this way now lol
Have you ladies seen this? some rare footage from the Bad Tour, God I want this on DVD soo bad
Michael looks stunning :w00t: what a lucky girl
Hmm, a call to for Sony to release the DVD of th Bad Tour, very smart!!!!!!
I love it! But what the hell is that Linus Production doing in the middle of the page like that!!!!
:pinch: Damn!
You know Michael was looking a little thick in some of that footage not his usually skinny self Mmmmmm.
:wub:
I heard MIchael gave the best hugs!!! I believe it!
Well, it think if Sony wan’ts to REALLLLY make money they need to releave the Bad Tour on screen, for a limited time only, just like they did This Is It, I will pay to see that Bad Boy any day!!!!!!
Then after that, release it in video.
Boy I’m listneing to Supaflysistah on the playlist — that song is nasty!
:tongue:
:cheerful:
Collette, I”m glad you’re back!!!!
*wakes up in the bushes outside the bar and sits up slowly*
Gawd…what a headache…
Nooooo…. No shipment to ease the pain. I so need a fix…
*passes out again*
Good morning addicts!
:angry: Good grief Enola Lee! You are supposed to be keeping watch for the new shipment and here i find you passed out in the bushes drunk on Golden Boys! tsk tsk tsk….
hi Sabine, FYI, everything seems to be working fine here…i’m using Firefox on my old-as-dirt computer with Windows XP. I don’t know why i was having issues the other day…probably just some interference by the universe because i pissed it off or something…whatev. Got my classroom dried out from the flood this week but yesterday we had a squirrel! OMG,the custodian chasing it around with a wastecan! :lol: It was just a little one, it ended up hiding somewhere in the boiler room and he never did catch the poor thing.
Is it too early for a Creamy Mike?….nah…never too early. :wink:
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*skipping around naked*
tehehehe – I love that no one can see me under my shiny silver sleek top..
oh it is so silky and it feels so amazing…
WAIT don’t touch the zipper..
:w00t: ZAAP
*thud*
:blink:
:lol:
Mgirl, you are a trip.
And Michael’s hugs… he gives great big bear hugs. If Mike had of ever hugged me I wouldn’t have let him go!
Gooooooood Morning Ladies!
You know I saw a man feeding a black squirrel this morning. Why is it that people say they are cute? I swear, except for their bushy tails, they look just like rats to me!!!
:w00t:
Rats have gotten a bad rap! I think its their hairless tail . . . . If they had a bushy tail they’d get fed too and be called cute —
:lol:
Gracie, I really thinks Windows XP runs better than Vista, you got to give Microsoft a couple of years to fix their kinks after they release a new system.
And Internet Exlplorer, I can’t understand why anyone is still using that system, it sucks so much! :lol:
Gracie, does your schools basement have that awful “flood” smell, to me that’s the worst. I was lucky, I guess since everyone got flooded, they were selling this thing called “Damp Away” in Home Depot; it’s basically little crystals that absorb the moisture in the air and rid the smell of mildew — it worked like a charm for my basement. For a couple of days it smelled like something died down there!!!!!
so is every ready for the new chapter?
I see Mgirl is still tripping and Enola is passed out in the bushes :lol: :cheerful:
By the way, anyone who logs on with an Iphone, I uploaded this new plug in that’s supposed to make things easier for you — if anyone wants to let me know how or if it’s working, I’d much appreciate it! :smile:
*Comes to for a few seconds*
Vista was never good for anything…
I am using Windows 7 and IE 8 – and apart from the fact the site loads twice – everything seems to be working just fine. The troubles I have had have all been related to a bug in Google Friend Connect.
Oh, hey! Now I am awake I might as well have a Golden Boy!
Mmm…just look at the way the glorious fluid is glowing in the glass…Oh, and I love the optical illusions…they make the little Mikes look so much bigger..in just the right places…
Come here, babe…let me help you out of the glass before I change my mind and swallow you…
Cheers!
*thud*
:lol: :cheerful: Even if your posts said Anonymous, I would always know it was you!!!!
*sitting up*
YOUCH!
geez that zipper gots some crazy power… feels almost stronger than the force!
I LIKE IT! But, I better not touch that again, at least not without being grounded!
Oh – does anybody else see Enola on the floor..I wonder when did that happened?
*grabbing a bad boy and pulling it under cover*
It may not be safe out there… umm, I think I better stay here under the my cloak of silverness…
Oh look – strappy buckles.. buckles *shiny* and SO MANY
I need to touch… touch… touch buckles, gimme..
Oh no.. uh oh *ZAAP*
*thud*
Mgirl, I think you’re ODing on some Liquid CobraCrack, fuh real!!!!
A truck?? A new chapter???? Oh please, pleeeaase!!! :whistle:
I was busy the last two days Sabine so I coulnd’t get back to our conversation yet. I was 8 hours at the university today and tomorrow I have an oral exam but I will be a good addict again once it’s over, okay?
:smile:
Love you! :heart: