15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
I think Tumblr is one of the sites that really shows the generosity of people, that and Youtube. :smile: It’s awesome, people take their time out and upload these wonderful pictures and videos — it’s perfect! Tumblr is great!
Frodes, Katherine made some pretty babies, didn’t she? :heart:
Ladake, I will never get it. LaToya had that head full of beautiful hair and she went and put a weave in it — what the hell is that about?
With Michael, his scalp was burned so I get the wigs later on in his career, but he had beautiful thick hair too. I mean what the hell am I talkin’ about when I say I don’t get it.
Joseph told those kids they weren’t good lookin’ and they freakin believed it. How is a child going to feel good about themselves when they have people who supposedly love them, tellin’ them that parts of themselves don’t look good, oh, this don’t look good. :pinch:
By the way, those bastards who covered up Mike’s name on HIS auditorium when he was falsly accused of that nonsense are FINALLY taking down that tacky plywood. It’s about time. :angry:
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/50s
Okay
I have forgotten what all is served in here, its 6:30 pm here right now everyone is out, except me and the maid servant girl who I’m babysitting
So Sabine throw something at me, all I do here is drink tea, cofee, and water!!
I’m thirsty…. no minty mikes.. they make me green.. I thought I would try it for a change… but I am frilly pink girl thru and thru… hit me with a bad boy.. I have candy and ima going in
hi ya mama g.. I have been missing you
An interesting article on Michael and Oprah! October 21st is supposed to be D-Day! :pinch: :sick:
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/okz
I’ve just heard they’ve uncovered Michael’s name at the Gardner School Auditorium.
Great news. It was about time too.
Time for a Golden Boy!
Cheers ladies – and congratulations to Michael. You deserved it.
Have they done it already?!?!?!? That was fast! The idiots! They should have never covered it up with that tacky plywood in the first place! I’ll drink to that!!!!!! :wink:
I totally agree, Sabine.
Someone obviously did not understand that you are presumed innocent until proven guilty. One would think that a school would understand such a simple principle. Aparently not.
I wonder what they teach the kids… hrmph…
At the very least they should have removed the plywood the minute he was aquitted of all charges.
But let’s be happy today – although it took way too long, it is still a victory for our Michael.
Cheers!
Here’s part of the article from Los Angeles Times from today:
Michael Jackson’s name gleams again at Hollywood school
For seven years, the letters proclaiming Michael Jackson Auditorium at Gardner Street Elementary were covered, placed at the behest of parents shortly after the pop singer’s arrest in 2003. Now, a year after his death, the sign is back.
For seven years, the gleaming silver letters that once proclaimed Michael Jackson Auditorium at Gardner Street Elementary School in Hollywood were hidden behind white plywood boards.
The boards had been placed there at the behest of parents shortly after the pop singer was arrested on suspicion of child molestation in 2003. Since his death last year, fans had rallied for the restoration of the sign, which they saw as a symbol of Jackson’s legacy.
Now, Jackson’s name gleams again.
Los Angeles Unified School District Supt. Ramon C. Cortines ordered the boards stripped away Friday “in recognition of Michael Jackson’s musical legacy and contribution to modern culture.”
A school district spokesman said the decision was made in large part because Jackson had been acquitted of criminal charges in the molestation case.
On Friday night, a Facebook page calling for the restoration of the sign was overflowing with joyous comments.
“I could cry!!” one person wrote. “I wish he were here to see this!!”
On the page, devotees from places as far away as Japan and Sri Lanka posted photos of themselves holding handmade posters calling for the boards to be stripped away.
Fans had planned to show up at a school board meeting Tuesday to demand that the sign be revealed.
Jackson was briefly enrolled at Gardner Street Elementary. In 1969, he and his family moved to Los Angeles from Gary, Ind., so that Jackson and his brothers could make a record with Motown.
Jackson was an 11-year-old sixth-grader at the school when the Jackson 5 released their debut album, a smash hit that foreshadowed Jackson’s record-breaking solo career.
The Gardner auditorium was dedicated to Jackson in 1989. He attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony, where the school’s choir sang “We Are the World,” a tune Jackson co-wrote.
BEFORE: :sick: :angry: :pinch:
Covering his name was one thing: PETTY! Really, how dare they do something stupid!
AFTER: :angel: :wub:
Thanks for sharing the article. It’s about time!!
Good Saturday morning my lovelies’.
