15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
*sighs, pushes aside the drunks on the floor to get to the bar*
Good grief what happened here today??
*chugs a can of LCC*
5:15 PM and just got done cleaning the 3rd pair of poopy little girl underwear today. :angry:
:pinch: UGH! I just don’t get it. potty training sucks
*another LCC while i catch up*
looks like the addicts are gettin restless here today!
:lol: OMG, does anyone else have this mental image of MGirl looking she belongs in an asylum, naked but for a shiny silver shirt thinking she’s invisible but everyone can see her? :lol:
Sabine, i just wrote down the anti-post-flood-smell stuff, thanks! It kind of smells funky down there to begin with, a mixture of old basement , crayons, and tempera paint so i’m gonna try it. I know what you mean about squirrels…just rats with a nicer outfit but i don’t mind them, i don’t mind mice or rats so much either but i guess that’s because i’ve never been infested with them. You know what else gets the same treatment?…butterflies! YUCK! They are CATERPILLARS who happen to have on nice wings..eewwww i hate them, flying around thinking they’re something special. not fooling ME.
*and one more for the road….* :wink:
ok I’m back in business again, this is getting rediculous :lol:
Don’t blame it on the sunshine, moonlight, good times, Boogie :sideways:
aint no body’s fault , all all night long
Michael was looking thick in those clips from the Bad Tour, I LOVE IT, and look at his ass, it’s perfect :w00t: that hug he gave that girl looked amazing, I would have melted.
I totally agree that the Bad Tour should be released to theatres first!! yes, yes, brilliant idea, but are they smart enough to do it, I hope so!!! I think it would make more money than TII did
Colette girl, how come you can’t download Google Chrome or Firefox, it’s free!!!!!! I don’t know what’s going on, but try this — log into googlefriendcollect on another page, and then go to CCC — it’s worth a shot. I’m not sure what’s going on, I haven’t changed anything.
Yeah, Michael looks really good with those broad shoulders! You can pitch the idea to Sony, you know they’re all money hungry Colette!
LOL!!! I saw a couple of addicts with footprints on their faces and I was like, what the hell!
Now I know. :cheerful:
OOoooo, yuck! I don’t know what to tell you about that. I’m so happy I don’t have a toddler. When my neice did that to me, well it was on the floor and I was fit to be tied!
:lol: :cheerful: :biggrin: :smile: :silly:
Glad to help. I hope you can find it. It was cheap, only $11 for a whole box. IT might be cheaper where you are.
What!! :w00t: Are you kidding me! I mean, little cute mice, they’re all right but they can’t live with me!!!! And I better not ever see them. And if I ever saw a rat, well I WOULD MOVE!!!!
No lying, cause even if I was able to trap and kill one, who the hell is going to dispose of it? Not me!!!!!
I love butterflies, they’re so pretty, that’s not a good comparison!!!! :wub:
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Hi Cherry!!!
Well, you havent’ missed the new chapter so all is well. All the addicts have been breathingly heavilly with their faces pressed up the glass wiating for the truck to come on down the street.
I think we might have our first stampede! :silly: :cheerful:
bath…check
jammies…check
bedtime story….check
lullabies….check
mama’s Creamy Mike…….check!!
Hooray, the poop monster is in bed! I have tried everything to get her to poop in the potty and she just will not! She has done it ONCE, beside that she goes in her panties or if i leave her with nothing on, on the floor!! :angry: I just don’t understand because she learned peeing in like 2 weeks! FRUSTRATING!!!
Ahhh Sabine, those little winged imposters have you fooled! Are you a Simpsons fan? There’s this great line where Bart and Lisa are talking about what animal they would be if they could and Bart says he would be a butterfly. When Lisa asks him why he says, with a mischievous twinkle in his eye… “Cuz nobody suspects the butterfly…” :wink:
I just can’t get past the fact that they are caterpillars…i was literally BORN scared to death of caterpillars, this is a difficult phobia to have growing up in the country with an obnoxious big brother. OMG, he used to terrorize me with them, it gives me the creeps even now. We had a mouse once here. He moved in shortly after our cat had died and we hadn’t gotten a new one yet. He was cute but we decided to capture him anyway. He ended up in a trap under the stove and I made my hubby do the disposing. We make many compromises in our marriage but i do NOT do dead animals…that is his job, it comes with the Y-chromosome. He used a bar-b-q tongs!! :lol: What a man! :lol:
:whistle: Soooo, any uh trucks come by yet?
Ach well, you just told on yourself, Gracie. You have a phobia, girl! You’re biased!!!!
I remember a caught a mouse and I was screaming and yelling and telling my son, You’re the man of the house! YOu HAVE to throw it out!
Now as for Ms. Potty, you know what I would do. Sit her down on it, and she stays there until she does “it” — not abusively, of course, but just about the time that you know she is going to go, you gotta rush and get her to the potty and MAKE her do it there. Right now homegirl is just being lazy!
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I hope you guys threw away the Bar B Q tongs after :sick:
Are you asking about the shipment — check the banner!
What banner, where? I don’t see anything different. *searches around frantically* WHERE!!???
lol
It’s past my bedtime. I’ve been catching up on my Merlin episodes. I LOVE that show, but I don’t know when season 3 is going to come to Syfy… so thank goodness for youtube.
:sleeping:
I’m going to go to sleep now. Nite all!
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Sabineee, this is almost torture, I’ve never wanted a new chapter sooo bad as I do now. It’s been sooo long! :cwy: :ermm: :biggrin:
Oh no, I don’t see the banner either!! :shocked:
Thank you for the video Colette…the hug is my favorite part, too, he is soo happy in that moment, how sweet! :wub: He’s also so sexy and strong, the perfect combination… :heart:
Okay, i don’t see a banner either but the little pop-up box at the bottom says there are delivery men coming in with the boxes!!! YIPPEE!! any day now…
Crack gonna take my blues away… :happy:
Sabine, as for the poop monster…*sigh* I DID try putting her on the potty like you said but she just shut it down. I caught her hunkered down under the dining room table, pushing cotton and sat her on the potty and she screamed and cried and then settled down but 1/2 an hour later…no poop :sad: :dizzy:
Now don’t you hurt your lovely self with those heavy boxes!!
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*sigh*
On the bottom of the page, when you guys log in, there’s a screen that pops up with a message from Michael — THAT’S the banner!!!!!!
In keeping with my kids desire to drive me freaking bonkers, my son put another virus on his computer! Ach, see I could be actually doing something ELSE WRITE NOW.
I wrote WRITE on purpose!
Giiiiiirrrlll! I don’t do manual labor! I’ve got the ooompaloompahs doing that! :lol: :cheerful:
Cherry, the waiting makes it better!
Hasn’t Prince Michael taught you anything!!!!!! :tongue:
Oh… that’s like a driveby banner. lol..
It doesn’t stay up long enough for me to read it.
:tongue:
Meanwhile, I’m so excited. I’m going shopping for my halloween/masquerade costume tomorrow. I’m going all out, ‘flapper’ style if I can find the right stuff. We’re hitting up all the vintage shops.
Dontcha just lurve October.
Aaaieeeeee – I love Halloween! I wanna see a picture! Pulllllllllllleassssse! With cream on top!!! :smile:
I don’t think Ima dress up this year though! I’m not feeling anything! I usually make my own costume, and I usually start in like April! :lol:
A picture? lol Well I’m going to a masquerade party on the 23rd, I know my friend is snap happy and takes pictures of EVERYTHING. (sometimes annoyingly so) So if she takes one where I’m not looking like an idiot…. we’ll see.
And you make your own costumes??? You’re like a jack of all trades, girl!
LOL, my mother was a seamstress and she wouldn’t buy me any clothes for my Barbies, so I’d take the material she didn’t need and make doll clothes outta them. Now, she’d get REALLLL MAD when she was looking for material she precut for a sleeve and realized I’d cut it into a pair of pants! You should have seen me making my daughter’s Mary Poppin’s costume. I have the movie on and I’d keep pausing the video, so I could get the hat JUST RIGHT — she won a bike and was even in the local papers! :smile:
But she was such a brat! We had to walk a little parade, and she didn’t want to hold the carpet bag and the umbrella! I’m like, THAT’S PART OF THE COSTUME!!!!!!!!
:silly: God she was only like 5 then! I can’t believe how time flies!
Awww, what you’re talking ’bout Willis, you know you’re always gorgeous! :cheerful:
everything is fine again :blink:
Lets pitch the idea together to Sony I can’t believe a Bad Tour DVD has not happened already, it seems like a no brainer!!!
