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15 Mar 2010

Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room

Bar Room, GIFs Pictures, Michael Jackson 5,390 Comments

 

Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want?  You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!

[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]

Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll  see about putting it on the menu!!!!

Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.

Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room.   :silly:   :cheerful:   Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!

After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!

N O W   S E R V I N G :

Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’

MENU LIST:

N E W  ON  THE  M E N U!:

 

DDD, also served by the bottle

 

Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana

INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA:  Some of you addicts have been pretending.  And it’s really not necessary.  When you come into the bar, have a seat.  Your drink has already been prepared.  We’ll even serve you the bottle.  After all, it’s got your name on it.   :yes: :alien:      

Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots.  We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!


Bad Boy Shot

THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at  CCC already know that’s not all you want.  Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.

:pouty:     :sick:   Warning  (Drink Responsibly)

MJ

MJ, Too

 MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE!  We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow.  :whistle:

 

A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

A Wet Sabah:  Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.

In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:

CHASTITY and UNLEASHED

Ms. CHASTITY

MS. CHASTITY:  Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.

Unleashed

UNLEASHED:   Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED.  We were there.  We captured it.  We bottled it.  Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.

Liquid CobraCrack™

Liquid CobraCrack ™

LIQUID COBRACRACK There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days!   Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod.  Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie.  Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now.  But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!

Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™.  Stock up now while supplies last.  Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand.  Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!

The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.

MINTY MIKE:  Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!!   A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!

Creamy Sabah

CREAMY SABAH:   Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah.  We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!

 

Pure

Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink  refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst  . . .  but alas not your desire.  Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.

:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying.   We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more.  People who met him basked in its warmth.  It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile.  He simply exuded it from his pores.   He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.

If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs.  It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long:  L.O.V.E.  Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson.  ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.

Chocolate Covered Mike

CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!

 

Sangre
 

SANGRE:  Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy  drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:

The Force - it has a lot of power!

THE FORCE:  This drink is served with a resuscitation kit.  I don’t’ think I need to say more!

The Prince Royale

THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and  you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal.  You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice.  He  enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.

Thug Passion

THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash.  The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink.  A favorite of our financially challenged customers.  What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.

THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )

THE MABHA:   A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!

THE GENTLEMAN

THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.

Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.

THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, homebrewed right here at CCC.

Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!

MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.

Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!

MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.

Holoma's Soup

HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!

Creamy Mike

Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme

CREAMY MIKE:   (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours.  You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger.  So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly.  BE WARNED:  This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush.  A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.

The Foreplay

THE FOREPLAY:  (Inspired by Martinigirl)  Trust me.  Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there.  No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink.  The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally.  Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights.  I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers.  It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above.  A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.

Golden Boy

THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand:  The Martini  . . .  shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )

The Thriller

THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too.  One sip, and your  hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink.  You can take it all day and never get tired.  Enjoy!

 

5,390 Responses to “Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room”

  1. Frodes says:

    Okay, sure. I’ll have an MJ.

    I’ll ALWAYS have an MJ.

    :wink: :wink: :wink:

  2. Sabine says:

    Three glasses of MJ then. I’ve had at least 10 today. I know Gracie will be back for another, and there’s yours *watching Frodes expectantly*

  3. Sabine says:

    Quick *running to Martinigirl* Someone get her a glass of MJ!!!!!

    :cheerful:

  4. AnniesNotOK says:

    Sabine – hey, sorry, I had to run! Some MJ (the drink) for me, please. I’m sure it’s delicious.

    Of course I meant Bad and not bad
    :wink:

  5. mel says:

    is this the bar? what happened to unleashed? Oh! but the Golden boy has me transfixed again. His does this three pump thing with a little hop at the end that makes me giggle like a school girl every time

  6. Sabine says:

    Mel whatever you’re drinking, I want some of it. Last time you were here, you said where’s the Golden Boy, now you’re looking for the Unleashed. Girl, what browser are you using — all the drinks are still on the menu!!!

