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15 Mar 2010

Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Bar Room, GIFs Pictures, Michael Jackson 5,390 Comments

 

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want?  You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!

[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]

Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll  see about putting it on the menu!!!!

Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room.   :silly:   :cheerful:   Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!

After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!

N O W   S E R V I N G :

Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’

MENU LIST:

N E W  ON  THE  M E N U!:

 

DDD, also served by the bottle

 

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA:  Some of you addicts have been pretending.  And it’s really not necessary.  When you come into the bar, have a seat.  Your drink has already been prepared.  We’ll even serve you the bottle.  After all, it’s got your name on it.   :yes: :alien:      

Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots.  We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!


Bad Boy Shot

THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at  CCC already know that’s not all you want.  Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.

:pouty:     :sick:   Warning  (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

MJ, Too

 MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE!  We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow.  :whistle:

 

A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

A Wet Sabah:  Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:

CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY

MS. CHASTITY:  Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.

Unleashed

UNLEASHED:   Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED.  We were there.  We captured it.  We bottled it.  Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack™

Liquid CobraCrack ™

LIQUID COBRACRACK There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days!   Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod.  Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie.  Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now.  But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!

Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™.  Stock up now while supplies last.  Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand.  Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.

MINTY MIKE:  Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!!   A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah

CREAMY SABAH:   Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah.  We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

 

Pure

Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink  refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst  . . .  but alas not your desire.  Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying.   We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more.  People who met him basked in its warmth.  It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile.  He simply exuded it from his pores.   He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.

If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs.  It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long:  L.O.V.E.  Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson.  ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike

CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

 

Sangre
 

SANGRE:  Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy  drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:

The Force - it has a lot of power!

THE FORCE:  This drink is served with a resuscitation kit.  I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale

THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and  you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal.  You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice.  He  enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion

THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash.  The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink.  A favorite of our financially challenged customers.  What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.

THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )

THE MABHA:   A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!

THE GENTLEMAN

THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.

THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, homebrewed right here at CCC.

Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!

MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.

Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!

MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup

HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme

CREAMY MIKE:   (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours.  You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger.  So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly.  BE WARNED:  This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush.  A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay

THE FOREPLAY:  (Inspired by Martinigirl)  Trust me.  Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there.  No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink.  The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally.  Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights.  I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers.  It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above.  A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy

THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand:  The Martini  . . .  shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )

The Thriller

THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too.  One sip, and your  hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink.  You can take it all day and never get tired.  Enjoy!

 

5,390 Responses to “Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room”

  1. Sabine says:

    I am disappointed that he said that, it seems like a bratrayal of Michael to me, it’s so cheep like he said it so he would get to work with the kid and make some money i don’t know.

    That’s just what I was thinking. Like he worked with Michael, spent time with him and still fixed his mouth to say such a lie! Ugh! I think he probably was thinking that he could get to work with him — I mean the music industry seems like such a kiss-ass industry in that way. To me Lady Gaga can’t even stand in Michael’s shadow.

    Out of all the “michael’s” that played him in the movie, I loved the one who played him in the middle, the one who said, “I don’t wanna get on the plane” — OMG, he really captured Michael’s spirit, I think.

    I wonder what Michael thought of the movie — I know he didn’t have much to do with it.

  2. Colette says:

    That’s cute that you picture Sabah there with Michael, I wish it were true, we could get in a time machine and change everything that went wrong for Michael, and bring and special lady into his life I dream about that sometimes :wub:

  3. Sabine says:

    I swear, I think I did see Sabah a couple of times; it was so funny! I kept seeing the scenes in my mind, and thinking wow, I did a good job describing Hayvenhurst, considering I’ve never been there! (that’s a shameful pat on my back).

    I know it’s been said too many times, but Michael was too good for this world. It was hard to watch the scene when Angela (as Katherine) tells Michael the world is going to hurt you sometimes but it’s just a test, and you have to be strong. I was like, if she only knew how many tests this man was going to have to go through, and how strong he would have to be!!!!!