Also I was listening to Justin Bieber’s new song “U Smile” (don’t judge me lol) it’s pretty good, his vocals are getting better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ozuCXpVJY
Packaging and labeling, huh???
OMG, and it’s a big one. This is gonna be the best. ever.
I need a Minty Mike to keep me going until then!!!
*GULP*
P.S. The player is playing “Carousel” right now and it’s the first time that I’ve let it play all the way through. What a cute song!!! Michael is so adorable.
No, no Sabine, it doesn’t make it better. Well, usually it does but not this time. :sideways:
It’s like in this one chapter, can’t remember the title right now, where Sabah tied Michael to a bed with those handcuffs and he couldn’t move for at least 45 minutes while she was “bringing herself to completion and leaving him behind.” :w00t: :whistle: :blush: By the time she releases him he is beyond aroused, actually in pain and he says “girl, you made me wait too long”. This is how I’m feeling! :pinch: :biggrin: :silly:
Oh, and did you have to mention the Prince? That just reminded me of how much I miss him!
Uhm…I’d like him to teach me some of the things he taught Saniia… :lol: :wink: :blush:
Cherry!!
I love that chapter.
It’s chapter 14… sigh…..
And at the end when he says “Don’t move” over and over…
:w00t:
Now I’m gonna have to read that chappie again to tide me over.
chappie?? :ermm: :lol:
passed our a brunette..
woke up a red head
I love that bad boy!
Whoop I am back..
Frodes… it is playing Carousel for me too… LOVE this song.
OMG ladake that’s the part that stood out to me, too!!! I LOVE IT!!!
Yeah, I finally sat down to listen to the whole thing and it’s just the sweetest song. Just like Michael, so sweet!!!
God, I can’t wait for this new chapter.
Hey, Sabine!!! On your tracklist #98 is just titled “MegaMix”. Do you know where I can download it??? I must have it!!!
You guys got me cracking up over here!!!
Did you memorize it, Cherry!!!! :silly:
And Ladake, “That’s Chapter 14” – YOU KNEW, HUH?
:lol: :silly: :happy: :biggrin:
Colette, I’m telling you, get Firefox, ’cause I’m not changing anything and I don’t know what’s going on on your end! I swear! What version IE do you have too, because I have IE 6 on my old computer, and it won’t even open up CCC for me – it will only let me go to the first page, so maybe you need to upgrade your version of IE. Oh, and by the way, I can’t put Beiber u, sorry :tongue:
I don’t know why, but Carousel ALWAYS reminds me of Sabah. I freakin’ LOVE that song. When it got deleted off my playlist I had a FIT!!!!
Frodes, girl, I don’t know where that megamix came from but I can try and find out for you. Is that the one where Rock With You Starts off slow with just the piano and Michael is singing acapella — *sigh* Anyway, I’ll let you know!
Yes!!! That is the one!!! It’s so awesome, isn’t it???
And by the way, I would have been able to tell you which chapter as well, LOL!!!
I forget a lot of the stories, and even the best scenes, but I remember that one!!!!
But what I like in that chapter is when Sabah told Michael to come to the back seat — that was sooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!! :wub:
When I first heard the beginning of that Megamix I was like :wassat:
A song that Michael made that I HAVE NOT HEARD!!!! :pinch:
Impossible!
Now this is what I call talent! wow!
Yes!!! I have seen that video before!!! it’s crazy, huh??? Very cool the kind of talent that people have. Michael would have LOVED that!!!
Yes, I know the part you mean!!! It is so very, very cute!!! And Michael’s all like “Why didn’t you wear a skirt???” LOL!!! Kinky, kinky Michael. I love it.
Yeah, I’m gonna have to try and hunt down that megamix. I really want it on my ipod!!! I’ll have to ask the girls over at the other forum if they know where to find it.
*sits up in the bushes, pulling twigs out of her hair*
Oh, they’re sending out packages!
I sure hope there’s a blanket in my package too – it’s getting cold out here in the bushes…
WTH you deleted my whole comment :getlost: :lol:
You can’t post Justin Bieber huh? well Michael wouldn’t be too happy with you, discriminating against a 16 year old boy :sad: :lol: He’s said Michael is his hero many times, he’s a sweet kid, he’s Canadian eh like me lol , Michael would really like him! Anyway I’ve got his song stuck in my head it’s actually his best one, some critics compared him to a young Michael, but I wouldn’t go that far. lol
Colette slow down on that liquid CobraCrack :cheerful: — I didn’t delete your comment!!!!! :wassat:
It’s probably on the other page. I just meant I wasn’t going to put the video up but I left the link though :tongue:
Beiber is alright, I’m just no Beilieber :smile:
hey E – find your blanket and come sit with me..