    But aren’t the little Michael’s cute!!! *watching little michael in the golden boy with a smile*

  7. MJQuan: says:

    im so sad, i dont know what to do. My grandma just died today. She was my last strand of glue keeping me intact. The only person in the family who i could trust & talk to. Im a lost wreck. Someone please help me i cant take this pain any longer

  8. Sabine says:

    Awwwww :cwy: MJQuan I’m sooooooooo sorry. I feel like words are inadequate for the pain you must be in. I remember you talking about your grandmother. First your mother and now this. God must know that you are very strong, although it sure doesn’t feel like that right now.

    I don’t know what to say. I just encourage to give yourself permission to feel whatever you’re feeling. It’s so important. Don’t judge any of it, just let it be.

    Lots of love to you girl :wub: :heart:

  9. mel says:

    I think I had too many golden boys. The thundershowers have stopped and the sky is golden.

  10. mel says:

    I have some pics let me give this a try. Sorry about the date stamp. I never changed it after the battery ran out.http://www.flickr.com/photos/upload/done/

  11. MartiniGirl says:

    Oh goodness MJQuan girl I am so sorry.
    You are in my prayers..

  12. MartiniGirl says:

    is it hot in here or is it just me?
    Sabz… I can’t handle the MJ
    Triumph Tour Michael makes me all giddy..
    oh OH.. I feel dizzy…

  13. Gracie says:

    Sabine: Three glasses of MJ then.I’ve had at least 10 today. I know Gracie will be back for another, and there’s yours *watching Frodes expectantly*

    Oh no! have i become so predictable!? :lol: …well since i’m here…might as well have another! and yes, of course i meant the “quickie” is not his style! :wink:

    MJQuan, i’m so sorry for your loss honey…i remember that you were taking care of her weren’t you? that is a wonderful beautiful giving thing that you did being with her. God bless and strengthen you.

  14. mel says:

    I really have to start reading the comments more.MJQuan: My condolences to you and yours this family will be here for you any way we can

  15. Sabine says:

    Mgirl, it’s not hot in here, it’s a hot flash :happy:

    J/k Isn’t he gorgeous!!!! Whooo, I think I’m going to have MJ coming out of my veins soon!!!! I even bought two gallons of the stuff in real life, just thinking about it!!!!

    Hey Gracie girl you know I KNOW you have to check in here at least three time a day — I love it!!!!!

    :wub:

    Mel, honey you wanna glass of Unleashed?

    We’re all here for you MjQuan, if not phsycially then in spirit. Your grandmother is free though now, remember that, if that brings you any comfort.

  16. MartiniGirl says:

    *breathing heavy*
    boss I don’t know if it is a hot flash or not…
    but oh….. something is on fire..

    Okay… line him up… I think I am ready..
    wait….
    *thud*
    damn how can one man be so FREAKING hot..

    Okay lovelies… I am off – early morning tomorrow!
    Maybe I will be ready to handle the MJ then.

    Yes MJQuan… we are right here anytime… come talk, vent, cry… we are here for it all..

  17. Elmira2887 says:

    what happened to the old bar? :S

  18. Sabine says:

    Okay Mgirl, we’re going to put Mike on ice for you then — you can try an MJ in the morning. They say it’s better in the morning —

    THE JUICE, okay! The JUICE!!!!

    :lol:

    Elmira, THIS IS the old bar — the new one I tried to make, was just the old bar again, but I couldn’t get the menu of the drinks so I had to go back!!!

    I know it’s confusing. I’ve been walking around in circles for the last half hour :lol:

    MjQuan, good night honey. I’m sending you lots of love right now :wub: :heart:

  19. Frodes says:

    Totally random….

    How great is the song “It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World” by James Brown???

    I was listening to it today over and over again and in my opinion, it’s one of the top ten best songs of all time. I love it.

    I can TOTALLY hear Michael doing a cover of that song. I wish that he could have done so. Well, maybe he did and it just was never released but OMG his voice was made for that song. He could have totally done it justice. It’s beautiful. Just like him.

