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15 Mar 2010

Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Bar Room, GIFs Pictures, Michael Jackson 5,390 Comments

 

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want?  You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!

[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]

Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll  see about putting it on the menu!!!!

Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room.   :silly:   :cheerful:   Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!

After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!

N O W   S E R V I N G :

Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’

MENU LIST:

N E W  ON  THE  M E N U!:

 

DDD, also served by the bottle

 

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA:  Some of you addicts have been pretending.  And it’s really not necessary.  When you come into the bar, have a seat.  Your drink has already been prepared.  We’ll even serve you the bottle.  After all, it’s got your name on it.   :yes: :alien:      

Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots.  We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!


Bad Boy Shot

THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at  CCC already know that’s not all you want.  Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.

:pouty:     :sick:   Warning  (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

MJ, Too

 MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE!  We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow.  :whistle:

 

A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

A Wet Sabah:  Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:

CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY

MS. CHASTITY:  Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.

Unleashed

UNLEASHED:   Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED.  We were there.  We captured it.  We bottled it.  Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack™

Liquid CobraCrack ™

LIQUID COBRACRACK There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days!   Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod.  Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie.  Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now.  But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!

Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™.  Stock up now while supplies last.  Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand.  Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.

MINTY MIKE:  Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!!   A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah

CREAMY SABAH:   Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah.  We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

 

Pure

Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink  refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst  . . .  but alas not your desire.  Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying.   We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more.  People who met him basked in its warmth.  It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile.  He simply exuded it from his pores.   He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.

If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs.  It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long:  L.O.V.E.  Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson.  ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike

CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

 

Sangre
 

SANGRE:  Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy  drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:

The Force - it has a lot of power!

THE FORCE:  This drink is served with a resuscitation kit.  I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale

THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and  you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal.  You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice.  He  enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion

THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash.  The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink.  A favorite of our financially challenged customers.  What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.

THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )

THE MABHA:   A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!

THE GENTLEMAN

THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.

THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, homebrewed right here at CCC.

Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!

MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.

Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!

MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup

HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme

CREAMY MIKE:   (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours.  You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger.  So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly.  BE WARNED:  This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush.  A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay

THE FOREPLAY:  (Inspired by Martinigirl)  Trust me.  Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there.  No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink.  The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally.  Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights.  I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers.  It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above.  A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy

THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand:  The Martini  . . .  shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )

The Thriller

THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too.  One sip, and your  hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink.  You can take it all day and never get tired.  Enjoy!

 

5,390 Responses to “Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room”

  1. Sabine says:

    Poooor, Lisa, poor little niave Lisa, fell in love with Michael because he was an incredible dynamic person — and she had never felt so high in her life, and she’s not lying. He had something so intoxicating, and she felt so high taking care of him, but she doesn’t understand it.

    These rich folks, if they spent ONE minute in therapy they might get it.

    You lost your father, LMP, you dolt, you wanted to save Michael like you couldn’t save your Dad.

    Yes, he gave you a high, because you were co-dependently addicted to the idea that you could “save him”.

    And Oprah needs to kiss my A$$ with her nonsense about Michael put his light on her and she left wanting to be his friend. So when did that wear off?

    :pinch:

  2. Sabine says:

    Okay, I’m so over this interview, this is I guess about Lisa feeling better about herself for how she treated Michael and also to explain how f*cked up he was, and Oprah is still trying to understand if Michael was molester or not.

    Whatever.

    Mgirl, thanks that was weird. I fixed it though. :kissing:

  3. Frodes says:

    LOL!!! I had a feeling you wouldn’t like it, Sabine.

    But yeah, that comment that Oprah made about wanting to be his friend I was like “Fuck you, bitch!!!”.

  4. Sabine says:

    It’s pretty sad that to make her self feel better LMPCJL is trashing Micheal as a drug addict, when in fact he was murdered by a doctor who gave him a drug over dose.

    Well, I hope she feels better about herself after this interveiw. And what was all that hoopla about Katherine? Did they withdraw in the last minute?

  5. Frodes says:

    Ive heard that they wanted to see Lisa’s interview before they agreed to let their interview be aired. Don’t know how true that is though or what that particularly means but whatever.