I have Candy!
:wub:
Oh M, you’re such a bad girl.
*giggles*
Let me guess, it’s all wrapped in some silvery shiny paper?’
Oh, dear… look at that – it sparkles like thousand sequins!!
yup uh-huh – it is silvery shiny…
And it is super yummy delicious
just like something else I know – super yummy delicious Michael…
but be careful unwrapping it – tis potent…
Turned me into a redhead and made me think I had a Mithril silvery shiny cloak…
(I think I was running around NAKED!)
:blush:
want some?
:devil:
Yeah!
Enola and Mgirl, the resident CCC Bad Girls (not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good) :wink:
hey ladies…hangin around waiting wishing for the shipment ,eh? I had 5 minutes so i thought i’d just peek in…
Sabine, you know i love you honey but Jesus Christmas fire the creepy Oompa Loompas and just let us handle the unpacking!!!! They are so cotton pickin’ SLLOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!
:wassat: hey..,MGirl (whew! thank goodness you put your clothes back on..sheesh!) got candy??? any left???
*sigh* need something to pass the time….
Can’t rush perfection :smile: :tongue:
Hey Gracie!
You can have some of mine.
Here – catch!
:smile:
hehe – here you go Enola! Now don’t say I didn’t warn you! I don’t wanna see you running around naked – one crazed person is enough! or wait… maybe you should!
Hello boss… boy I tell you those will be the most perfectly placed boxes ever – but Ima trying to be patient… In the mean time, I got some candy – but it is so super sticky sweet – I need to make myself a sour apple martini to have it! Oh Boy. Umm, I mean OH BAD BOY!
Oh there is my mama… we are here at the same time! MamaG I got lots of candy to share…. I am stocking up for Halloween ya know! Have some!
*sitting back watching*
:blink:
*shakes her head*
That M… she sounds moonstruck…
*looks at the sky*
No, no moon out tonight.
It must be the shiny candy then.
I’d better try it – maybe it really is that good…
Oh…God almighty…
*thud*
___________
Sabine, we need a fix…
Save us from ourselves, please!
:w00t:
:blink: thanks girls…I think…MGirl, I do not like that twitchy look in your eye.
hmmmm..maybe i should save the candy for later…
just a nibble…. :wink:
LOL! There is a “Potty Training in 3 days!!!” ad on my screen!!! Wow, those Google marketers are SLICK!!
yeah Sabine, I know, you like to make the pretty bows and the hand-lettered labels ….*sigh*
…I will try to appreciate it :pinch:
I am patient….i am patient….i am patient….i am patient….
Sabine I swear I posted that comment in da bar, but I don’t see it now :wassat:
How is everyone going to celebrate Thanksgiving? I can’t go home :sad: but my family came out to see me today so that was really nice
Will the packages ever get here? it’s taking foreeeeverrrrrr :tongue:
*sigh*
There is no crack to be found and I have burned thru all my candy.
OY VEY!
I wonder what happens when you go off the wall and meet a dangerous thriller?
Knock knock… hello anybody home??
I’m home, I’m home!!! And waiting for CRACK!!!
On a side note… today would have been John Lennon’s 70th birthday. I love John. He stood for a lot of the things that Michael stood for and I think that they would have got on really well. Maybe they are jammin’ together up in heaven. That’s a lovely thought!!! Here’s to John Lennon!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lLs2dC9NaE
:cwy: :cwy: WTH??
:angry: oompa loompas suck
Ah Cheer up folks! Today is 10/10/10 — it will not be this date for another 1,000 years!!!!! :cheerful:
yup – made my secret wish at 10:10 am…
but we still got 11/11/11 to go – which should be an international day of peace since it is falling on armistice day!
ummm, it won’t be that for a chapter will it?
Tis amazing how many things you get done when not getting high on the crack!
All jobs are now done – so I am ready now… in the case you were waiting for me!
:whistle:
*running in*
huh, huh.. whew I am outta breath…
*looking around frantically for another bad boy*
ahaha there you are – come on – we gotta get to you over on the other page
*running out*