15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
okay… I have my LOVE shot in hand!
First you must know that prior to all this happening I hated the stupid ring tones everyone had and it annoyed me to no end… and I was pretty clear about it.
So last summer when I was having a really a bad day my assistant changed my ring tone to Dirty Diana – and of course I loved it and had people calling me all the time.
So I changed my voice mail to say something like…
hi, you have reached Cheryl’s cell phone. Thanks so much for calling me, so I could hear my sexy ring tone – could you please call me back so I can take your call and if you get my voice message again I really am not available, so leave me a message and I will call you back.
Needless to say my hubby got annoyed as I have call display and I would make him call me 2 or 3 times…
But the best one was last fall/winter, when I changed my ring tone to OTW.
It was a day or two after and we were at the Depot shopping and he was looking at saws and drills or something and I was in the flooring section.
When we met up about a half hour later at the exit – he looked really ticked for some reason – but I was all smiles and very giddy!
I am like, hey babe – did you hear the music they were playing, they were playing Michael in the store!
He looks at me like I am total retread and says – you idiot, they are not playing Michael in the store. I have been calling you for the last 15 minutes – pick up your phone!
I am such a loser.
Yup… let’s drink!
:lol: LOL Martini, you are a nut!
Thanks for that…i needed the laugh and now i feel a teensy bit better about not being able to post pictures!
*clinks glasses with MartiniGirl*
Here’s to brilliant women everywhere!
OK, catching with the convo now….
Sabine, thank you so much for explaining why black athletes excel, that is something concrete that he can understand. I know, isn’t it so ironic that my lil white boy wishes he could be black? It is actually difficult for him to understand how different things were even just 25 years ago and why Michael’s accomplishments are such a big deal.
Honey, it breaks my heart to think of you having to leave your babies…we have had some really tough times financially here but always every day I thank God that I have this beautiful family and that i can be here for them. No career status, big house, fancy clothes or vacations could ever make up for the loss i would feel if i was not able to be here. I think the accomplishment of the “boomer” generation of women was that it’s acceptable for women to have a career, but I can clearly remember having a conversation with a close friendly shortly after having our first children and saying..”noone told us about this…they made us think that we had to work to be worth something but they didn’t tell us how hard it would be ” I think the legacy of our generation is that it becomes acceptable and just as honorable for a woman to choose to devote herself to her family as to have a career if that is her choice.
hehehe – it was like the extendo version of off the wall… except it was the same 30 second loop and I never noticed… I just kept singing /humming – when the world is on your shoulder
I totally forgot that I changed it after hearing DD for a few months – I didn’t realize it was my phone.. and I took it off vibrate – coz that only got me in trouble… hehe
oh honey pie… I have stories upon stories of my retreadiness…. one day when I have a few in me I will share some jokes that I have told in the past that I roll on the floor with… and my hubby just looks at me like he wonders why he is still married to me…
cheers wonder mommie…
Okay I had to say in a separate reply, Gracie !!!! It’s Wow, Wow Wubsey — I only know ’cause my neice LOVES her!!!! You are so good! I want some of that cake.
Martinigirl, OMG, you have me cracking up over here!!!!! LOL! :lol:
good morning my lovelies…
Drink? I need to start with somthing energetic…
*sneaking a peek at da menu*
Dessert? (ha-ha I crack myself up!)
Ms. Sabine – what happen to the post from last night?
I saw it just before bed – but was too tired to read it – and was gonna take a look this morning with my coffee….
Hey MGirl! I had a few SPAM posts and deleted them, I must have deleted it by mistake! How are you this morning?
I woke up a 5:30 a.m. with a light bulb over my head!!!!
Ah-ha!
I was worried I was imaging things. Which is not unusual at my age.
I will need to print it so I can take it all in… it looked really interesting to read.
Me? Oh I am super fabulous – how would you be my queen?
A light bulb eh?
Girl, now don’t bet getting me all a flutter in my business attire…. MGirl needs to make this place happen today – so I can’t be jonesing on my two favourite men… (Well I can, but then I am too nice to the staff!)
*grabbing my FORCE and heading out for a bit*
Happy Tuesday Addicts!
(Oh crap Gracie… I wanted to respond to your post – but I gotta run… catch you at nap time maybe!)
hi girls…another lovely spring day! I just love this time of year! We were just out for a walk and the cherry tree blossoms are falling so it’s like pink snow! Enchanting!!
Sabine, I came back to read your article too but it poofed, i hope you put it back up somewhere…
This is me today… :wub: :cwy: :wub: :cwy: …cuz it’s my baby’s birthday….this always gets to me!
I’ve been poring over her photos from the last 2 years and wondering as always where the time went….”like sands through the hourglass….so are the days of our lives…” :lol: does anyone else remember that one? it just popped into my head!
I have a pretty busy day so i’m having a few shots of L.O.V.E. this morning. Hope everyone has a wonderful day! :smile:
Hi girls!!! Gracie, honey, be happy that she’s growing up healthy, happy and surrounded by a loving family, and with you there to see it!
You handsome, yeah you, the one supported onto the speakers, one Creamy Sabah for me (whoa, new delight, the more sugar in it the more I like it… LOL). Quick and take away please because I gotta run!
(See you later!)
I DONT CARE WHAT era CM or PM is in as long as the keep unleshing the COBRA and biting the lips any ERA wwill do for me *wink* :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :wink: :angel: :whistle: :whistle:
*lets out a sigh*
Hi, I’m back.
I’ve tried to stay away from the CCC for some days. I thought it might do me some good to do without Michael for a few days. I felt like little Michaels (from all eras) were running around in my brain, getting in the way of more serious thinking.
How stupid of me – I should have known that I would end up singing the blues without my daily fix of MJ. And there’s more… I had a weird dream last night. He was a cute little brown eyed boy again and I was his mother. Come on! It’s far out even by my standards…
The way I see it, I am left with two options:
1. Fight it and go into therapy. (And be miserable for the rest of my life)
2. Give up and make sure I get my daily fix to stay at least somewhat sane.
Hmmm, what will it be?
Hmmm…
I highly recommend you go with option # 2 and a LOVE shot!
hehehe what’s wrong with you girl… :tongue:
Enola….
:w00t: :shocked: You tried to do WHAT!!!…You tried to kick the habit, WHY!!! Why would you want to do that???
Girl I must commend your confidence and and effort to try though!
Here are double Golden Boys from my side……
But there is some form of punishment in order here for trying to leave us…..Who here agrees with me. We are all on this wonderful train journey TOGETHA!!!!! NOWAY HOSEY!!! NOBODY AIN’T LEAVING. I stayed away for almost one day, cuz I wasn’t feeling well, and I went nuts.
:devil: This is like a cult now
OH by the way beautiful dream, I find if I don’t get my daily dose of Michael I start having dreams of him also.
hey girls, looks like everyone else is busy today too…I just had a lull so came by for a drink…
hmmm…does anyone else get excited when we don’t hear from Sabine for a while? She can’t be in labor again already can she?????
Dear Enola…just accept it honey…shy would you want to live a life devoid of Michael anyway?? that would be like a life with no sunshine. honestly, i’ve gone a few days here and there when i’m just too busy, but it’s much more fun when i get to pop in a few times a day!!
now a punishment for desertion…hmmmm…how about we force her to watch Moonwalker over in the movie room for 24 hours straight while drinking the whole menu from top to bottom!! :w00t:
That’ll fix her!!
Sabine may not be in labor all the time…
:wub: But I doubt there is a moment when she isn’t pregnant with ideas….there are always new stories in the making taking shape, and when they are ready they come out!!
*stares at Michael’s picture*
To be, or not to be on the CCC, that’s the question…
MartiniGirl,
I’m a control freak. This site makes me lose control. Does that answer your question? :wink:
Ahhh never mind, I’ll go for option # 2.
Please bear with me. Seriously, I’m having a hard time accepting that I’m totally addicted. I can’t help thinking that I don’t have a life, since I like spending so much time in here. I know deep inside that I do have a life, a family, a career…but still…well, I’m confused, that’s all.
Hey, did anyone say a L.O.V.E. shot? :w00t:
Gracie,
Watch Moonwalker for 24 hours straight?
How do you know I have not done that already?
:w00t:
Enola….this might come as a surprise to you but you were addicted a long time ago, even before CCC.
As for being a control freak…..girl I can give you some serious competition in that department, believe me its no use, and I wouldn’t look at just a beautiful thing as losing control. If someone loves God and worships daily, and regularly visits their place of worship like a church, does that mean you have no control??? No it just means you have profound faith and love for a particular thing that’s all. Michael is something like that, and music by my standards is no means an addiction, its food for the soul, and Sabine’s stories are like those books “Chicken Soup for The Soul”, they warm you all over.
:smile: I passed you a couple of Golden Boys….did you get those?
all I am saying is Sabine is due…. She she work up with a light bulb over her head?
I expect she is in labour.. That is my story and I am sticking to it.
I need more to drink.
Sonia,
Yeah I got the Golden Boys.. can’t you see I’m dancing?
…and thanks for the “Chicken Soup for the Soul” speech as well… :heart:
No seriously, thanks for your support.
HA!
I swear I don’t know how I run a business office with the language and grammar I use when I am on the CRACK!
I think I need to take a leave of absense!
Even I don’t know what I am trying to say half the time.
:blink:
Well MartiniGirl…
Then I better pass you a nice virgin Prince Michael…((passing a Prince Michael))
:wub: CHEERS
:wassat: How many times I’ve caught myself tending the bar when Sabine isn’t here….why is that??? I guess L.O.V.E. just makes me do it.
well it really is suppose to be me tending bar – but I can’t even attend to my mouth..
Hmmm a virgin Prince.. my favourite…
now pass me the rowdy Cowboy.. I think I can handle it!
:lol:
:biggrin:
:lol:
Hey Girls!!!!! Enola, Gracie, Martinigirl, Annie — I’ve got my site on some kind of spam rotation ugh!!!
:ermm: I think it’s time
*nailing sign on the wall*
:pinch: To remind you girls *bang, bang, bang*
:angry: Of the DISCLAIMER *BANG*
On the bottom of the page *standing back to look at my handiwork*
There! It’s up on top now.
You can’t kick the habit! You were all warned so I don’t feel guilty at all. Michael alone is addictive enough. But Michael plus fantasy!!!!
Really girls!
Enola, repeat after me three times:
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CONTROL.
Seriously, there isn’t. By that I mean control over others, over circumstances, events. The only control we have is over our ownselves, our thoughts — which is how we perceive the world.
:wink: Everything else we do only serves to frustrate us for no reason.
You know, when I have moments like that what I do. I stop, and I really try to STAY in the moment. I think to myself, this is my child now. Look at her/him. She is so beautiful, lively (et cetera) in a few months I am going to remember this moment! I am going to think back to the time when the trees were in bloom; how beautiful it was, how excited I was to share her birthday. I just try to drink in everything around me, to capture it.
Two very good quotes:
When I am anxious it is because I am living in the future. When I am depressed it is because I am living in the past.
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift
That’s Why We Call it the Present
~Authors Unknown
what do we have that is fruity and light?
*shining a glass with a rag*
Um, let’s see, you can try the Mabha, that’s a good one.
Um, how about Holoma’s Soup — ah, yeah, there’s the baby thing — okay scratch that.
*Pulls out an ice cold bottle of Sangre*
Here you go. Got a lil Michael in it — it’s put some pep in your step! :smile:
:tongue: Mmmm….the new Creamy Sabah is looking ((yummy)) another new item.
Sabine this bar is starting to sound so good, I’m not sure if its just a bar anymore, it almost good enough to pass for a bar/restaurant. I wouldn’t mind having dinner in here at the end of the day, LOL! How about a few food items, something to go along with those drinks??
:wub: But I will definitely take a Prince Michael along with a chocolate Mike for now!
Creamy Sabah is Annie’s creation :wub:
Isn’t it divine!!!!!
Did you look at the description? :lol:
I was thinking of some food — we’ll see. Only Micheal’s favorites of course!
*stretch*
offee… I need offeeeee
You read my mind Sabine…
I love Mexican food and I think Michael also loved it, along with spicy things, I’m not sure.
Morning to all the ladies
:tongue: I’ll start off with nice refreshing Prince Michael and a chocolate covered Mike
Hmmm, you guys are up early . . .
:cheerful: loooking for something?
:whistle:
AH-CHOO!!!! *sniffle sniffle*
morning girls…allergy season has arrived at my house….UGH! :blink: runny nose, itchy eyes… there must be something at the bar that can fix me!! I will jsut grab my box of tissues and keep drinking til i find the right one..
oh dear Sabine…so innocent this morning aren’t we? you are such a tease!
I am feeling so GOOOOODDDDD this morning!!!
This was my daily affirmation:
My thoughts are powerful
My thinking Clear!
And my heart open and loving!
I think a lot of people are going to benefit from this today! :heart:
Love you guys
*slipping back into my writing room*
*looking around*
Who us? What on earth would we be looking for?
I mean I can’t speak for the others but this is my usual morning stop… *transmitting subliminal message….. Cowboy MIKE to say hello and wave to the girl – I can’t believe * kissing Sabah’s neck… transmission complete* YOU would think that we are looking for something!
You have hurt my one feeling Sabine…. I for one am completely crushed!
:cheerful: Benefit… Does that mean we are in for a treat or surprise today?? Other than a new chapter.
oh mommy Gracie…
bless you!
What is for lunch today?
:lol: Or am I asking for too much….Yeah what could else could we possibly be looking for.
Girls, girls, girl…I can’t believe you ( we) are falling for this!! (having drunk her way down to The Force in an attempt to find a cure for hayfever, Grace is a bit drunk and paranoid) She’s just playing with us and our addictions, this is the modus operandi of the crack dealer! you see, she wants us to THINK there may be more high-grade stuff on the way so we hang around here drooling and drinking waiting for her to feed us! don’t get sucked in to her vortex of Cobra Crack Addiction!….Rage Rage against the dying of the light!….
*schloop!* (Grace falls into the vortex with her tissue box quoting poetry the whole way down)
Hello!!! One “PM’s Pure” for me… I love to be “talking” smoke the rest of the afternoon – LOL
Gracie, poor baby, I understand you, I too have allergy and when it hits, it’s horrible. LOL @ MGirl asking you for lunch, are you going to prepare us something? After the sight of that delicious cake… *batting lashes*
Sabine, you already are benefiting a lot of people, girl! And the new drink is only your creation, I only happened to come across one pic and sent it to you and… voilà!
Sonia, food, YES! But I’m afraid that if we don’t have to leave the bar even for eating now, we’re going to be living here for real! It’s going to be like a “MJ Big Brother”… ugh!!!
:w00t: ANNIE….OMG, I must be really drunk today
You just gave a super idea.
HOUSE!!! Now why can’t we all live here???
You know have a room that is like Michael’s NeverLand Home….just like coming home at the end of the day, opening the door, putting your stuff down on the counter and just walking into the living room find Michael watching cartoons, plop down beside him on the sofa and be like ‘hey Michael watcha watching??” and then go to the kitchen and cook dinner together! I bet if I had the chance in real life to cook with Michael in the kitchen it would have be super fun!
:heart: “The home Room”…not a bad idea Annie! HOME SWEET HOME!
Hi everybody!
Say, did I hear someone mention a new chapter?
Winter seems to have returned for a few days, so I would definitely love a new chapter. Preferably with a lot of hot stuff in order to make my blood run faster through my veins!
Until then I’ll go for a Chocolate Covered Mike and a Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate.
(I have a craving for chocolate when I’m cold.)
Sabine….better hurry up with whatever you have in store
:wub: CHEERS LADIES! ((Stumbling drunk of Da Bar)) laterz!
:heart:
Sonia,
Cook with Michael in The Home Room?
Yes, yes, yes! :w00t:
Does he need to wear more than just an apron? :devil:
Okay *stretch yawn*
Who is ready for the Cobra?
:lol: I got that line frm Couples Retreat, the guy says Who is Ready for the Yoga, with his thick spanish accent — it’s so funny!
OMG!!! Enola!
:blush: We can just make him wear a tight underwear, and single bow tie around his neck, uh that’s about it!!!
Hi Sabine,
Since I’ve come to the conclusion that self-control is no longer present in my life, I’m always ready for Da Cobra!
:lol:
Sonia, guess what?
You’ve just made my day.
*smiles from ear to ear*
Did I hear… ready for the Cobra? (read this with REAL spanish accent – LOL)
OMG Annie I loved that little GIF! …and I tried them all but there appears to be no cure for hayfever but once you are drunk enough you don’t mind it so much :wink:
I heard the magic word…COBRA!!
hmmm…i can picture Michael in just one of those “Kiss the Cook ” aprons *sigh*….
wow…it’s really bad in here today Sabine…this is like a dealer’s dream! bunch of desperate, cold, runny-nosed addicts looking for a little ‘escapism’….
oh BTW MartiniGirl, as much as i love to bake cakes and cookies and breads and stuff, lunchtime around here is maybe a PBJ or grilled cheese and a glass of milk, i MIGHT heat up a can of soup if i’m feeling extra generous! LOL! I think I have some cream of potato in the cupboard if you’re coming over….