    She did talk about his drug use a lot. I don’t like when people do that in general because my best friend is 7 years clean off of drugs and most people just don’t understand drug addicts. Just because they are addicted doesn’t make them bad people and they also don’t understand why they went to the drugs in the first place. My friend told me about how many times she was high but wanted to go and hang out with me but she couldn’t because she didn’t want me to see her in that state. She hid it from everyone and she wanted to stop so bad but she didn’t know how to get the help.

    So I have a soft spot in my heart for drug addicts because you never know what’s behind it all. Lisa didn’t touch on that she just simply said he was using drugs and was an addict. Did she ever stop to think about why???

    I don’t know, I have mixed feelings.

  6. Sabine says:

    It just all seemed so self serving to me — even her statement that she never saw him do anything to a child — why did she have to end it with, but only the child and Michael knows what happened. I don’t think anything happened. Lisa, is that so hard to say? :sad:

    It seems to me she was more concerned with absolving herself of guilt than she was in finally representing this man fairly. I really don’t believe she knew Michael at all. I think she just dated and married her father. Drug addiction is a serious issue, and it’s just a cover up for the REAL problems in the person’s life. Did Lisa ever take a moment to understand that. I heard her saying well, yeah, Michael was f-ed up, but poor thing, how could he not be. :sad:

    I mean she did say him being manipuatlive was a coping mechanism, but as soon as Oprah said, “manipulative” she was like yeah, manipulative. And here we go, back to LMP bitching and moaning about how she didnt know what was going on and . . . uhg!

    Like I said, I’m over it. I should have watched it in the first place. I knew she would piss me off.

  7. Gracie says:

    :angry: ugh! thanks for taking one for the team there Sabine…i don’t think i could have watched it without slapping my TV. WTF? did it never occur to either of them that the “victim act” wasn’t an act? i can’t even think about it it makes me soo angry i could spit.

  8. Sabine says:

    Gracie: did it never occur to either of them that the “victim act” wasn’t an act?

    Wow that is such an important question. I guess they never asked themselves that . . . or maybe didn’t care. Lisa is tricky thought. On the one hand she’s singing the tune, Michael was a poor misguided misunderstood soul, a wonderful person, and then on the other hand she says, but he was so stubborn and cold and manipulative. Well, if the world misunderstood me and used me from when I was six, I might be a bit controlling, manipulative myself.

    I don’t want anyone to think for one minute I have a problem with Lisa ’cause she has criticisms of Michael. I have problems with her because her criticisms of him are normal responses to the way he was forced to live. That is to say, ANY SINGLE ONE OF US would have behaved the same way . . . or worst.

    Well, I was happy to go in for everyone and deal with the barrage of b.s., but next time I volunteer you to do it, ‘kay, Gracie :tongue:

  9. Frodes says:

    You know, everyone over at Positively Michael is having completely different views over this interview. They all loved it and have more respect for Lisa. And I’m not gonna lie, I liked it as well (there were some parts I did not) but then when I came here and read your thoughts and saw it through your eyes I was like “Hmmm… yeah I didn’t think about it that way.” Which is why I said I had mixed feelings earlier.

    But didn’t she say at one point that “he didn’t know any other way”??? About being manipulative and stubborn and all that. That, to me, would show that perhaps she understood that that’s how he grew up and that’s what he knew. I don’t know, just a thought.

  10. Gracie says:

    oh no sAbine, does that mean i have to watch the family if they show that interview? I think i would have rather had Lisa. :ermm:

    *sigh* i don’t know what i am even doing here at this hour…
    quick Bad Boy shot and this mama’s history.

    :kissing: night girls!

  11. MartiniGirl says:

    night mama
    night pa
    night john boy..

    ohhhhhhhhh g’night Michael.. let me find that sweet smile of yours

    Thanks for posting the details Sabz – I dunno what to think about anything anymore about what they (those who knew him or think they knew him) say about Michael or anything *sigh*

    everyone wants a do over… but let’s do it right, right now… I get so confused what everyone thinks or doesn’t think… or knows or doesn’t know.. or wants or doesn’t want

    All I know is I am keeping him right here, in my heart, where I know he will be safe with me… no interviews no remembering what we did right or what we did wrong is gonna bring him back…

    oh – I need a creamy mike – coz it is bedtime for this girl…

    glad to Sabine you got my message..

  12. Sabine says:

    Frodes: You know, everyone over at Positively Michael is having completely different views over this interview. They all loved it and have more respect for Lisa. And I’m not gonna lie, I liked it as well (there were some parts I did not) but then when I came here and read your thoughts and saw it through your eyes I was like “Hmmm… yeah I didn’t think about it that way.” Which is why I said I had mixed feelings earlier.

    But didn’t she say at one point that “he didn’t know any other way”??? About being manipulative and stubborn and all that. That, to me, would show that perhaps she understood that that’s how he grew up and that’s what he knew. I don’t know, just a thought.

    Frodes, you know it doesn’t surprise me that people over at Positively Michael like the interview. I think because Michael didn’t have many public relationships w/ women, there’s a kind of pollyanna view about him and LMP, and a real desire to just see them as the fairy tale couple and the love story that we all would have wanted for him.

    But the reality is that is far from the truth. And it seems to me that people can say whatever they want about Michael, trash him, call him a pedophile, and if they come back and then say some sweet things about him, like Charles Thompson, like Latoya, like Joseph, like Jermaine, then fans will be like okay, we’ll take that, and kind of forget the rest.

    Yes, in the interview she said he didn’t know any other way, but she also made it a point to say that she didn’t know what she was doing, that he was in “control”; that he manipulated her; that HE pushed her away; that he would throw it in her face that if she didn’t have kids then Debbie would — and I mean all those things might be very true, but but BUT when you UNDERSTAND why someone is the way they are, you stop keeping a score card of everything that they’ve ever done to you, and start seeing past the behavior to the root, core of the problem, which is Michael could not trust anyone.

    So to me, when Lisa does these interviews, that are really about making herself feel better about what she’s done, she just proves more and more why Michael was RIGHT not to trust her, why he had good reason to push her away.

    At least that’s how I see it. The real problem for me is that in that whole 45 mins. I didn’t really hear Lisa say, other than her apathy, what SHE did wrong in the relationship. She painted herself as the savior, this young naive girl who was there to tell him “the truth” (I thought it was really mean spirited of Oprah to say that Michael was the kind of person who didn’t want to hear the truth — what truth? Her truth, that he was a molester?) and Lisa agrees with this. Why didn’t she say, no, that’s not true, Michael was really about truth. Yes, he had major issues, like all of us who have been hurt have, but the problem with Lisa was her method and intention, it’s all about delivery. If I present you with the truth on the lid of a garbage can you might have trouble swallowing it. A non fan walks away from watching that interview with one idea: Michael was a drug addict and Lisa was helpless to save him.

    But Lisa wasn’t this angelic, perfect, nice person to begin with, she was a woman with kids and failed marriages in her past, fresh out of one relationship and jumping into another. She was a woman with issues, too, no matter what picture she wants to paint of herself. And the fact that she can’t make the connection between why she was attracted to her father and the way her Dad died is amazingly ignorant to me, like willful denial. I mean I think Bubbles can figure that out, to me, but that’s just me.

  13. Sabine says:

    Good night Mgirl, thanks again, I wouldn’t have known other wise. :smile:

    Gracie, yep, you do the family interviews from now on!!!!! Just over dose on L.O.V.E. before you watch it. :kissing:

    Ladake, wher’d you go girl, the video you put up is adorable. I love the song. Thanks! @ :lol: at the comment on the YT page about MTV having to play real music for them to ever play that on their station.

    I think they might, when it’s reallly late or early in the morning. :smile:

  14. Frodes says:

    Sabine… thanks for explaining better to me what you meant. I totally understand what you are saying. I have to say though, from what I took from the interview… I do think she understands him more than she did before. Maybe not completely, but I like how she answered and carried herself in this interview better than the previous ones. Grief can do some crazy things to people and it could have possibly made her realize things that she didn’t realize before and made certain feelings come up that she may not have had. I’m not trying to defend her actions and decisions but she is grieving on a totally different level than how the fans are cause she knew him in a different light. Whether or not she ever owns up to what she did wrong you can’t deny that she definitely had love for him. At least I see it.

    But ANYWAY!!!

    I just typed up a new blog about The Hobbit!!! Have you heard anything about what’s going on with that, Sabine??? Some crazy business!!! When you get a moment, watch the videos I posted on this blog I’d like to know what you think about it…

    http://frodes99.blogspot.com/2010/10/hobbit-has-green-light-but-it-doesnt.html

    Any other Lord of the Rings or Hobbit fans please take a look as well!!!

  15. EnolaLee says:

    I’m going to watch the interview when I get home from work. Want to see it with my own eyes before I make up my mind.
    Wish me luck! (And my laptop in case the interview will make I feel like throwing it against the wall)

  16. Gemeuxx says:

    Hey Everyone, just stopped by to see how you all are doing :) I didn’t bother watching the interview. I’ve seen the other interviews in the past and I was done with LMP and Oprah LoL. A lot of fans are Team Lisa…that’s great and all. I have my own personal opinions about her but I won’t go there right now. There are some things that don’t sit right with me about her. How many years ago Oprah interviewed her and what did she say????…It was along the lines of “What the hell was I thinking”….referring to her marriage to Michael, after that she painted a very negative picture of him…even after his death. As far as I’m concerned she’s classless! Out of respect of her PRESENT husband and her family why continue to give interviews talking negatively about Michael? WHY? Michael was a private person some things are better left unsaid. Lisa isn’t perfect, none of us are…ok this is what her 4th marriage? Come on now…and Oprah? please I won’t even go there with her. As far as I’m concerned the ONLY thing that stands out the most is that Lisa is STILL obsessed with Michael LoL

  17. Sabine says:

    Hey guys! Happy Firday!!!!!! :w00t:

    Frodes, I sure understand where you’re coming from too. To me, yes, death has a way of jarring those who have been bitter or apathetic into caring — look at Joseph. Even he shed a tear for Michael when he’d been so callous in the past. Death and tragedy has a way of doing that. But I guess I just don’t have a short memory.

    And plus there are some really terrible parts of that interview that kind of obfuscate her “realizations”. Like the fact that she allowed Oprah to lead her into saying that Michael was manipulative over and over, that he didn’t want to hear the truth and that basically she couldn’t say for sure what happened in the room with him and kids. To me, epic fail. That was a time when Lisa could have finally said NO MICHAEL IS NOT A MOLESTER. IMPOSSIBLE. To me
    she betrayed him again by saying that.

    Yeah, she shared something w/ Michael but I don’t think it was as special as some may think. It was a year and a half, from how she describes it, that went down hill fast. I’m just glad she admitted she stalked him for four years after :lol:

    Gem is right! She is STILL obsessed with Michael. LIsa to me is that typical girl who always needed to be with a man. She never left one unless she had another waiting in the side lines and that’s why I think she told Michael “I left MY HUSBAND for you,” cause that’s what he was, until Michael stepped in and took his spot. She has no boundaries, just like Michael didn’t — that’s why she couldn’t end one relationship w/o starting another and let them bleed into each other, vacationing with the ex while married to the next; the ex living in the guest house while you’re married to another; running around with psychics and interviewing about the ex while you’re married to the current. She just never ends a relationship period.

    Does she have love for him, yeah, I bet, but so does his parents, and they dont’ get a pass from me either!
    When she describes Michael asking if she loved him in 2005 and her saying she was indifferent, I think he was looking for support and love from ANYONE but especially those who he had been close to, but she was cold to him and no amount of interviews, trips to psychics, sunflowers or blog entries is going to make you feel better about turning your back on this man in his time of need Lisa, sorry.

    I feel sorry for current husband who is having to deal with the fact that Lisa can’t let go.

    Hey Gemmmm!

    Gemmeaux: As far as I’m concerned she’s classless! Out of respect of her PRESENT husband and her family why continue to give interviews talking negatively about Michael? WHY? Michael was a private person some things are better left unsaid. Lisa isn’t perfect, none of us are…ok this is what her 4th marriage? Come on now…and Oprah? please I won’t even go there with her. As far as I’m concerned the ONLY thing that stands out the most is that Lisa is STILL obsessed with Michael LoL

    Yep, yep, and yes, ma’am! :cheerful:

    I loved the Hobbit by the way, Frodes! Can’t wait to see it but no, I didn’t hear any controversy. I will check out your blog when I get back from work!!!!

  18. mel says:

    I know i am late as usual. But I would just like to say that after listening to Lisa’s interview I REALLY need another chapter BAD!!!! :blush: :cwy: :cwy: Carry on!

  19. Sabine says:

    I totally hear you, Mel — me too! :sad:

  20. MartiniGirl says:

    Hey E… so did your laptop survive – curious to hear you take on it.

    Hey Mel – I love that no matter what – you always appear…

    Hmmm – I think I may to watch this interview to see for myself – I am just not very good at listening to some of the stuff I heard is gonna be on there..

    I take my bad boy and go!

  21. Sabine says:

    Hey all. Anyone having any problems logging in or with GooglefriendConnect or notice anything weird?

    Mgirl sent me a weird page she got sent to yesterday after she logged in (thanks again Mgirl) and today one of the new members said my messages was being listed on their log in page.

    I was tinkering with the site again (I know I haven’t learned my lesson since i almost lost BadBoy Mike!) I think I fixed everything but if you notice anything quirky, can you guys let me know.

    Thanks! :smile:

  22. Sabine says:

    oooops, I forgot to put this up. Adorable!!!! :wub: :heart: :wub:

  23. MartiniGirl says:

    *sliding a bad boy down the bar*
    here you go Sabz…

    *clink*
    cheers..

    hey do you hear hooves? I heard a rumor a prince is coming…
    :whistle:

  24. Sabine says:

    Ahhhh, man that hits the spot!!! Thanks!

    See the thing with Prince Michael is he WAS on his way here but then things started feeling a little funky, and you know BadBoy Mike likes it funky, cause you know, he’s Bad!!!!

    But Prince Michael, being the ultimate gentleman and all, not so much. So he kinda took the long way around :wink:

    :lol: :cheerful:

  25. MartiniGirl says:

    oh boy the bad boy is coming?
    *thud*
    oh good god…

    I was just staying that on tumblr today – there was a string of bad era pics
    well let’s just say my little heart can only take so much!

    here ye, here ye, let the bad boy enter… I am ready

    :blink:
    :blush:

  26. Frodes says:

    OMG I have been SO LAZY. I just have no energy whatsoever and I just so don’t feel like typing or commenting on ANYTHING.

    But I do love this place enough to let you know that I’m not dead. Not that you all were wondering, lol.

    But I am SO LAAAAAAZZZZZZYYY!!!

    Going back to bed now…

  27. Gracie says:

    Merry Monday ladies! looks like everyone else was busy this weekend too!
    :lol: well, except Frodes! aaaah, i can remember long lazy pre-kid weekends…sort of.

    so Prince Michael is taking the scenic route, huh? :sad:
    …*sigh* oh well, i guess i’ll just have to be patient but we were at the Renaissance Faire yesterday so i am feeling all Medieval and wenchy….just the right mood for TTWC :happy:

    :lol: geez MGirl, do you have to announce it to the whole village when you’re ready for entry? have you no shame??

    well, this Monday needs a drink….let me see here…something wenchy…. :whistle:

  28. Sabine says:

    Good morning all. Hi Gracie :kissing: It is awwwwwwwfffffuuuullly quiet here. Waiting for something?

    :whistle:

    Well, I must confess, Frodes aint the only one feeling lazy :sleeping:

  29. Gracie says:

    lazy huh? well….

    :w00t: WAKE UP!!!
    :biggrin: RISE AND SHINE!!!!
    :lol: THIS CRACK AIN’T GONNA WRITE ITSELF YOU KNOW!!!

    *mixes up some ‘Thriller+L.O.V.E.’* here, try this!
    :silly: I had one this morning and i am bouncing off the walls!

  30. EnolaLee says:

    I’m feeling lazy too. It’s Monday, it’s cold, it’s raining… I could go on and on. I want to live somewhere where it’s Friday all the time…and eternal sunshine.

    Oh well, maybe a Prince Royale will help.
    Maybe I will hear the galloping hooves again… Or perhaps if I get really drunk, maybe Prince Michael will actually gallop right into the bar on his white horse and carry me away to fairy tale land.

    Aww. yes… that would be seriously nice.

    *gulps down Prince Royale quickly – and not very ladylike*

    Come and get me.

  31. ladake says:

    Aye… if only weekends were longer than just 2 days!!!

    And where it’s Friday all the time??? Nooooooooooooooo then you’d still have to work. Where it’s Saturday or Sunday all the time would be my wish.

    It’s foggy here too… and I’ve got those Monday blues, but Halloween is almost upon us and It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown comes on tomorrow evening. YEAH!! And I went to a costume party Saturday with 2 Michael Jacksons… Thriller era. Too FUNNY! lol

  32. Gracie says:

    hi E! hearing those galloping hooves yet?
    Hi Ladake! Wish I could send you both some sunshine! :biggrin:

    Ladake, aren’t you here in the East near me? It’s GORGEOUS here right now! I think i did hear clouds moving in later though so we are going out to enjoy a walk while we can. Can you believe I even saw a “Michael” at the Ren Faire? He was in fedora and red shirt….i wanted to tell him ‘no no no..you need the PRINCE Michael costume here!’ :lol:

    thanks for reminding me about the Great Pumpkin! Charlie Brown specials are my favorites! :heart:

  33. EnolaLee says:

    Hey Ladake,

    You’re right.
    I just love the feeling of freedom so much when drive home from work on a Friday afternoon that I forgot it wouldn’t be much fun, if I had to do that everyday… And there would be no weekend either…

    I don’t know what I was thinking. I probably wasn’t thinking. I guess it comes with the territory when you’re blonde… LOL!

    My daughter will be going to a costume party as Thriller Mike.

  34. Sabine says:

    Gracei” :lol: THIS CRACK AIN’T GONNA WRITE ITSELF YOU KNOW!!!

    Ahhh, Gracie, you’re too funny.

    So come on girls, have a drink w/ me. The story is all written you know — the next chapter anyway, I’m just too lazy to write it down!

    I wrote some of it on my work computer, some on a pad, another bit on the back of this paper bag and the rest is in my head, waiting for me to put it all together.

    What can I say? I feel uninspired :sad:

    But that’s nothing a few drinks won’t kick! :w00t: And maybe the Great Pumpkin will help.

    Ladake, do you KNOW how much I love Snoopy? As much as Sabah loves Horton!!!!!! :cheerful:

    Enola, it’s not raining here — it’s actually 70 degrees in November which is great!!!! I think I need some sunshine, that’s what it is! You can virtually have some of NY’s sunshine, if it will make you feel better :smile:

  35. EnolaLee says:

    Hi Gracie!

    *jumps up and down, waving*

  36. EnolaLee says:

    “The story is all written…I’m just too lazy to write it down”

    Sabine, that’s the very thing a true addict does not want to hear.
    BUT, since I am officially back at the CCC today after having been left out in the cold for a few days – and almost died – I will let you get away with it.

    I will even buy you a shot of L.O.V.E.

    :w00t:

  37. ladake says:

    Gracie: hi E! hearing those galloping hooves yet?
    Hi Ladake! Wish I could send you both some sunshine!
    Ladake, aren’t you here in the East near me?It’s GORGEOUS here right now!I think i did hear clouds moving in later though so we are going out to enjoy a walk while we can.Can you believe I even saw a “Michael” at the Ren Faire?He was in fedora and red shirt….i wanted to tell him ‘no no no..you need the PRINCE Michael costume here!’

    I’m in San Antonio this week. It’s foggy and ‘almost’ humid so it feels sticky when you go out But it’s supposed to be 94 degrees today. ECK!!! I don’t like summer weather in the fall.

    thanks for reminding me about the Great Pumpkin!Charlie Brown specials are my favorites!

  38. ladake says:

    Sabine:
    Ladake, do you KNOW how much I love Snoopy?As much as Sabah loves Horton!!!!!!
    Enola, it’s not raining here — it’s actually 70 degrees in November which is great!!!!I think I need some sunshine, that’s what it is!You can virtually have some of NY’s sunshine, if it will make you feel better

    I ADORE Charlie Brown ! I love all the specials… Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Be My Valentine Charlie Brown; all the movies ‘Snoopy Come home’ ‘Race for your Life’ ‘Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown’ …and when they came out with the Cartoon on Nickelodeon..

    It was the cartoon choice of my youth…

    :lol:
    that and Winnie the Pooh and I would be in front of the TV for hours!!!

  39. Gracie says:

    Sabine are you trying to incite a riot with talk like that?? do you WANT us to hunt you down and force you to drink Unleashed and Prince Royales until you write the damn thing down!?!?!?!?!

    :wassat: oh….you do?? well, as they say at the Faire…”Life, alas, is very drear..Up with the glass, down with the beer!” :lol:

    check your email! i just sent you some pics to INSPIRE you!

    Enola I see you jumping around over there! :biggrin:
    I sent you my album too in case you’re interested. Why did you almost die? computer problems??

    *sigh* Charlie Brown and Snoopy… :wub:
    what is it about them? that Christmas special makes me cry every time. :heart:

  40. EnolaLee says:

    Hi Gracie,
    I was lost in a HTTP 404 hell.
    Horrible!

    But Sabine came to the rescue!

    A photo album you say?
    I will check it out right away!

  41. Sabine says:

    We all cried in my house when Snoopy Come Home came on — real genuine tears.

    Ms. Gracie, I’m on my lap top so I haven’t checked the photos but I will when I get home :smile:

  42. ladake says:

    Awww Sabine, you feel uninspired?

    Isn’t that what Aretha said?

    Well, you know what fixed that dontcha??? :lol:

    lol…. what can we do to help?

    I feel like I haven’t read about Michael in ages when I know that is so far from the truth.

  43. ladake says:

    I cried in Snoopy Come Home when he had to leave that little girl in the hospital…. don’t remember her name.

    It’s been so long.

    I also used to have the Snoopy Snow Cone Machine when I was little…. man, good times.

  44. Sabine says:

    Did Aretha say that in a song — girl, I know i”m sounding ignorant right about now. All I’m hearing is “respect” in my head.

    I guess its the bane of every artist’s existence that we are highly emotional and susceptible to our environments. So girl, I just need a huge dose of positivity. I’ve been reading a lot of positive quotes but I put up one that I thought was very funny and very true on the toolbar. There’s always my flower remedies. Every hear about that. It’s the essence of flowers distilled to — I can’t think of them right now, but you take it in drops and they have them for everything that ails you emotionally. It’s called Bach Flower remedies. I’m about to go out and get some sunshine, too. If you can think of any other ideas that would be great!!!

    Ladake: I cried in Snoopy Come Home when he had to leave that little girl in the hospital…. don’t remember her name.

    It’s been so long.

    I also used to have the Snoopy Snow Cone Machine when I was little…. man, good times.

    Meeeeeee tooooooo!!!!! I think I love Snoopy ’cause he was so independent.

  45. ladake says:

    lol

    … Aretha… You Make Me Feel… come on now Sabine, you know that song girl.

    Flower remedies…no, never heard of that. But I’m sure it’s of the same thinking as the energies behind certain essential oils (the smell) and crystals. Also, the 5th Chakra (sky blue), when healthy, governs good communication and creativity.

  46. Sabine says:

    Ahhh, You Make Me Feel — phewwww!!!! They almost took away my Black card!!!!

    The fifth Chakra, thanks Ladake :kissing: . I was working on my heart Chakra this weekend. You know I will tell you this, for an immediate joy, Sponge Bob, Square Pants. I’m watching it now.

    He’s so funny. :lol:

    Yes flower remedies is just like that. Its a flower or combination of flowers distilled to their very essence. You would think it doesn’t/wouldn’t work but it really does.
    I remember I recommended it this guy I was dating. You’re supposed to take a few drops in water or under your tongue. I found this guy guzzling it. It’s this tiny two ounce bottle.

    smh, some people just want a quick fix!!!! :cheerful:

  47. Sabine says:

    Did I show you guys this pic of my son when he was Beetlegeise?

  48. EnolaLee says:

    I love the new flippingbook galleries!

    There’s nothing like Michael in a knitted sweater – he’s just soooo cute.
    Ooooooh, and look at those beautiful, soft and delicious lips…ready to be kissed…begging to be kissed….

    *Looks around to see if anyone’s watching*

    Boy, I’ve just gotta do this…

    *Gives her computer screen a good licking*

  49. Sabine says:

    Thanks Enola. :w00t: What a labor of love — and I”m still working on it. It literally took all night, no sleep!!!! But in the end, it was worth it. He was always so beautiful, with all his changing looks, inside and out.

  50. MartiniGirl says:

    LCC please…
    man I hate it when i can’t sleep

    :blink:

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