Just dropping in to grab a bad boy and to share an observation.
I spent a good three hours last night here in the bar, all by myself, coz I was searching for something I knew was posted in here – but couldn’t remember when or where – so I just started at the top, from March 15th, and made it all the way back to the end, October 15th. It was long and tedious at points – but it was really fun too – and you know what I realized?
You are all fabulous ladies… we have shared a lot of our lives in here with each other and oh – one more thing – umm, I drink a lot! WHOOP!
*clink*
Cheers addicts – thanks for a great 7 months in da bar!
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Aw, that’s so cute MGirl!!!
Cheers to you, too, even though you don’t like Minty Mikes. I guess I can get over that. :wink:
Congratulations Mike!
*gulps down Creamy Mike with extra cream*
See you later!
Sabine… I MUST know where I can get the “Remember the Time” remix on your playlist!!!
It’s track 3 but it’s listed as “For All Time”. It’s clearly “Remember the Time” though. It’s so brilliant!!!
I tried looking for it on YouTube cause at the beginning of the track it says “sleeper” so I looked up the song with the word sleeper and I found something similar but it’s not the same one, damnit!!! I wonder if MJTunes would have it???
But yeah, it’s awesome!!!
:lol: I thought I deleted that shit from the play list! :tongue:
I really don’t like it at all — see that. Every man has his own flavor — or in this case woman. Minty Mikes and this song. :sick:
:biggrin:
Here is what my playlist lists as the source of the file:
http://www.partycmyk.info/
And the one you asked me before:
The Mega Mix, they list:
http://labthierry.free.fr/
Both seemed to be dead ends,sorry. I don’t know what’s up with that. Try searching for Remember the Time Video game remix, because the remix uses a video game song.
oh my… how outta the loop am I?
I didn’t even know Alica Keys was pregnant – let alone had her baby.
:blink:
Must stop drinking so much at the bar.. but since I am here.. I think I will have Bad Boy – I mean there is no sense in wasting the trip here!
:biggrin:
yoo-hoo!! anyone home?
*pouring myself some MJ+L.O.V.E.*
MGirl, you read the WHOLE tHING??? WOW!!
awww, we sure have had a lot of good times haven’t we? good times….
Sabine, when did you start the old blog? It must be your anniversary soon!
Yup _ I am still drinking…
Hey mama – how are you? How are things?
Yup the whole thing. Along with a couple of real drinks that came along for the ride.
hey baby girl!! i just noticed you snuck in here while i was hittin the crack in BBM2!
I am not bad for a Monday morning…I have that Monday feeling where all the stuff i have to accomplish this week is piled up in front of me like a big mountain and it’s so big i don’t even know where to begin…so i’m at the bar!!
speaking of drinks….went out for a rare night out w/ hubby and i ordered a drink they had on the seasonal menu called a caramel apple. but we had an incompetent waiter, brought me the wrong thing and i didn’t know cuz i never had it before so didn’t know what it looked like so i mixed that stuff up and drank it and… :sick: there was NOT HING caramel or apple about it!! I managed to drink half of it (always thrifty , don’t waste good alcohol!) and i finally asked him what he rthought i ordered and it was soemthing called a “car bomb”!! NOw, do I look like someone who’s gonna sit down in a nice restaurant and order a freaking CAR BOMB???? PUHLEEZE! :lol:
ohhhhh a CAR BOMB!!!
:blink: oh my – it even sounds vile and kinda scary – but I am so proud of my mama for not wasting the alcohol!
OY VIE – one day I will have to make a trip out to you and make you a real sour apple martini so my mama can enjoy getting her drink on in style… geez.
Happy Anniversay too.. 15 years – how lovely. You guys sound so wonderful together. I just celebrated my 17th in September – how I made it that far I have no idea… Michael is keeping me sane for now.
Okay I must work for a bit… have a great day!
Caramel? Car Bomb? :wassat:
How did he mix the two up???? :lol: One sound good and the other sounds yucky!!!! :sick:
Gracie, I started the blog in Febuary! So it’s going to be a year soon — isn’t that awesome!!!!! Or is it two years? I have to check. I think I started the blog in Feb. of ’09!
:w00t:
morning addicts..
let’s get this Tuesday started with a golden boy
For a moment there I thought it said let’s get this THURSDAY started with!!!
:w00t: I was like what day is it!?!!?!?!