  4. Gracie says:

    Hey Sabine…your BS is so much more eloquent than mine! :biggrin:

    Seriously, i agree with every word you said, the world is a f-ed up place and sooooo many people are ugly and f-ed up inside…even though the glass is half empty and there are bugs in the water, I guess my positive slant is just that maybe we, people like you and i and all the other good parents out there who are really trying ARE making a little bit of a difference, step in the right direction, one kid at a time. that’s all. I have to feel like i am making a difference otherwise my whole life is in vain.

    that story about the kindergarten getting awards..OMG i could cry! That is a horrible thing to do to little kids. And, don’t forget i was that quiet, not so pretty child craving validation so I am very conscious of them too. I think of MIchael’s speech when he said something like “every child has the right to be thought of as adorable, even if they have a face only a mother could love”…he knew too.

    Time to go pick up the hellions right now! good-bye lovely ladies!

    a Thriller for the road please!

  5. Colette says:

    I liked the actor who played Thriller Michael Wylie Draper??? I think, not too sure, but he had Michael’s walk down pat and he had his shape too and his dancing was on point, kinda cute too :lol: I think Michael probably saw it and liked it, it was well done.

  6. EnolaLee says:

    No Sabine, that’s not my way of saying you wrote too much.
    It’s just me being the blog clown again. :blink:
    I generally agree with you on what you wrote, but you see, I’m just too tired to write anything clever at this time of the day. It’s the time zones again… However, the name Tom Sneddon was almost enough to get me kick started, but I think my engine need as little oil before it will run smoothly again. :lol:

    Well, I guess could keep quiet and concentrate on my drink instead, but ugh, it’s so hard to be quiet when I’m in the bar with you lovely ladies.

    :heart:

  7. Sabine says:

    “every child has the right to be thought of as adorable, even if they have a face only a mother could love”…he knew too.

    Gotta love Michael! And he had a face anyone could love! That’s why I love him. I have experienced going over to that child that everyone is ignoring and giving them a compliment or just telling them something nice and their WHOLE FACE LIGHTS UP — it’s the most beautiful thing.
    ________________________
    See how people are different, Colette. I HATED that guy’s performance the first time; last night I just thought he was okay, a little better than I remembered. I thought he tried toooo hard to be MIchael, and I don’t think he had his body, he was a little too thick, though he could dance for sure. I thought he was the WORST at first though. And definitely, IMO, NOT cute!

    But God forgive me for talking this way! Did you know he was dead?



    Wylie Draper, the actor who portrayed Michael Jackson in the mini-series, “The Jacksons: An American Dream,” died a year after the program aired. Draper died from a rare form of leukemia.

    Hmmm, Colette, I’m up in the air as to whether Michael liked it, liked it — he never said, and I think that speaks volumes.

    Enola, nurse a drink or talk up a storm, in a bar, it’s alllllll good!!!!

  8. AnniesNotOK says:

    Hello hellooooo!

    OMG; Gracie, that sentence you quoted from Michael… so honest. But Sabine, I think he –sadly- trully believe that of himself, so the affirmation was beyond a “simple” reflection about all the kids and all the orphanages or hospitals he’d been to. And this is so sad, that he actually felt that.

    Sabine, let me tell you I find that thing you commented about, every child in the act of yesterday receiving an award, it’s just beautiful. And it’s letting them know an important lesson, unespoken one: that every child has something precious and awardable (I don’t know if I’m creating words here), no matter what it is and these merits shouldn’t be measured all base on the same rule (as we’re doing now). I hope this generation will love the difference and appreciate the beauty of peculiarities and work to make them more valuable, instead of trying to be all the same –mediocre- standard.

    [And that guy looks slightly like Prince. What a bad choice! LOL]

    Ok, time for a drink and make myself comfortable.

    :pinch:

  9. Sabine says:

    OMG, my two favorite actors, or one of the two.

    I love Jude Law in Enemy at the Gates and Cold Mountain, and Robert, well, I love ’em, that’s all. He’s so talented!

    Also, he said something really profound a few years back about his addiction.

    He said, on Oprah, she asked him, was it hard to quit drugs.

    He said Quitting drugs was easy.

    she was like

    :wassat:

    He said it took years to DECIDE to quit!

    I was like WOW!!! That’s so beautiful.

    He said all the other times he tried he had never really made the decision but once he decided to, seriously, then he did it. :wink:

    Like I said, gotta love ’em!
    ___________________________

    You know, Annie, whenever I see those competitions with little kids, and they give the awards out, i always just look at the ones who didn’t win; it’s so heartbreaking to me.

    If anything, to me, everyone should get an award of merit — you know for Effort, just a little piece of paper that says: I see you!

    I think Michael did, you’re right, feel like that, or kept that part of him that felt like that, ugly — poor baby.

  10. EnolaLee says:

    I had signed out for today, but then I saw this picture…and I just knew what Michael was thinking! LOL!

    “What happens if I step on her foot? Will she beat me up with her telephone? Hehehe… Oh, I’ve gotta try! Here we go…”

    And now I’m off for today…I think…maybe…who knows… :angel:

  11. AnniesNotOK says:

    LOL at the pic and the caption! What a pair, BTW.

    Sabine, that idea about the merit award is just perfect!!! So they are told: I appreciate your effort. You know, my father (teacher) says that we have the culture of the non-effort now. He sees everyday that children don’t go for things they want or have to do, they just copy or make the little effort just to pass the exams, or some things like that; and maybe this is because they learned that only 1 can win and their effort is not really rewarded or recognized (most of times I think the first ones are the parents – like buying them a motorcycle to fail 6 and not 8 subjects, WTH?!), so why try it, if you can be mediocre but still pass your exam?

  12. Sabine says:

    I liked to talk to teachers, you know what they always tell me? They say the parents are worst than the kids! :w00t:

    I think the problem is when you set the bar that says THIS means success and THIS means you’re great, you also send the message to the kids that everything else means nothing.

    So like the idea get’s promoted that unless you can be BETTER THAN someone else, you can’t be good.
    Or unless you take attention away from someone else, you can’t get attention for yourself.

    So everyone is looking for the spotlight and those who don’t feel like they can get it, or who don’t want to elbow their way to the front, say pretty much Fuck it!

    That’s what I see in students. They’re not motivated by self motivation — by the internal good feeling of accomplishment.

    So if they can’t say, IN YOUR FACE to someone else, to them they feel it’s not worth it.

    If you watch babies, like toddlers, they are not like that! They don’t start being like that until they get to like day care or kindergarten.

  13. AnniesNotOK says:

    And that idea of success is so relative… but brings so much implicit exclusion!!
    :sad:

  14. Sabine says:

    that’s so true Annie. One mans okra is another mans gumbo — LOL!

    Do you know what gumbo is?

  15. AnniesNotOK says:

    LOL no! Not even looking it up I know what you’re referring to.

  16. Sabine says:

    Ohhh, that’s good! I can make some that will make your mouth water!

    This is shrimp gumbo.

  17. Bella says:

    hey hey hey…I got something for all the ladies in the house…hope you haven’t seen it already :whistle:

    :wassat: Jesus Christmas, Bella! I don’t like that one at all . . . but to each their own!!!!~ Sabine

  18. AnniesNotOK says:

    Sabine, OMG; I don’t know what it is but I want it!

    Hi Bella! *waiting for the Gods of gifs, images and media in general -Sabine- to make your link appear*

  19. AnniesNotOK says:

    *Ioda mode OFF*
    appear your link
    Now (sorry!)

  20. Bella says:

    hi AnniesNotOk…you can open a new tab and copy the link and you can see the picture…

  21. MartiniGirl says:

    hello ladies…
    *tapping my toes*
    Mama G… I am mixing up L.O.V.E. shots..
    leaving yours right here where you can see it

  22. Gracie says:

    AAARGH! it’s still at the warehouse!?!? what are they doing over there, gettin high? Good Grief!

    ooo, thanks for the L.O.V.E. Mgirl, we missed you today! :happy:

    I have to go bake some cookies, somebody needs a birthday treat for school tomorrow. I’ll save you some!