  20. EnolaLee says:

    Helloooooo?
    Anybody in here?
    No?

    Hm, okay.
    I’ll try the new MJ all by myself then. I am going to take advantage of my solitude and make it double.

    :wink:

  21. Gracie says:

    hey Enola! I am in the middle of a REALLY busy day but i’m taking a few minutes for a drink and some eye candy…. you’re drinking MJ? I’m in!

    Cheers!

    OMG, i just heard “Let’s Go Crazy” on the radio on my way home and I was instantly like :devil: “GRrrrr…Nelson!” Is confusing TTWC characters with their real life counterparts one of the symptoms of OvahXSpojer?!? …aaah, but i’m a happy addict so it’s all good. :happy:

    TTFN ladies!

  22. EnolaLee says:

    Hi Gracie,

    I actually had a Nelson experience today too. One of my co-workers was telling the rest of us how excited she was that Prince is going to play at one of the Dansih festivals (Roskilde) this summer. She couldn’t wait to go. Bla, bla, bla…
    I don’t know what happened, but I heard myself grunt: Ugh! I hate Nelson, that little midget. Yuck!
    Needless to say, everybody was staring at me curiously, like where did that come from?
    I had to make a hasty retreat of course, but it was so hard not to laugh.
    God, the great stories here on the CCC surely messes with our brains!

    Cheers to you too!

  23. EnolaLee says:

    Oops, can’t spell today. Too many MJ’s I guess.
    I was trying to write DANISH festivals…. Sorry!

  24. Sabine says:

    Ahh, the dreaded Anti-Nelson Flu. I’ve got it too!

    Can you believe someone had the nerve to tell me I should attend a Prince/Michael party they have every year. I was like, what’s that.

    She said it’s only the biggest Michael Jackson/Prince party in the city, they play their music all night.

    I guess she thought, my being a die hard MICHAEL JACKSON fan, this would interest me. I mean, of course I was polite and said I need to check it out but WTF — why in the world would they mix Prince AND Michael!!!?!?!?!

    As if Michael can’t hold a party all his own.

    I need a glass of MJ just thinking about that ish! I think from now on I will always think of Prince as Nelson!!!! :lol: :cheerful:

    I’m so happy I’m in good company with my craziness!!!!! :biggrin:

  25. AnniesNotOK says:

    Girls… Prince does not approve:

  26. Sabine says:

    Aha!!! You see that, our super strong CCC anti-Nelson barriers are working!!!

    Your Prince GIF is unable to be shown!

    Victory!!!!!

    :lol:

  27. AnniesNotOK says:

    See, Melissa curse, I have it, I’m sure!

    Oh My God; I need to throw up, that’s the Melissa curse or …?

  28. Sabine says:

    No, it’s the Anti-Nelson Flu — I don’t know why you think you are strong enough to get near that stuff!!!

    And putting it up here! If we all get sick, we’re sending you the bill! :angry:

  29. AnniesNotOK says:

    We are the world… we all get the fluuuu…
    :ninja:

  30. MJQuan: says:

    thanks everyone. I really feel better now. I volunteered to make a Eulogy speech. I know my nerves are going to attack me. How can i really deliver this speech?

  31. AnniesNotOK says:

    MJQuan – I’m so sorry for your loss, girl.

    Are you worried that you break down during the speech? Don’t you worry girl, you’re human and you feel. If it’s important for you, if you’re really sad, it’s normal to act like that, so don’t you worry.

    Big hug to you from here.

  32. Sabine says:

    MjQuan, honey you are being so strong. But I agree with Annie — she said everything I would have said and more!!!!

  33. MJQuan: says:

    no im not talking about that. I cant even cry no more. Im all out of tears. I was talking about geting nervous talking in front of people.