I’ll have one of those suckers withya!!
What do you do with your Little Michael?
THe other day I came home and one of them was singing. :wub: Too bad they evaporate after a couple of days :sad:
*gulp*
I wish it was Thursday…
I am still trying to figure out what happen to by cloak.. I think I may have ahd too many bad boys!
speaking of – lemme have one of those..
*clink*
cheers!
Trumpets???? I’m hearing trumpets!! Oh my God, something’s up!!! :w00t: :w00t: :heart:
I’ll have a Prince Royal, please! :wub:
oooh, me too. I feel all regal today for some reason! :wub:
:lol:
:blink:
you dirty dog… gimme gimme!
:lol: :biggrin: @ the video! I also like these guy’s Telephone spoof.
Just Bieber gets defeated! :lol:
LOL OMG, what did I write? Just Bieber??? Well, that kind of makes sense too but of course I meant Justin! :lol: I’m still a bit dizzy from those Princes last night…yes, I had more than one. :blush:
morning addicts
really cherry – can you have only one prince?
I’ma taking my l.o.v.e. shot in my thermos to yoga… let’s see how that goes!
Just finished watching Oprah — yeah, I don’t like that show but, but, it was such a good show today.
Tyler Perry was on talking about his molestation. That big taboo subject for so many cultures — they said black people, but no, that’s for all cultures. I was so proud of him, and I think it was so important to see this grown ass 41 year old man crying, crying because of what he endured as a child. Because people think, oh, it was so long ago, you can just get over it.
I also loved that he spoke about the blood in the water effect. Because one might wonder that a child who is molested by one person goes on to be abused or a child who is abused at home physically gets bullied in school, and people think, oh, the child there’s something wrong with that child — he is attracting to himself.
But what Tyler Perry said is true, it’s like blood in the water. Predators/abusers/bullies can sense a person who has been victimized before, and they come rushing like its radar to victimize that person again. I have experienced this myself and i think all survivors of abuse do. So I’m glad to see a man talking about this subject.
But he didn’t mention therapy, i guess another taboo subject. I wish more people would go to therapy. I bet you there are thousands — no millions of peopel who have been abused, sexually, physically and are just hiding it. Well, you can’t really hide it. It just comes out in the behaviors. It’s so sad.
And I still don’t understand how Oprah is not able to recognize an abuse victim in Michael, because he was definitely a victim of abuse.
I don’t understand Oprah at all and I don’t think I ever will but…
Who needs a laugh???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs
I can’t stop watching it. LOL!!!
It’s so funny!!! Is’nt that Ricky Gervais? He’s kinda funny in his own way. I saw this on your FB but I didn’t have time to look at it. Thanks! :smile:
No it’s just some random guy. I’m actually a huge Ricky Gervais fan so funny that you ask that. If you want a good laugh download his podcasts. Brilliant, they are.
He sounds like Ricky!!!!
I think Ricky is sometimes funny, not such a huge fan, but the stand up I watched the other night was cool, and I like when he does the animal narration in it. :smile:
Which stand up did you see??? What was he talking about??? Was it an event or was it one of his stand-ups??? Sorry for the questions, I’m just wondering if I saw it, LOL!!!
It was a stand up routine, Live With Ricky Gervais, on HBO, and he did the routine about the Gay pamphlet — did you see that one? I was up one night BSing and it came on.
You knwo what I think is really hilarious? Eastbound and Down, the guy who plays the lead character is funny as hell!!!!
OMG, that stand-up is BRILLIANT!!! “You know, you don’t ALWAYS have to have anal sex… well thanks very much.” LOL!!!
Eastbound and Down, huh??? I’ll have to check that out. I’ve also heard that Little Britain is supposed to be really brilliant as well. I’ve always preferred British humor.
*filling my thermos up*
my cup is full of michaelness… oh happy thursday addicts
Frodes Little Britian to me was oooookay!!!! You know what I really thought was briliantly funny, Summer Heights High, it came on HBO too, and he’s from Austrailia, I mean too funny. I think I told you about that before.
Mgirl, OMG, it IS Thursday today! Just the other day I was thinking, is she saying it’s Thursday? Boy, time flies!
yep boss – it sure does fly by!’
especially when you have Michael by your side and in your heart..
tis a happy day today!
hey girls… what’s shakin’?