  23. MartiniGirl says:

    hmmm cookies… oh I want some, I want some

    Paradise really is in Pennsylvania!
    Awwwe I missed you addicts today too!
    So super busy with da short work week – and geez they actually expect me to work at work…

    :blink:

  24. Sabine says:

    AAARGH! it’s still at the warehouse!?!? what are they doing over there, gettin high? Good Grief!

    :ermm: You know what, I think I’m going to call and complain. Maybe some of the Neverneverland employees are getting into the product!

    Be right back :face:

    :w00t: OMG, the warehouse let me tap into their surveillance link of the warehouse. WTF! Your’e not going to believe this ish!!!

    Michael is doing a private reading for the employees! No wonder we haven’t gotten the chapter!!!!

    :wassat: He didn’t tell me!!! I swear!!!!!

    :sad: I’m so sorry.

    :blush: I heard fifty women had to be rushed to the hospital from heat stroke after he read Chapter 1 —

    :happy: apparently they thought he was going to read a children’s book.

    :lol: That Michael!!!! he’s such a practical joker!

  25. Bella says:

    what’s going on with my picture?

  26. Sabine says:

    Oh, that soft porn pic you put up, it’s there, don’t you see it? :lol:

  27. Bella says:

    what? I can’t believe you guys don’t like that photo :shocked: wow…ok

  28. Sabine says:

    Its just me . . . . I’m sure other people might love it . . . . but personally, I don’t think Michael would like to be portrayed that way.

  29. Bella says:

    ahm…I was actually thinking about a wild scene between Michael and Sabah…

  30. Sabine says:

    Girl, I’m funny that way. To me there’s a line between a romantic love story and porn.

    But I think it’s super sweet that you think of Sabah and Michael!!!!!

  31. Bella says:

    oh come on…that’s not even close to porn…I mean all the things that Michael does with Sabah, especially in the beginning that can be called sort of porn, …the romanticism appears when he first makes love to her…plus every time I posted a photo here I was thinking about the characters, cause when I first found this pic I was like ‘oh cool I should post this on the blog cause it kind of fits the passion between Sabah and Michael when they didn’t see each other for weeks and then they met and they strictly did what they did’…

    but it’s ok, I will no longer post images that are kind of graphic, I understand that…

  32. Sabine says:

    Bella, honey you’re being defensive. If I didn’t want the picture here I would have just erased the link.
    Every one is entitled to their opinion. Some people might indeed call my stories soft porn.

    I told you I’m funny that way, for me there’s a fine line. I liked the other pics and I told you so. This one I don’t like. No biggie.

    Girl, you can post whatever you like. If I think it’s too graphic, I just won’t put it up. But unless Michael was butt naked (and I have a picture on here that is almost butt naked :lol: I don’t think I’d mind.

    The reason I said it looks like porn is NOT because he’s half naked. It’s the style of it that I don’t like.

    Besides, I think it’s really cool that you think of Michael and Sabah!!!!

  33. Bella says:

    it’s ok girl I’m cool with it…I just thought people will go wild here with that photo and it was kind of shocking that nobody said anything about it…but anyways, you’re still my favorite writer whether you like that photo or not… :smile:

    p.s. so keep writing :lol:

  34. Sabine says:

    It’s late on this side of the planet, let some other people log in they might love it!!!!!

    And thanks :wub: (remember, I loved the first one!)

  35. MartiniGirl says:

    *stretching up*
    mmornign addicts..

    ahhhhhhh Thursday finally
    that LOVE shot was just what the doctor order
    I tried to make my way over to the private reading of chapter one but just about got trampled…
    So I read a couple of others on my own… slept wonderful!

    Happy day girls… happy day!

  36. AnniesNotOK says:

    Receiving shipment !!!!

  37. Sabine says:

    Good morning all. I see that Michael is done with his personal reading of Cowboy Mike and we’re back on track.

