15
Mar
2010
Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room
Step Right up and Grab a Drink Before You Get Your Hit. Don’t see what you want? You can look at all the drinks on the menu individually — just click on the picture!
[itk-eticker]INTRODUCING THE dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA![/itk-eticker]
Have an Idea for a new drink? Please leave a comment and we’ll see about putting it on the menu!!!!
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A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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MJ
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Bad Boy Shot
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Ms. Chastity
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Chocolate Mike
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Liquid CobraCrack™
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Creamy Mike
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Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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DDD, also served by the bottle
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Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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Holoma’s Soup
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Holoma’s Soup
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L.O.V.E. Shot
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Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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Mikegasm
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Minty Mike
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Mr. M & Mrs. M
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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Prince Royale
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Prince Michael’s Pure
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Sangre
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The Force
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The Foreplay
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The Gentleman
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The Thriller
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Thug Passion
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- A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
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- MJ
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- Bad Boy Shot
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- Ms. Chastity
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- Chocolate Mike
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- Liquid CobraCrack™
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- Creamy Mike
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- Creamy Mike w/ Strawberry Sabah’s Fave
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- Creamy Mike w/ Chocolate – Sabah loves it!
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- Creamy Orgasm (Mikegasm +Creamy Mike)
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- Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
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- DDD, also served by the bottle
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- Golden Boy – Lil Mike mixes/stirs
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- Holoma’s Soup
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- L.O.V.E. Shot
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- Mahba Mike + Sabah, a Perfect Combo
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- Mikegasm
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- Minty Mike
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- Mr. M & Mrs. M
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Michael’s Unleashed
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- Prince Royale
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- Prince Michael’s Pure
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- Sangre
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- The Force
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- The Foreplay
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- The Gentleman
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- The Thriller
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- Thug Passion
Sorry about this, but please just give security your I.D. – we don’t want no trouble.
Okay now that you’re in, Look our Bar Room. :silly: :cheerful: Annie Decorated it and I think she’s done a FABULOUS job!!!!! Thanks Annie!!!!
After, if you are still walking, talking and coherent you might want to stop by our gift shop!!!!
N O W S E R V I N G :
Hey there handsome, excuse me for a minute I’ll be right with ya’ 
MENU LIST:
N E W ON THE M E N U!:
DDD, also served by the bottle
Dirty Dirty Dirty Diana
INTRODUCING The dirty, Dirty, DIRTY DIANA: Some of you addicts have been pretending. And it’s really not necessary. When you come into the bar, have a seat. Your drink has already been prepared. We’ll even serve you the bottle. After all, it’s got your name on it. :yes: :alien:
Warning: Do NOT Mix this drink with Bad Boy Shots. We’ve heard some stories, let me tell ya!
Bad Boy Shot
THE BAD BOY SHOT: Let’s face it, you’re not a good girl and you’ve never been one. You need something strong in ya and this big, black bottle IS IT. One shot is usually enough though we at CCC already know that’s not all you want. Pure Testosterone, raw masculinity infused with some BAD a$$ attitude – all you need to do is open up, throw this one back and wait for it.
:pouty: :sick: Warning (Drink Responsibly)
MJ
- MJ, Too
MJ: We’ve taken this infusion of all natural MJ bodily extracts and perfectly blended it into this refreshingly, naturally sweet and tangy citrus beverage we all ooooooof course, MJ. And we swear, it taste just like JUICE! We can’t really explain what it will do to you — experience it for yourself. You’ll understand after your very first swallow. :whistle:
A Wet Sabah -- Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
A Wet Sabah: Creamy Sabah w/ just a hint of Michael in her.
In honor of our favorite couple’s special night we at CCC have created two special drinks:
CHASTITY and UNLEASHED
Ms. CHASTITY
MS. CHASTITY: Coy and uninhibited, sweet and sincere. Remember when you were without fear, honest and whole — do you want to feel like that little girl again; do you want to experience, if only for a moment, the blissfulness of youth? Enjoy, Saniia’s Ms. CHASTITY. Experience the quality that captured Michael’s heart. INNOCENCE IS INTOXICATING.
Unleashed
UNLEASHED: Years of discipline, control and abstinence can only result in one thing: UNLEASHED. We were there. We captured it. We bottled it. Taste the flavor of unbridled passion.
Liquid CobraCrack™
Liquid CobraCrack ™
LIQUID COBRACRACK™ There hasn’t been a chapter uploaded for days! Your internet connection is on the blitz and you can’t find your IPod. Your family and friends have completely disassociated themselves from you because you’ve become a walking zombie. Not one of them understands why you’ve been staring at the blank screen of your computer for days now. But if you don’t get some Michael in you and in you quick, you will just explode!
Due to the number of addicts jonesing outside of CCC we rolled up our sleeves and created this TEMPORARY infusion of Michael in the form of Liquid CobraCrack ™. Stock up now while supplies last. Keep some in the back of your fridge, in the garage, under your desk at work and in your nightstand. Never be without Michael again!!! But Be Warned: Liquid CobraCrack ™ is equally as addictive as the real thing and there is a high likelihood of developing a tolerance very quickly. :sad: You really just can’t replace the real thing!!!!
The cool, refreshing boyish joy of Michael in your glass.
MINTY MIKE: Inspired by Sonia: We were just goofing off, experimenting when we took Michael’s cool smile, his refreshingly sincere good nature, his boyish charm and added just a dash of delight and to our surprise, POOF!!! A Minty Mike appeared! One sip and we couldn’t stop laughing!!! Almost scientifically identical to the chemical compound of JOY, this drink will chase away any and all of your blues and put a peppermint — permanent smile on your face. Enjoy!
Creamy Sabah
CREAMY SABAH: Creamy Chocolate Mike w/ just a hint of Sabah. We searched high and low for a non-x-rated picture that we could put up and this is what we came up with — WHEWWWW!!!!
Pure
Prince Michael’s PURE – Cool, Sweet and light as mist, this magical drink refreshingly satisfies your craving for Prince Michael without the calories or the alcohol. Passion distilled to its purest form, PURE WILL cure your thirst . . . but alas not your desire. Feel free to drink it all day and all night but be warned, Prince Michael always leaves you wanting more.
:wub: L.O.V.E.:When it comes to shots, we don’t offer anything that is more electrifying. We are serving the pure essence of Michael. It IS all that he had ever stood for and nothing more. People who met him basked in its warmth. It was in his words, his actions, his demeanor, his behavior and most of all, his smile. He simply exuded it from his pores. He gave and never asked for anything in return and now we offer the same to you.
If you’re feeling down and you need a pick me up; if you have been hit with a dose of negativity and need something to chase it away, we present to you something that will fill you with only the most natural of highs. It is ten times stronger than any of our other drinks and lasts twice as long: L.O.V.E. Have a shot today and experience the love of Michael Jackson. ***If you experience an immediate sense of peace, joy and contentment, don’t be alarmed that’s the magic of Michael in your system.
Chocolate Covered Mike
CHOCOLATE COVERED MIKE: For those of us with a sweet tooth introducing, Chocolate covered Mike. It’s decadently sweet, addictive, satisfying and unbelievably good for you. It’s just too perfect, OMG!!!!
- Sangre
SANGRE: Other establishments serve Sangria. We serve Sangre. Simply put, this sensually, seductive mixture of perfectly blended fruit, aged wine and just a tinsy weensy drop of Michael’s blood will invade your system and change your personality FOREVER. Undercover cameras captured the woman in the picture above seconds after she took one sip – we are not even sure she had a chance to swallow. Michael NEVER knew what hit him but I hear he was smiling for days afterward. Try it – if you’re woman enough. :devil:
The Force - it has a lot of power!
THE FORCE: This drink is served with a resuscitation kit. I don’t’ think I need to say more!
The Prince Royale
THE PRINCE ROYALE: You’re a lady, and you know truthfully that is the only kind of woman who can capture Michael’s heart. You only drink to relax, not to get drunk like some of the lesser women who frequent Da Smooth Criminal. You’re not interested in cheap sex, you want a life time commitment from the object of your affection. Your drink will be served in our finest crystal, the ones etched in gold, on a silver platter in the VIP section of the bar. The smooth and fruity undertones of this vintage wine will peel away the layers of your resistance until you are as free from your inhibitions as any Creamy Mike lover. The only difference is you’ve done it with style. The price of this drink only reflects your superior self-worth. Go ahead splurge. You’re worth it! And Michael will definitely take notice. He enjoys the finer things in life and so do you.
Thug Passion
THUG PASSION: Okay it’s no Michael but you’re strapped for cash. The flavor doesn’t last as long but it’s just a ‘lil something to keep you going until you can get a REAL drink. A favorite of our financially challenged customers. What you see is what you get and damn, come on girls, you have to admit, it looks good as hell.
THE MABHA * Michael chose the name so excuse the spelling : )
THE MABHA: A smooth and tangy combination of Sabah and Michael with a twist and zesty kick at the end. Don’t nurse it, ’cause it get’s flat. Drink it while it still has that sizzle!
THE GENTLEMAN
THE GENTLEMAN WILL stay in you all night and will also be the first thing you feel when you wake up in the morning. Now let’s be clear: It’s not a hangover. It’s better than a hangover. It’s a HANG ON I’M CUMIN’.
Cool, milky, deceptively sweet.
THE MIKEGASM: Hands down, our most popular drink! Cool, Milky and deceptively sweet, you won’t see where the bang is coming from but IT WILL hit ya!!!!! What’s worst, you’ll keep ordering it anyway. We can’t explain why it explodes in your mouth, we just know we like it!!!! Make sure you have a designated driver if you start throwing back this one. We’re not going to take responsibility and you WON’T have just one.
Mr. M, Home Brewed Right Here at CCC daily!
MR. M: This is our signature beer. We brew it on the premises but if you’re watching yourself, you can get our light version instead.
Mrs. M, For Our Lady Cowgirls who WANNA remember the good times!
MRS. M: The light version of our homemade brew, for our responsible drinkers who also want to make it home in one piece.