Martinis? Golden Boys? well, it’s been a WHILE since i had one of those but….OK.
sound of hoofbeats??? Sabine, i was totally FINE until i saw that and now all of a sudden I’m gettin that itchy feeling again!
:angry: lapdog of satan, indeed….
So yesterday i was reading “The Spider and the Fly” to my kids and, well, maybe it’s just me but, does anyone else think the spider looks familiar????
well?
:lol: oh, come on! doesn’t he look just like old Joe??
Sabine, i have only watched Oprah a handful of times but i have wondered the same thing about Oprah, how she didn’t see it, why she seems so closed towards him. Didn’t someone post that Katherine is supposedly going to do a show? I can’t imagine what that will be like. I still think she is a woman who is hiding a lot, from the public and her own self.
:cheerful: Omg!!!
That DOES look like Joe, Gracie! Shows how sinister Joe looks! Well, if you’ve only watch Oprah a couple of time, in my book you have not missed much. She is closed towards Michael and you know I was discussing it on another forum and I have a theory. I think Oprah, who likes to be in control and never wants to be weak or dependent, shunned Michael because he reminded her of herself. She said that he almost had her with the “feel sorry for me victim” routine, that he almost pulled her in. Well, the truth is Michael wasn’t afraid to say I’m hurting, I need and Oprah is.
Yep it’s on today at 4:00 if you care to watch it.
This is so true that Katherine has a lot to hide, Oprah too. Two women with a lot to hide talking to each other, well, it won’t be the first, and what we’ll get is probably a lot of skating over the issues and nothing of substance.
Oh, and about that itchy feeling, here, have a can of LLC :tongue: :devil:
I’ve never heard of ‘The Spider and the Fly’, at least I don’t think.
Though that totally looks like the Toad from ‘The Wind in the Willows’
What’s going on chicas!!!
…. My job is starting to seriously work a nerve, but other than that, I’m good. I’m ready for the Holidays so people at work will leave me alone, if only for a few days.
Meanwhille… I’ve fallen in love with a new group… Little Dragon.
And I hear someone is going to Vegas soon??? Or did you already go? I’m so outta the loop these days.
damn – my thermos is empty!
back to get a bad boy…
I hear all the Oprah talk and my only comment is I really don’t like her at all..
I think the first nad last time I saw her show is when she had Michael on – sorry correction – I dropped in on her show when she did the little memorial show or whatever she did…
I won’t be able to see it live – but will look for everyone’s comments later on – maybe download it when I find a link…
*gulp* hmmmmm you gotta love a bad boy…
Hey Ladake! What’s cracking!!!!! Oh, you poor thing — I think work stress is the worst I try to avoid it like the plague, and even though I work for myself, I STILL have people tryign to stress me out and get things earlier than promised or get perks that they didn’t pay for! :pinch:
Well, don’t you let them work you!! Can you believe that it’s almost Christmas — and to me the year is almost over when I’m looking at Christmas.
Yep, I’m takign my little girl who is not so little to Vegas for her birthday. I told her so you wanna throw a party or we can just get on a plane and fly to Vegas. I was joking but she said yeah, let’s do it! So I told her to pick one person she’d like to hang out with and we’ll all go. It’s all set. It once again tried to let her father handle all the details and ONCE AGAIN had to step in to save the day. He had us spending twice as much as we needed to. I am a bargain hunter! Salvation ARmy Bill!!!!!
I was so hyped when I found ticket prices $500 less than he found and a condo for $1,000 less! :w00t:
Now who is Little Dragon? Link please! I wanna hear the music!
As for Oprah, blech!
It’s on in 15 minutes. I am going to take notes while I’m watching so I can rant and rave afterwards!!!! :lol:
Sabz – I jsut sent you an email.. you should take a look
lol…. savings! My mom is the queen of coupons, so I think that rubbed off a little on me.
I’ve only been to Vegas once…. I still don’t know how I feel about it. The clubs were fun, I DON’T gamble, and we met some cute, though young, guys from Vancouver. I don’t know if I wanna go back though.
This song is on shampoo, rinse, repeat whenever I’m in my car right now.
And I really don’t care for Oprah’s show either Mgirl.
I won’t take anything from her acting (You told Harpo to beat me….. I said, fiiine with me lol) or her charities, but other than that… *shrugs*
So basically, according to Oprah and Lisa, Michael was a manipulator and a drug addict but poor thing, he didn’t know better.
:angry: