15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
*stumbling in*
geeeeeez why can’t I sleep??
I need a LCC to knock me out
I think I am gonna nap right here under the bar till either a prince or a bad boys wakes me up
Helloooooo from Vegas. This is my neice and I, before I spent $40 trying to win back the $30 that I lost :w00t:
Don’t I look happy! :lol: :cheerful:
Not only happy – you look goooood, girl!
:w00t:
Who’s is that sexy mama!?! I love the color red and it looks great on you! Your neice is beautiful…Don’t break too many hearts now. And ummm is that a tattoo I see? I didn’t know you were going to Vegas. You better be having a blast too!
Aw, that’s a sweet picture! :wub: Wow, you look great!!! :happy:
Yeah, is that tattoo on your arm??? :wassat:
How long are y’all staying in Vegas? Is it exciting? :w00t:
Awwwww, lovely Sabine, there you are!! I want to hug you!!
:getlost: Now, i thought you had decided that ‘Ms. OCD’ needed to AVOID the tables !!! tsk, tsk, tsk….
well, glad you are having fun anyway. It’s raining and dreary here in the NorthEast… a perfect day to hang out at the bar so don’t expect there to be a drop of Bad Boy left when you get back :wink:
…or Creamy MIkes…
….or Foreplays….
what a great picture… you look GREAT!
Yeah boss your tattoo looks bigger than I remember seeing or futher down you arm maybe??
good luck on keeping your money!
I love Vegas (been there 6 times) and have only once come back with more than I came with.
Hey guys! You all are too sweettttttt, like candy!!!!!
:kissing:
I’ll be here until Saturday. I blame my kid’s father for leaving me at the casino. WTF — you don’t leave an alchoholic at the bar!!!!!
:lol: :cheerful:
I have some more pics I’ll try to upload them later. WE had dinner at Bobby’s Flay’s Mesa Grill, and I kept thinking about Kit!!!!! :happy:
I here Michael EVERYWHERE — and there’s a dusty impersonator on the street that I want to kick! :pinch:
Okay, we’re off to Sushi buffet!!!!!! Mhmmmmmm
Oh, by the way, yes that IS a tatoo, it’s kinda big I guess, it runs from the inside of my elbow to my wrist!!!!
Awwww, I’m looking at my neice — she’s a doll baby for sure and a very nice girl, too.
Okay, talk to you later !!!!
That means we have to wait until Saturday or probably Sunday for the new TTWC chapter??? :shocked: :pinch: :cwy: :face:
:tongue: :biggrin: Nooo, just kidding, like I said, I really needed to go cold turkey here! I’m I’m straight…for now. :lol:
Looks and sounds like you’re having a great time! Wish you a lot of fun for the remaining two days. And don’t worry, we’re not going to ask you how much money you gambled away there since what happens in Vegas… :tongue: :biggrin:
Oh, by the way, wow, that’s really a big tattoo. I see red and green…what is it??
Aw, the photo is gone, I don’t see it!!! I want to see Sabine’s tattoo!!!
Watcha talkin’ ’bout Willis, the picture is still there!
Here’s some more photos oh, by the way
:w00t: I won $54 on the penny slot machines! Now I’m only down $20!!! Must resist the urge to gamble to win more! :pinch: :getlost:
My tatoo is of a phoenix rising from the flames.
you all look beautiful..
:heart:
I just read this post and wanted to share
http://www.innermichael.com/2010/11/so-what-are-crazy-michael-jackson-fans-really-grieving/
thanks Mgirl :smile: — I’m surprised I don’t have Innermichael as a link down below.
Looks like she’s gone from blogger to her own website. Good for her!!! She has an important message and it looks awesome. I read her first article long ago, and the one you’ve linked, I thought it was this at first, something I read a while ago:
We mourn Michael Jackson so deeply because of his demons By Dr. Jeffrey Lieberman
I could not agree more!!!!!
The Lady who is writing InnerMichael understands what I mean by projection — what I meant by projection, when I wrote the entry wondering if I would write any more; projection and objectification.
“Exploiting people for entertainment and profit . . . . is nothing less than bullying.”
http://breakingnews.michaeljackson.com/ And the milking of Michael continues.
I just wish more people would get that!!!!! :pinch: It’s so frustrating to me sometimes!
All this to do in the States about bullying NOW when all along we’ve been bullying people like crazy! :angry:
“A lot of people feel like they know him or knew him. He grew up in the public eye, which means for a lot of people who watched him from the Jackson 5 on, there’s a sense of history and mourning for the child that was and is now gone. On the other side of this coin is a feeling of collective guilt that the very fact of having all the people watching him from such a young age is what made him become so strange. Call it the Observer Effect Theory of Michael Jackson. The society – and therefore each of his individual fans – is responsible for what happened to him.”
That was another blogger theorizing why were were grieving so hard for Michael.
And what about the lies, though?
All the lies, lies and more lies oh, and by the way, speaking of lies, check out this site, gotta love it :heart:
“As I did further research, I found that Tatiana Thumbtzen’s lies were constant; that her story was inconsistent. Tatiana makes it sound as though she and Michael had a romance that was interrupted by his management. She says that it was Michael’s manager who fired her, when in reality it was Michael himself.”
“Through my research, I concluded that Tatiana is nothing more than an obsessed, illogical, and immature person that wanted to believe that she and Michael had a relationship, except it was just a made up story; she was in the Bad tour for only 1 week, doing only two cities, which were Kansas City, MI, and New York City”
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/ark
I really shouldn’t laugh :lol: but I can’t help hoping, perhaps after it’s broken down in plain simple english more more people will understand — can understand.
But I guess it’s as Jesus says:
Matthew 13:13 Therefore speak I to them in parables; because seeing they see not, and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.
Am I the only one who wants to stick my fingers in my ears and go “lalalalalalalalala” so I can’t hear the noice from the Jackson/media circus these days?
Sheesh…
I’m going to have a drink. Maybe it can away away the unpleasant taste of unnescessary drama…
Give me some of the Force, please!
I meant WASH AWAY – not away away…
Sorry! Must be the aftershock of last nights red wine… :blush:
away, away sounds perfect :lol: Sounds like shoo, shoo :cheerful:
I don’t even plan to watch Oprah, I’ll catch all the gorey highlights afterward. Coming home tomorrow morning!!!! and guess what I have in my bag????? :whistle:
A new chapter hopefully!
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OOOOOO Sabine, you’re bringing us presents?!?!? Is it “My Crack Dealer Went to Vegas and All I Got Was This Lousy Tshirt” shirts for everyone??? :lol:
Have a safe trip sweetie!! :heart:
Enola, I am next to you with my fingers in my ears! lalalalalalalal….
LOL!
Back on the East coast safe and side, thank the lord. :angel: I caught some of Janet’s interview on Larry King while waiting for my connecting flight — took the red eye so you know I’m jet lagged like a mother — she looks sooooo beautiful and very much like Michael.
She didn’t really say much of anything, which is what I guess Hollywood calls a “good interview”.
Hmmm, interesting petition from MJ fans – I agree with some of what they say, but the approach is a bit intrusive and overbearing. Plus, I don’t think Katherine is a victim.
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/22s
Aw, that’s good Gracie. We make a fine choir.
But listen, you promised me…ugh!
*yells*
GRACIE! Will you be quiet and get those fingers out of your ears for just 5 seconds!!
Girl, you promised me a recipe, remember?
When you’re done lalalalalala-ing – do you think you can find it for me? There no hurry since I’m not going to use the recipe until November 20, but I just love the idea of trying a turkey recipe from you so much I cannot wait to get it!
Much love from your little Danish friend
– and now you may continue lalalalala-ing.
:wub:
Welcome home Sabine!!
Where’s my t-shirt?
E, I didn’t forget your turkey…i can’t find the damn thing so i finally called my stepmother who gave it to me and she’s sending me another copy. I’ll get it probably Tuesday. This one marinates for 3 days before you roast it!
So, i’m curious, do you actually a Thanksgivingish holiday over there or are you just wanting an excuse to make a turkey??
No, we Danes do not celebrate Thanksgiving. It’s just me I guess…
I do have American relatives, but most of all I am just looking for an excuse to cook something delicious.
I LOVE to cook.
Marinating the bird for three days before roasting…wow…I can almost smell it already.
:w00t:
Glad there’s once again only 5/6 hours between us and not 8! :smile:
Wow, that IS a big tattoo but I like the Phoenix and what it stands for…
Is that your daughter in the first picture? She turned 18, right?
P.S. LOOOOOOOOL at the gif! :lol: :lol: :silly: :lol:
:sleeping: Yawwwwwwn!!!!! Why does a person hit you w/ bad news at the airport? I had a friend pick me up in my car, he was gracious enough to do so, but text me while I’m on the plane to say my check engine light is on.
I don’t care! Not while I’m on the damn plane! :pinch:
Cherry, my daughter is the wanna be princess in the tiara. :lol:
Eight hours, six hours, girl , Idon’t know what time it is anymore!!!!
Momma Gracie that recipe sounds divine!!!!!!!! I can see the meat sliding off the knife!!!!
Sorry for the yelling, but it’s impossible to talk with so many people running around yelling MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! :lol:
:whistle:
Oh did I tell you guys about my BIG WIN in Las Vegas? Omg! I’m going to put up a picture in a few. But before I do, life calls!
sigh
*laying my head down on the bar*
give me something strong – goodness – I just wanna cry
I woke up outta a deep sleep and came right to my laptop to hear the new single
god I almost couldn’t finish listening to it…
(sorry if you don’t agree) but that was awful – there is no way that is him – that voice is so not full of life – so not full of the love, so not full of Michael… and if it is him, I don’t know what to think – was he so unhappy that his once beautiful emotionally voice came out as flat, lifeless and soulless??
Please someone, anyone tell me what you think – give me a reason to think otherwise
oh… :cwy:
gimme the hit – golden bad boy crack… I need go back to bed
Here this will cheer you up:
Now this, THIS is Michael!!! Funny, when you hear Michael, uncut, unmanufactured, there’s a feeling in your stomach or right in your heart, right — his voice is that amazing.
that OTHER song is just the studio trying to manufacture Michael.
Now who is that, is that you in your new AV? I can’t see it clearly. But it looks good! :heart:
I feel the same way about the song. :sad: I like it per se but it doesn’t sound like MIchael’s voice singing, not really. I mean, I know that if they only had a demo version of it they had to edit it into a real song so I still haven’t given up on the hope that it is him. I mean, how embarssing would it be for Sony and everybody involved if this was not Michael!!! :wassat: :ermm: So many people I know have the same impression and feeling, we would like to rejoice here but we can’t! I actually hope that somebody will address this again. I mean, how can they release an entire album calling it Michael when it’s not Michael on the inside???
Ugh! :pinch: :face:
Did you guys read what Taryll wrote:
to all the mj fans… regarding the song “breaking news” i am so sorry you have to deal with this. my uncle loved you so much and would not want it this way. However there are songs that ARE my uncle singing on the upcoming album and I will support those 100% But I will not support “Breaking News” and a few others because it simply is not him. They tried to fool me and they tried to fool you. I told them it would never happen. I am shocked that things have gotten this far. This is ridiculous. I was at the studio when these questionable files were delivered. I heard these “so-called” Michael Jackson songs raw and without the distraction of the well produced music by Teddy Riley. How they constructed these songs is very sneaky and sly. many people who have worked on this project either have strong doubts and questions while others KNOW the truth yet decided to turn and look the other way with their hands out for $$$. I will NEVER look the other way. Right is Right, Truth is Truth, Facts are Facts and it will all come out!!! I tried so hard to prevent this craziness, but they wouldn’t listen. I KNOW my Uncle’s voice and something’s seriously wrong when you have immediate FAMILY saying it’s not him. Don’t you have to wonder why? I have strong, undeniable points. They can’t give me answers, yet continue to move forward with lies and deception. Sounding like Michael Jackson and BEING Michael Jackson are two different things.
