15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
I didn’t know you draw — I love artists, all kinds — musicians, writers, dancers, people who sculp — I mean anything that someone brings to life from inside of their mind — wow!!! That is so beautiful.
I mean look at this:
For a person to look at a tape cassette and see what ultimately they end up creating, I am beyond awed by such vision!
Frodes, if you’re still around, I like pictures that make me think:
Here’s one in honor of the BP fiasco:
Child Abuse:
There’s more here, but if you don’t like to be
challengedreminded of everyday issues, I’m warning you, skip it:http://www.chilloutpoint.com/art_and_design/the-best-of-ad-campaigns.html
hey everyone…stopping in for a nightcap but looks like i’m drinking alone. we just had a helluva thunderstorm here…does anyone else find themselves bursting into “My Favorite Things” whenever it storms? Just me?…can’t be! my middle kids chimed in, the biggest one rolled his eyes (but i know secretly he loves it!)..
hmmm..i’ am WIREd….what shall i dtink…? oooooo, the Gentleman….perfect :wink:
I burst into spontaneous song all the time Gracie!!!! Favorite Things is my favorite, but close seconds are ChimChimMerrie, um, some of the songs from West Side Story and even occasionally we’ll do Sweeny Todd!
I’m in good company, because my kids will do back up, and if we happen to be on the street, like Manhattan at night, well then, you know you have to break out in dance, too!!! :wink:
I’ll have a Gentleman with you!!! Remember this drink for the next chapter!!!!
Hey Sabine, i just checked out that link…i really admire people who can truly say something with their art. i have some talent for drawing and stuff but i never had that creative spark in me, you know? I appreciate all kinds of art, the beautiful and the smart and the scary…I have heard that quote by the artist about imitating God’s work. I just thought of this beautiful old song “Vincent” but Don McClean (the guy who sang American Pie)…it’s about Vincent Van Gogh and a lot of the lyrics remind me of Michael too…it talks about the artist’s struggle to be understood and it ends with “this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.” I was in high school the first time i heard it and it made me cry….still does.
OK, Gracie out…see you all tomorrow!
crap! you were typing while i was but i really have to go! good night! :kissing:
Aww, Gracie, I love that song, and remember the lyrics! As a writer, it’s the lyrics in the song that touch me the most. I’ve seen your cakes and cookies, girl, there’s an artist in you being expressed!!!!
I think the world has a hard time understanding artists cause — and yeah, I’m going to throw myself in there — we don’t see the world like everyone else — I also think we’re more sensitive. But I guess if we were not like that, we couldn’t express ourselves the way we do, and people would not look, read, watch and say, Wowoowwowowow!!! :w00t:
Good morning for when you get back, and I’ll keep this Orange Creamy Mike on ice for you — it’s MJ and Creamy Mike mixed together!
*waving to all da addicts*
hello my lovelies…
I need something strong..
I know I should try a MJ – but you are right my queen – it is better in the morning, so I will be back!
LCC for now… with a side shot of LOVE
I have a sick doggie… and I don’t deal well when my babies are sick – these boys are like my children.
My yellow boy is looking like he needs surgery and I am not handling it well..
*downing my L.O.V.E. shot*
oh that hit the spot…
I see the boss is outta control mixing up drinks…. she may need an intervention if she keeps this up!
Okay off to snuggle and sleep camping style with my boys!
:heart:
OMG!!!
The cassette tape thing is AMAZING!!!
And my 2 all time favorite artists!!! The Beatles and Michael. You can’t get much better than that!!!
Ugh. That BP oil spill really grinds my gears.
awwww, mgirl :sad: I hope your little baby is feeling better!
Give ’em a shot of L.O.V.E. — it works for pets, too!!!!
Frodes “grinds my gears” — you’re so funny!!!!!
ohhhhhh what a great idea!
one L.O.V.E. shot for Cooper…
and.. boss I am ready for my close up!
One MJ for me…
I feel heady just looking at it! Yum.
Awwww, a sick doggie….
I’ll try to send some positive energy and love across the Atlantic to Cooper. :wub: :heart: :biggrin:
A shot of L.O.V.E. for you MartiniGirl! :heart:
Morning addicts! Mmmmm…thanks for the Orange Creamy Mike Sabine!…I like when you go all hocus-pocus and mix the drinks….i’m enjoying it with my oatmeal this morning!
HEllo over there Enola!
:sad: Awww, MGirl…puppy kisses to little Coop…and ((((hugs)))) to you…it’s so hard when the ones you love are hurting…i hope everyone is well again soon. :heart:
Sabine, i just read what you were saying as i ran out of here last night (i really HAD to go…my bubble bath was nearly overflowing!) First of all, The Sound of Music..i could watch it a million times. Fraulein Maria has always been one of my role models, and i am so glad to hear i’m not alone! Just the other day i was talking to someone and she mentioned her husband was going to Oklahoma on business and i was like ‘OMG, I don’t think I could go to Oklahoma because the entire time i was there I’d be singing!” and she just kinda looked at me like “WTH?” :wassat: and i had a “oh no, i’m a freak” moment. Can you believe I haven’t seen Sweeney Todd?! so that’s not in my repertoire but “The NIghtmare Before Christmas” is a good family sing-along too! It’s so funny to hear sweet little voices singing about putting Santy Claus in a box! :lol:
And you got me thinking about the silly things that really make a family a family and for me, a big part of being a family has always been music. If i think waaaay back to when i was little and things were still good in my family the best things i remember are singing all those great old show tunes and folk songs with my mom and Peter Paul and Mary and dancing with her to ABBA and going for long drives on Saturday nights in my dad’s classic car listening to Solid “Gold Saturday Night” on the radio. On a Michael note, “Ben” was released the year I was born and my mom loves that song and she always told me that was my lullaby so I get a little warm and fuzzy for my mom when i hear it . I play the piano and when i was about 9 or 10 i had my teacher find me sheet music for it so i could learn to play it for my mom. And now, I am like that with my kids too, they know more old songs than most kids their age and my hubby is like the Weird Al of the family, always making up crazy lyrics, he is a writer at heart so like you he always know all the lyrics to every song and OMG he is hilarious ! I don’t think there is anything that brings people together and transports us in time like music does.
have a happy Friday everyone!
My cat is a murderer.
While we were enjoying a nice and peaceful barbecue in the garden she must have raided a nest. I saw her carrying something in her mouth but assumed it was a mouse. But once we finished our dinner I found three little birdies on the ground. All of them still alive and with no visible injuries, but doomed nonetheless of course. If she had killed them and eaten them I would accept it somehow, but this is a just waste of life that has barely begun.
Being a huge animal lover, I picked up the little birdies and found a nice sunny spot in our hedge where I made a soft bed for them. I suppose I should have killed them, but I can’t do it. I know I have left them to die, but at least they will go together – and peacefully. All three of them fit in the palm of my hand and I felt their little hearts beating…and all I could think of was Michael. Don’t ask me why, because I don’t know why.
I am not pround of being a cat owner today. :cwy:
I need a strong drink right now.
Awww, Kitty was just being a cat. I don’t think Michal would mind. It’s the natural order of things that he (SHE?) would consider them prey (or a play thing) and everything happens for a reason. My sister had a cat that would play with mice like they were little toys until she killed them.
Michael raised rats specifically to feed them to Muscles, and he owned lots of animals so I’m sure he would understand.
Did you have a drink? Maybe something really strong like The Force will take your mind off of it.
No, I did not have a drink. I’m just sitting here in the darkest corner of the bar feeling sorry for myself.
I know she’s just a cat, and yes, cats are cruel sometimes by human standards. But it’s not that simple. I call myself Enola in here, but the truth is that this is in fact the name of the little murderer. Yes, I am actually using my cat’s name for my profile.
A bit of The Force would be nice, though.
Maybe I will keep me from changing my name.
:whistle: If they say, why, why? Tell ’em that is human nature [or in this case cat nature]
I don’t think cats are as cruel as humans can be, if that’s any consolation. The BP catastrophe shows you the depth of our cruelty. That’s going to kill a whole lot more than three birds.
If your cat is a murderer, than what are we?
Mass murderers?
Ah, Sabine, you have a great way of putting things into perspective.
:wub:
hello ladies, …long day in the heat today…i’m having an ice cold MJ. :smile:
((((Enola)))), i know how you feel but Sabine is right, it’s just kitty nature and we humans are much worse.. I grew up on a farm with all kinds of animals around and i have the seen the ‘dark’ side of nature…I used to rescue abandoned bunnies and kittens all the time make them beds in shoeboxes next to my bed and feed them with medicine droppers but they always died eventually. I think i felt like you though, i just wanted them to die feeling at least warm and cuddled. It’s a hard lesson but it’s just the circle of life.
*Post-It for Sabine*
Dear S…took 2 6-packs of LCC
withdrawal setting in
:blink:
Gracie, I love the way you put it “circle of life”.
Reminds me of Lion King and that great song!