    Wow, can you imagine? I don’t think I would survive it. I was in the city last night, and Sex in the City was on for the midnight showing. It was so funny. A theatre full of gorgeously dressed women, 95% of them, I mean like they were going to a nightclub!! :lol:

  38. Gracie says:

    OH no! Fifty women trampled!?!?!?that’s terrible!…
    :unsure: ..you think there might be some job openings?…better work on my resume!

    Morning everyone!

    UGH! i was up way too late baking cookies, then up a bunch of times with someone’s nightmares so ended up sharing the bed and surprise surprise i woke up with a huge headache. I’m having an LCC with a L.O.V.E. and Tylenol chaser…that should fix me up…

    Bella, I saw the picture, felt like i should wash my eyes out with soap, but then was driven by some undeniable force to look again! :blush: OMG, it’s too much! :blush:

    ….just one more peek….. :blush:

  39. Gracie says:

    Hi Sabine, Sex and the City?? I’m so jealous!!! I LOVED the show but i never even got to see the first movie! Sounds fun!

  40. EnolaLee says:

    Hey Gracie,
    Can I borrow your soap?
    I think I need to wash my eyes too.

    :pinch:

  41. MartiniGirl says:

    Hey Bella honey…just dropping back in to give my comments on the picture.

    It is not that I don’t like it… coz I certainly like naked men! But for me personally, I am not a big fan of manipulated pictures of Michael – I don’t know what he would have thought – but I think he was just so beautiful the way he was that any manipulations/enhancements take away from his gorgeous self!

    Hey Enola – you picture made me think of something and LOOK what I found in my old collection chest! It is amazing the things you keep that you never thought would mean so much!

    okay must work!!

    Leaving a line of L.O.V.E. shots for everyone!

    *cheers*

  42. MartiniGirl says:

    oh crap…everyone is here now…

    hiya boss…. sex in the city… sigh – I wonder why eveyone call me Samantha?? :blush:
    hiya mama…. did you save me cookies??

    I still must go and I am taking the soap!!

    much LOVE – see you soon!

  43. EnolaLee says:

    OOOOO, MartiniGirl….
    *grabs her shot of L.O.V.E. with trembling hands*
    I love that pic. It’s one of my all time favorites.

    Cheers!

  44. MartiniGirl says:

    hehehe.. I know I am smiling from ear to ear
    I don’t wanna go… but I have a meeting

    okay I am really going -now but I am gonna be back after my meeting – and scan another picture from the article
    (note to self – unsubscribe from comments when trying to work – my staff keeps looking in my office wondering what I am giggling about!)

  45. Gracie says:

    Hey E…here’s the soap…watch out , it stings…and i’m having a little trouble seeing the screen now.

    I’m leaving the plate of extra cookies at the bar for anyone who’s interested. My son took all the “perfect” ones for school so these are the rejects, the ones that got a little too crisp or kind of squashed on one side against the edge of the pan but they still taste just as good!

    hmmm..everyone calls you Samantha, eh?….I’m definitely a Charlotte but without the style and money!

    thanks for the shot MGirl….to a happy Thrusday and the possibility of a New Crack Day!

  46. Gracie says:

    COOKIES!! :biggrin:

    I know the traditional cookie accompaniment is milk, but for today may i suggest the “Addicts Special” …dunk ’em in a Creamy Mike or wash ’em down with a nice chilled LCC :wink:

  47. EnolaLee says:

    Hi Gracie!
    Can I try one.. eh, two of your cookies?
    They look just right for a threesome with a Creamy Mike! :wink:

  48. Colette says:

    :lol: It’s funny how differently people see things, I know he died which is really sad, but he’s not going to be Michael’s clone and he did the best he could, no one can be 100% like someone else especially someone as talented and unique as Michael, so I guess I had different expectations than you, but I don’t think it can get much better than what he did. In my opinion he pulled it off and did a respectable job! :happy:

  49. MartiniGirl says:

    *running in looking around wildly*
    Cooookies…

    Here is the other one I love:

    WOW okay see you all later…

  50. Colette says:

    Bella OMG that gif is too much :lol: where did you find it, or did you make it?

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