“If you know it’s a lie then you will swear it, If you give it with guilt then you will bear it, If it’s taking a chance then you will dare it… you would do anything for money”
If you question the validity of a professional photo you can ask the photographer for more pictures from that photo shoot. If it is authentic the photographer will turn over different shots. Some with different poses, some even with eyes closed. I questioned the validity of the vocal’s on “breaking news” and several other songs of theirs that I’ve heard and they told me no other takes or tracks exist. They claim my uncle was so happy with the performance he instructed them to delete all the other files. I had the honor to learn and watch my uncle record my entire life and that is NOT how he worked. No outtakes, no other tracks, no backups, no proof. roughly 10 songs they turned in… same story for all of them. I asked for the computer it was created on… they said it broke. I asked for the original hard drive… they said it was destroyed. One dubious excuse after another.
So some of the songs really ARE Michael, thank God!!! Seems like this is really all about the Cascio songs then…
Oh boss.. I can’t see the video… darn it.
I will be back later – I just wanted to check in and see what everyone else thought
What scares me – is that if it is Michael – then it does not sound like something he would want released.. I’m gonna listen again – one more time – and see how I feel.
That is ME in my new avi – a friend sent me this last night.. so HAPPY! I finally got a recent picture of me that I don’t look like Justin Bieber and you can see my tattoo.. send a link later – speaking of pictures – I love all the pictures from Vegas.. everyone looked so good!
Okay I must go! Happy day addicts..
I wanted so badly to be happy today. It was supposed to be a day of celebration, but I cannot even bring myself to smile. My brain tells me it must be Michael, it’s the only thing that makes sense – although he’s overproduced and overprocessed beyond recognition… But my heart says…no. There’s nothing there, when I listen to it. Yes, it’s a good song, but there’s no magic, no spark and no love… I am sorry to say it, I really am.
God, I hate the people who started this controvercy for making me doubt, but most of all I hate myself for doubting, for even listening to those people… and for letting Michael down.
I want to believe it’s him. I really do. I just… ugh!
:cwy: :cwy: :cwy: :cwy: :cwy:
c’mere E – have a drink with me…
I am having a double.
Hi M,
A double sounds just right on a day like this.
here you go honey… double golden boy for you.. and a double bad boy for me..
Here is my avi bigger…
http://martinigirl.smugmug.com/2010/SummerFun/summer-girls-night/1081723913_k2H3F-M.jpg
hey girls…i’m not alone then….*sigh* i wanted so badly to feel the magic, but the magic is not there.
any Bad Boy left??
Why? Why when they have “hold my Hand” and the other song with Lenny Kravitz that people already WANT to hear would they release this one first? It seems like they did it just for publicity becuase they knew there would be controversy. Just like the timing of LMP and Katherine and fam doing Oprah…all part of the machine. makes me wanna scream!
oh, SAbine, I know i said i would do Oprah this time but I can’t be home..sorry (kinda) :sad:
i’ll catch up later like everyone else.
MGirl loving your avi! Why the hell would you think you look like Justin Bieber???
Hey girls.
I personally think the expectation level was so high amongst fans that they were bound to be disappointed. I’ve read comments like “Michael is back” in regards to the ucoming album.
The truth is no amount of highly manufactured songs are going to bring this man back.
I’d rather Michael be living quietly in Ireland never producing another song than to have him gone and have Sony raiding his vaults for unfinished songs. Why?
Because they want to preserve Michael’s legacy and keep his voice alive.
no.
Because they want to make money.
That is what this is about, what it’s always been about.
None of these songs that will be released are songs that Michael would have CHOSEN to release in the state that they are. If so, he would have.
And that’s the hard cold truth.
Sooooo Gracie has abandoned me to watch Oprah by myself. Geeee, thanks Gracie! :pinch:
So far so — sometimes Katherine laughs and I don’t know why she’s laughing, probably ’cause she doesn’t want to cry.
How could she NOT know what Michael did to change his color to one color so he wouldn’t be spotted. Shamone, Katherine.
Now I’m watching Oprah, against my better judgment. Here’s my minute by minute take on it!
The first fifteen minutes were interesting. Katherine seems to be laughing so she won’t cry. She says she didn’t know how Michael covered up his Vitiligo changes. Shamone Katherine, how could you NOT know? Did you ask?
The part when she explains how the children and herself reacted to the news of MIchael’s death is heart breaking. I just can’t imagine. My heart breaks for her.
Now when Oprah has the NERVE to ask Katherine if she ever FOR ONE MINUTE believed Michael was guilty of the charges, God, I don’t know how Katherine sat there with a straight face. Oprah has SOME nerve.
I had no words. And she seems to be most interested in talking about how much drugs Michael might or might not have taken, not how he suffered from being falsely accused all his life. How much he hurt for how the media treated him..
You know, Katherine is just that old school mom who has no idea how to deal with emotions and tragedy but to just try to get past it and ignore it. She kept apologizing for crying and even said she is mad at herself because she can’t stop thinking about him.
Katherine, of course you’re going to think about him all day and every day, that’s part of your grieving. I just want to give her a big hug, but she’s probably the type of woman that would shoo you away and tell you she’s okay.
It’s funny, she said Paris was very emotional, and then in the next breath so strong. Then she said how she has pictures all over her wall and she doesn’t know how she’s able to look at it without crying. See, some how in Katherine’s mind, being strong means being non-emotional but she says that Paris is emotional and strong — maybe she wishes she was like that.
Funny, also she talks about not liking that Michael veiled the children well, I don’t think she gets that part — which is why she’d have them on the show. I don’t think any of the Jacksons are prepared to recognize their role in the suffering that Michael endured.
Katherine and Joseph *sigh* — now let me say, part of me likes Katherine. I really do. She’s funny. I love when she tells Joseph to stop bs-ing and just admit the truth, that he beat those kids. But they deny ever divorcing — I guess they’re proud they managed to stay “together” all these years. Oprah asks what Joseph likes about Katherine and he says she’s a good woman and without missing a beat launches into what he doesn’t like about her — that she’s too much like Michael; too trusting.
But here again we see a break with reality as Joseph says he never beat the kids, and then says, yeah, I beat them but it was good cause it kept them out of trouble — none of the kids ever went to jail; that he kept them outta trouble.
^rubbish^ Um, no that’s not true. Michael went to jail. Randy went to jail for beating up his girlfriend. The whole family is just in denial.
The visit with the kids — no words.
I have no idea why the whole freakin’ family had to introduce themselves; why they all claimed to sing and dance and act, when they dont’ have an ounce of talent. Sorry but that’s my thoughts.
I think Michael’s kids are well mannered and have been raised well, despite everyone wanting to take shots at Michael’s sheltering of them. Michael had good reason to shelter them from the world and from his family, IMO.
Okay seven more minutes . . . .
Paris says “Michael was just a regular Dad except he was the BEST Dad”
:wub: :wub: :wub: — awwwww.
Lol at Michael walking the beach w/ the kids and they’re eating Snickers, Skittles and drinking soda in the morning — I guess that’s why Paris said he was the best cook. :lol: :cheerful:
so it’s over — all in all, I dont’ think it was a horrible interview. I still wish Katherine had never done it WITH Oprah.
Oh, by the way, Prince at one point, stretches his arms over his head, and he DOES have vitiligo, all over the top of his arm. It’s more than what we saw in that picture of him on the beach. The only difference is because he is lighter, it’s not as jarring or apparent.
hey Sabine, thanks for the play by play…sorry i abandoned you for my son’s guitar lesson. i’m glad to hear it wasn’t awful. I think you pegged Katherine right…she seems just like my mom when it comes to emotions.
i think u are right on about the album too…it’s IMPOSSIBLE for it to be what we want, to have Michael’s magic, because Michael is gone. Nothing will fill that void for us. The people involved fill their pockets and that’s all they want.