There’s something wrong with the rest of your comment though. It reads like this:
Post It for Sabine
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:wassat:
Maybe it’s a computer glitch :ermm:
:happy:
Bonjour mes amis ca va?
Oh ladies I could use a few… but just dropping to say that MJ was fabulous and knocked me on my butt!
Hmmm – I love a good MJ in the morning….
*slowly sipping my drink eyeing the door*
hmmm I wonder what the gods of fiction are up to this fine weekend
Ca va bien, MGirl.
I was reading quick and I thought you wrote, I love a good BJ in the morning . . .
:w00t:
:lol:
Re: Gods of Fiction — I’m waiting just like everyone else!!!! :biggrin:
Let’s have another MJ together ‘fore I leave!
oh… beautiful reflective Michael..
Ooooo, thank you MGirl, for everyone else, I’m sorry, but the Gods of Fiction have confiscated this one for the next TTWC chapter!!! Thank you!!!!! :wub: :wub:
Now come on, before you get upset, you know it’s worth the wait!!!!! And it works better in the chapter if it “seems” new!!!!
:wink: ~ Sabine
hahahah… that is exactly what I thought when I typed it!
Here ya go boss..
Cheers honey!
I’m so excited!!!! :happy:
Oh now I am so excited….
You know boss I just like to give you a hard time… I mean really, I am the blog drunk… but you know I love every little thing you use to get us ready for the next chapter..
*thinking bout voting*
hmmmm NOPE – not yet.
One more MJ for me – then I gotta login and do some work.
Awww shamone now, Mgirl vote already!!!
I will definitely give that gif a starring role in the next chapter — it actually fits perfectly!
morning boss…
how do you live on no sleep yet every time I look up – there is your sunny smiling face?
Oh I will give it lots of thought today – promise – and then I will vote.
MJ to go… : )
Happy Sunday girls..
*waving*
Sleep, who sleeps!!! :biggrin:
I’m happy if I get as much as four hours sleep a day,but sometimes it catches up with me and I crash for a well needed eight hours!
RIght now it’s too hot to sleep.
I’m going to make myself a huge Creamy Mike and jump into it!
My sister lives in New York as well and she couldn’t sleep either because of the heat. I happened to be up at 3 a.m. so we had a nice chat. It was fun. Talked about Michael a lot. LOL!!!
Hey Frodes, a night talking about Michael is a good one — does she read?
You know I’m always trolling for new addicts! :lol:
*doh*
I cannot decide…
Lemme contemplate over a drink…
I will take a L.O.V.E. shot… coz he is quick!
Ach, have an Unleashed so it can really influence your decision! :biggrin:
you know I just want a happy ending…
oh and more sex…
hmmm, if we make her preggers – what happens to his line
I am gonna be in you all day and all night, trying to get you pregnant…
I am at a standstill with my voting…
my heart wants the happy every after..
my lower half (yes I think just like Sabah) wants the all day and all night..
c’mere Unleashed… hit me
Ahhh, I see the dilemma, Mgirl, well you know what you need to do!
Lower the keyboard . . . . and vote with your crotch!!! :silly: :cheerful: !!!
Vote with your crotch……… LOL.
Well, my sister isn’t opposed to reading but we aren’t readers in general. We almost ALWAYS choose the movie over the book.
Speaking of which, I’d love to make this story into a movie.
Damn, like what would it be rated XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX :lol:
I’d have to take out every single love scene, and maybe leave one good one
but Frodes . . . .
as an avid movie goer, I’m soooooooooooo flattered!!!!!
:wub: :heart: :wub:
OT, OMG, I saw SPLICE the other day — all I can say is WTF!!!!
:w00t: That was the most disturbing movie I’ve seen in a looooooooong time!
Don’t worry it will be out on Netflix in a week or two !! :wassat:
HI everyone..
I don’t come to the bar often.. but…
lets get DRUNK!!!
:whistle:
Looks like I’m the only one up! How about some non-alchoholic MJs??? :angel:
You’re too sweet to be drinking!
LOL!!! What would it be rated?!?!!?
If it was a triple X film it would be the sex scenes only but I’m not a porn director so I’m leaning more towards an Independent type of feel.
I’m happy that you’re flattered.
I was thinking that that “Splice” movie looked a bit strange. Was it good at all or just straight up disturbing???
Good Morning everyone! Happy Monday! :biggrin:
it is such a GORGEOUS day here I don’t even care that I am still sleeping on the life raft in the living room and spent the wee hours of the morning cleaning pee out of the carpet thanks to a little sleepwalker. There’s only 4 more days of school, only 3 more weeks of baseball and there’s new crack on the way!….wait a minute…HUH?. :w00t:
THERE’S NO CRACK?!?!?!?!?! NO SHIPMENT ON THE WAY?!?!?!? MARTINIGIRL DIDN’T FREAKIN VOTE YET!?!?!? :w00t:
……*sigh* looks like another day of slugging down LCC…..better fill my cooler…
*kicks in the door, yells*
WHERE IS MY CRACK? WHERE IS MY CRACK?
*breaks down crying when she notices there is no crack*
Oh, I miss my sweet prince sooo much. I can’t take it any longer.
I’m going to crawl into Da Recovery Room and stay there until I can get my fix.
Goodbye cruel world…
Michael!!!! Can I cuddle up to you for a while, I’m sooo cold?
Hey Frodes, the acting in Splice was good but the storyline was very disturbing!!!! Like there were many times when I and the rest of the audience was like ARE YOU SERIOUS?
:biggrin: And I said a bunch of times, I KNOW he’s not going to go there! But oh he did!!!!
Gracie !!!! Enola!!! :cheerful:
Awww, you guys!!! :whistle:
I’m sorry guys about the crack — ther’es lot of stuff going on here, my son is graduating — his prom is on Wednesday, my daughter has four — count them four regents exams to take!
Well, I’m not going to be studying for her but I’d like her to do well.
All in all, all things
cumcome to those who wait — and by now I think we can safely say it will well worth the wait!!!!Aww Sabine, we know it will honey!…I actually LOVE the foreplay, i’m just messing with you! :wink:
Gosh, i could hardly drag myself in from the backyard to do housework today! take your time, girl….it’ll be sweet no matter how long it takes. (you might want to copy these words so you can remind me of them the next time i come in the bar ranting about needing a hit!) I hope all goes well for the kids this week. :smile:
guess what i just finished wasting 30 minutes of my life on? ….did you guess re-rolling four rolls of toilet paper that SOMEONE threw down the stairs??? :angry:
yeah, I’ll be needing a Creamy MIke , extra cream, spiked with LCC…..thank you!!
Well, I can imagine the excuse for your cross beed (animal/child) is that they’re little right.
Why was I cleaning my TEENAGED sons room, and why did I find almost a bag full of my fluffy expensive toilet tissue that he was using to make “cloud-like capes” for his actions figures?
But see the problem with me is while I’m yelling and screaming that I’m not made of money I stop and look at them and say, wow, that’s pretty good :wink:
:lol:
I will have the Creamy Mike w/ extra cream with you, but pass on the LCC, I have that stuff runnin through my veins!!!!
You know Gracie, if Mike has some kids in these stories, it’s going to be a lot of fun seeing how he reacts to the creativity of children!
OMG Sabine LMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: capes! I can totally see my Gabe doing something like that…he is always hijacking “trash” to make hideouts and stuff !
you know, i don’t really get bent out of shape over stuff like the TP incident anymore…i save my angry eyes for the fighting and outright malicious behavior (and besides, i buy the cheap recycled stuff!) and i felt exactly like you….i can actually see the beauty in all that soft whiteness cascading down the stairs and i bet it was even more beautiful to watch it….i was thinking maybe this is how Christo got started! :lol:
can’t wait to see daddy Mike (IF that happens!)…i bet he will love it!
LCC in your veins,eh?…not there yet but i’ll keep that option open!
Gracie, girl, you are a better Mom than I, because I get MAD!!!!
Especially since it was NOT the cheap stuff!!!!
The capes were very nice but if I catch him using my bathroom tissue paper again he’s gonna get it :angry:
It’s the little Sabah that always cracks me up! :biggrin:
hiya ladies… I hope you all are lovely!
sorry I have been kinda missing in action and only dropping in here and there
trying to keep my Cooper boop comfy until tomorrows date with the specialist
Goodness I can’t imagine worrying about your children being sick.
I can barely hold it together for my dog (of course you need to realize the kind of animal lover I am)
I am hoping tomorrow will bring some answers and some ideas for getting him better – then I won’t be such a wreck and worried so much…
I hate things being out of my hands… but once I know what we need to do… I can plan and take action..
hmmmmmm – yep I am definitely a control freak Scorpio!
Okay, now I just need a nice drink and maybe a visit to the sweet smile room…
Will let you all know what I know tomorrow…
Night Addicts…
Only a scorpio would admit to being a control freak and laugh about it!!! I hope your little doggies are doing okay reallllll soon! You must be so stressed out! Breath and think happy Michael thoughts :angel:
mmmmmmmmm
Sabine..
those drinks up there are soo yummy loooooooooooking.
I want one.