  34. AnniesNotOK says:

    Oh, sorry if I misunderstood you. Well, don’t you think it’s more important doing that speech? And if you’re nervous, what? :) It’s normal, again. And I’m sure you’ll do it perfectly, nervous or not. I think the most important thing is the fact itself that you’re going to make that speech; that’s a beautiful gesture.
    :heart:

  35. EnolaLee says:

    In the summer, the sun rises very early in Denmark. This morning I woke up just before 4 am and when I looked out my window the rays of the sun were already playing on the black roof tiles on my neighbor’s house. The light outside was so fascinating I got out of bed, found a comfortable chair and a blanket to keep my feet warm, and then watched the scenery for more than an hour. Seeing how the colors of light changed constantly was better than therapy. I cannot even begin to tell you how much sunshine means to me. It seems to penetrate my skin and affect my soul. I feel so much better when the sun is shining. Maybe one of the reasons that I am so attracted to the sun is the fact that the Danish summer is so short, but I sense there is more to it than that. The sun brings life, warmth, growth… Oh, and I so love the cycle of everything, you know sunrise, sunset, the seasons… It is so grand. Wow, it makes me feel small but somehow immensely happy that I get to be a part of it. (No, I have not been drinking. Not yet anyway.)

    Anyway, I had to get back to reality again, but then as I was preparing some sandwiches for my daughter’s lunchbox, they played a song about sunshine on the radio. I remember thinking it was the perfect song on a morning like this. Immediately after they played an old song by Boney M called “Sunny”. When I heard the lines:

    Sunny, thank you for the smile upon your face.
    Sunny, thank you for the gleam that shows it’s grace.
    You’re my spark of nature’s fire,
    You’re my sweet complete desire.
    Sunny one so true, I love you.

    I immediately thought of Michael. (Arrr, now I’m crying again. Get a grip, girl.)
    Okay, those lines describe exactly how I feel about Michael. And then, there’s the title Sunny. He really is the sunshine of my life… It may sound like a cliché, but it is the truth nonetheless.
    However, Michael was much more than my personal sunshine. His warm and caring nature brought the sunshine back into many people’s lives – especially the sick or less fortunate children he invited to Neverland and the ones he visited in hospitals all over the world. His beautiful smile left no one untouched. It lip up not only our lives but also our hearts and made us feel warm and alive as if engulfed in eternal sunshine.

    That is when it dawned on me. A new drink!
    So, here is my humble suggestion for the ultimate feel good drink: SUNSHINE
    Think about it, Sabine.

    It’s a wonderful day!

  36. EnolaLee says:

    Can’t speel today either. Although I absolutely love his lips, I was not talking about them.
    I meant to say:
    It lit up not only…
    Sorry ladies. I think the sunshine must have gotten in my eyes….

  37. MartiniGirl says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwe honey – you made me cry – but in a good way.
    Love you ladies for sharing your lives, thoughts and your love of Michael with me and everyone here…

    :heart:
    :heart:
    :heart:

  38. Gracie says:

    Good morning girls! Enola, you are so sweet… :wub: ..thank you for sharing your “sunshine” with us today….I don’t think i could survive in places where the sun doesn’t shine all year long, i seriously would be so depressed. All it takes is a rainy day or two to bring me down. but, you are right, Michael’s light makes everything OK, even cures the Anti-Nelson Flu!

    Michael’s light will ALWAYS shine so brightly, it’s just amazing. Yesterday was “talent show” day at my kids’ school and a couple of girls did a Smooth Criminal dance routine…i thought it was so sweet and i wonder if there was even one school talent show anywhere this year that didn’t have just a little bit of Michael in it and these kids weren’t even BORN then!

    I love that song Sunny too and You Are the Sunshine of My Life…that one always makes me cry…i used to sing it to my babies when they were little.

    I was up with the sun today too..but not by choice! we are painting our bedroom so hubby and I have been sleeping on the living room floor the last four nights…OUCH! we have an air mattress but oh boy am i achey after a couple hours on there! the nice part though is that as everybody wakes up and wanders downstairs in the morning they all climb in there with us….in fact the 2 little ones are STILL down there snuggling and watching TV. :wub:

    a happy sunshiney day to all! :smile:

  39. Gracie says:

    Enola, this morning after reading your post we went outside to water the flowers and i found these little Morning Glories had just bloomed. of course I instantly thought of you so i had to take a pic and post it…

    …from one small part of the universe to another with LOVE :heart:

  40. EnolaLee says:

    *drops by the bar on her way home from work*

    Hey Gracie!
    I love the flowers. They are so beautiful! Nature creates the most spectacular works of art.
    Mmm, my post this morning… I just felt so happy and at peace with everything – I had to share it with all of you.

  41. Gracie says:

    E are you still around?….I”m looking for a drinking buddy…

    Creamy Mikes for anyone who comes by! it’s been waaaay tool long since i had one of those! :wink:

  42. EnolaLee says:

    *waves*

    I’m over here!! Can’t you see me?
    A Creamy Mike? Anytime!
    Wait, can I have extra cream?

  43. Gracie says:

    that’s the only way i make ’em honey! :wink:

    *spraying mountains of whipped cream from the can on the Creamy Mikes*….where’s Annie when i need a sound effect?…..hmmm..how about *shplllllllt shplllllt*

  44. EnolaLee says:

    LOL! Nice sound effect. It sound exactly like that in Denmark too. :biggrin:

    Mm, mm, this drink looks like it’s all cream and no Mike. Let me just lick a bit of this delicious stuff of him… Oops sorry, my imagination is running wild again. :whistle:

    So, how has your day been so far, Gracie?
    (You know what mine has been like – a big grin and a lot of sunshine) :w00t:

  45. Gracie says:

    mine has been rather peaceful actually…just hanging out with my little ones and doing laundry and stuff. only 5 more days of school so i’m trying to enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts… Once Itchy and Scratchy (do you have the Simpson’s in Denmark? I assume they are everywhere!) are home every day I will have a lot less of it!…then i have to turn into this mom… :angry:

  46. EnolaLee says:

    DOH! Of course we have the Simpsons here too!

    Wow, Itchy and Scratchy’s mom looks as if she walked right out of Thriller!
    My daughter resembles the Road Runner from Wile E. Coyote… Sadly I’m the coyote. She outsmarts me all the time.

  47. Gracie says:

    HEe-hee! You should see me when i put on my angry eyes!

    Awwww, I always felt bad for the coyote…that roadrunner is such a smarty-pants!

    I always think my daughter is like Curious George….she doesn’t listen when i tell her not to do something, she is always into some kind of trouble but she’s so damn cute she gets away with it. :happy:

    Later Coyote! thanks for drinking with me!

  48. Sabine says:

    Phewww What a day!

    Well, you know what I’m drinking. MJ all day everyday.

    Enola, I love that song — I was singing it while reading your lyrics. And it’s a Sunny day in NY too. The sun is shining all over the world!
    Sunshine hmmmm. I’ll let it marinate :pinch:

    Gracie, I wanted the coyote to catch the roadrunner soooooo bad!!! :lol:

    I loved this:

    Gracie: i thought it was so sweet and i wonder if there was even one school talent show anywhere this year that didn’t have just a little bit of Michael in it and these kids weren’t even BORN then!

    It always amazes me how much kids love Michael!!! My neice the other day, I had a picture up on the computer but all you could see was the top of Michae’s head and his eyes, she said excitedly, That’s Michael Jackson!!!!

    I said, How do you know???? :happy:

    Oooo, the picture you put up, of the flower. To me flowers are a perfect example of God’s exquisite craftmanship. Looking at a flower or a little baby, I just marvel at the detail and how everything that needed to be there is, and it is so beautiful. And I just think Wow, God, you rock!

    I remember reading once, God, I can’t remember the artist, but he said all paintings were an artists attempt to recreate the beauty that God had created — I thought that was beautiful.

  49. Frodes says:

    Sabine, that is so true. About God’s beauty and paintings. I feel that way when I draw or create something. I love it!!!

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