Awww, guitar lessons are more important, as you well know! :tongue:
Katherine and Joseph, old school all the way. And yes, Michael is gone. Part of this place and what we’re all trying to do is keep him alive. We will succeed in some ways, but I think the best source of his magic is what he left us — what he put 110% of his heart and soul into, and not what other people try to piece together to make a profit.
Other people will put together beautiful tributes and commemorations. I’d like to think this place is one of them. The Cirque de Soliel looks so great.
But rushed musical mish moshes of demos and samples, nahhhh, I’m not interested in hearing that.
IN case you guys missed it, here is parts one two and three:
Mgirl, why am i just now seeing the link for your AV!?!?!
Love that art on your arm, looks like it hurt like a beyotch, though!!!! It’s a really cute pic!
oh, here’s for laughs:
The people at Sony must be smoking some REAL Crack :lol:
ARt which Michael purchased before he died:
http://www.whelanartgalleries.com/
ohhhhh thanks for that version boss.
yeah it kinda hurt in some places – but I dunno what you are are talking about – your tat is just like mine – but more on the underside of your arm…
ummmmm okay HELLO can you holy mother OUCH – I still can’t believe you brought a book with you…. you must have had brewed up your first official supply of LCC!
Hey ya’ll — For all those who want to really hear Michael:
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/h1y
If you can stomach the annoying shameful plug of the yahoo.com account, you can hear a little bit of three of the new songs. I also put up a link to download the snippets on the tool bar.
Yeah, Mgirl, my tatoo hurt like hell!!! But it made me feel hella strong afterwards.
Whatcha talkin’ about Wilis, I read it three times but couldn’t get what you meant!
Helllllloo my addicts. Would you like to see a book come to life?
Not my book, at least not yet, but Neil Gaiman’s The Price, a young and aspiring director would like to fund his project.
Frodes, if you’re lurking, and you have it, maybe you might want to send a few dollars his way since you’re a film buff like me :wub:
. The project only get’s funded if they meet their goal, and he’s a quarter of the way there, so there’s nothing to really lose.
Here’s the link:
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/ocr
I love to see someone’s dreams come true!
Has everyone read Sony’s statement about Breaking News?
http://165.140.70.174/~cobracra/467
I think Sony was very shortsighted and pretty dumb to include that song on the album when there was any question as to whether it was Michael’s voice.
The bottom line is that song was not finished, and they hired a bunch of people to come in and finish it. How can they say it’s 100% Michael’s voice?
If someone took a draft of a story I wrote, and got a bunch of people to fill in the gaps and then released it and called it MY story, how outrageous would that be?
It’s not my story any more. It’s a compilation — a little of me and a lot of everyone else. I, personally, would be pissed. :angry:
Sony should remove all Cascio songs from the album — my opinion. They should be released as is, as demos or unfinished tracks.
By the way, not everyone agrees with Sony’s statement:
Hey Sabine :) I haven’t listened to breaking news, I don’t think I will now that people are questioning songs on the upcoming album, I really don’t know what to say about it. BUT! Honestly The Jackson family really doesn’t have a say in this you know why? WHO SIGNED THE 250 million 7 year contract with Sony!!!!!????!!! Tell me who???? The estate right? Who’s running the estate? The two executor’s John Branca and John Mcclain right??? When you sign a contract you better read that document thoroughly. This is exactly what Michael did….Michael signed a contract to do concerts NO ONE was obviously advising him properly a 50 year old man doing 50 concerts and in poor health WTF….Was a 50 million dollar contract worth him going into cardiac over?? That pisses me the eff off . Seriously anything w/ Michael Jackson’s name attached to it is going to sell. Sony isn’t the only ones trying to make a dollar off of Michael. It’s truly sad. I’m honestly glad he’s not here to witness all of this. I won’t go there with Orprah I’m going to leave that one alone. WE ALL KNOW Michael wouldn’t have wanted his children on Oprah end of story.
Oh and BTW you’re daughter is beautiful and your son his so handsome….Sabine I hope you had a blast girl. Awesome tattoo! I’m too chicken to get inked yet I don’t know maybe one day. Oh! and I’m loving the new front page picture HOTTNESS! Umm he does look a little like Randy in that pic too.