Holoma's Soup
HOLOMA’S SOUP: This deceptively potent drink has babies popping up all over the place and since Michael loves da kids, we just can’t take it off the menu. It’s spicy and fruity and served with a strangely cool mist circling up top. Don’t mind the woman in the back hovering over the cauldron. She mixes a big batch of it every morning and though we’ve never asked for a specific list of ingredients, she says that it’s all natural and we trust her!!!
Creamy Mike
Creamy Mike w/ Extra Creme
CREAMY MIKE: (Inspired by Annie) Pure milk chocolate, lightened to perfection with thick, heavy cream and a blend of exotic liqueurs, the taste of this drink will linger in your mouth for hours. You’ll find yourself constantly licking your lips and thinking about it even after you’ve cleaned the last drop out of the glass with your finger. So delicious we naturally prepare two when it’s ordered because everyone gulps them down so quickly. BE WARNED: This drink WILL give you a particularly wicked alcoholic sugar rush. A number of women find it very difficult to keep their legs closed even after one small sip.
The Foreplay
THE FOREPLAY: (Inspired by Martinigirl) Trust me. Looks CAN be deceiving. This seemingly happy go lucky drink will put you flat on your back and keep you there. No matter what you’ve heard YOU ARE NOT READY for this drink. The tangy taste of pineapples smothered in Amaretto and Southern Comfort will knock you right off your feet – literally. Once on your back, you WILL stay there for days . . . and nights. I took this off the menu because I lost a couplah return customers. It’s served with a life size cut out of the Michael pic above. A bunch of people ordered, left and were never seen again.
Golden Boy
THE GOLDEN BOY: (Inspired by Enola) From the moment this Martini came into existence we knew it was special. Inexplicably sliding down your throat like icy cold molten lava, we struggled to formulate an adequate description. Fearing, because the drink was so powerful, that we would face multiple law suits if we put this volatile concoction on our menu we decided in the end it would only be safe to offer ONE drink PER PERSON per LIFE TIME. Ladies, ladies, before you protest, please try and understand: The Martini . . . shakes/stirs itself! (Cue dramatic music) ( O-O )
The Thriller
THE THRILLER — (Inspired by MJQuan) It sizzles, it pops, it dances in your mouth and then it gets down in you and makes you wanna dance, too. One sip, and your hand is up in the air, you’re pursing your lips and saying, “Oooooo”!!! This is our most popular non-alcoholic drink. You can take it all day and never get tired. Enjoy!
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"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
(Spike to Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)
"So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee." W. Shakespeare
"----->His intelligence is instinctual and emotional, like a child’s. If any artist loses that childlikeness, you lose a lot of creative juice. So Michael creates around himself a world that protects his creativity”. ~ Jane Fonda
Longer than a day w/o bread! OMG, I sooooo relate because I’ve tried the Atkins, no bread diet. You’re like, please someone give me a cracker!!!! Annie, we like it LONG — ooooo, you’re nasty!
Martinigril, our smiles are probably matching. You’re making me feel so good. I’m so happy everyone loves it!
my heart is feeling strange. Help me somebody please! I need, a foreplay, a gentleman, a creamy mike, and a sangre. * rapidly drinks then passes out on the floor bringing the drinks down with me*
Oh, no!!!! MjQuan! You can’t mix all of that *running to call the medics from the fifty ambulances we have on standby outside*
@Mjquan – girl, I UNDERSTAND!, but be careful please
LOL. You girls are TOO funny.
I need a Mikegasm. Stat. After reading that chapter I need my own release if you know what I’m sayin’.
Martinigirl… I completely agree with you. Just read my comment that I just posted under the new chapter about the whole “That’s one” line. SO FREAKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, two more Mikegasms please!!! Considering that Sabah had that many. AAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. P.S. Martinigirl… I got your friend request but you asked about the blog again. Did you mean the travel blog that I have??? Cause I signed up for an eblog like a year ago with the intention of keeping up a regular blog but alas, I never got around to it. Lazy. But I’m assuming that you mean my travel blog which you can find here: http://squarabara.travellerspoint.com/ I posted the link earlier for you but I think you might have missed that comment from a few days ago. But there it is again so enjoy!!!
I’m like that right now:
I don’t know where I am, who I am, why is Michael upon me -LOL but that’s another story-, … no, but OMG my head is still in the chapter, I’m not even in the correct century.
Mikegasm for the traveller lady : ) – I know, I know… THAT line!
Annie, I don’t even want to ask you what time it is!!!! Is Michael in your bed with you?!?!?!? O-O If so, you are a LUCKY girl tonight! I hope he doesn’t let you sleep, like he didn’t let Sabah sleep ;)
Frodes, you know what other movie I LOVE: I ♥ Huckabees! Ever see that one?
p.s. I actually wanted to Sabah to have more orgasms — I was rooting for MIchael to make her pass out, but it didn’t work out that way! Damn!
Whew… I had to take a break from reading.
Bartender, I’m in desperate need of a drink.
I’ve never had The Force, so maybe I’ll try that.
Annie- What is up with you and these cats? Am I seeing doubles?
Annie… cheers for the Mikegasm. I NEEDED IT after THAT chapter!!! Whew!!!
Sabine… I have only see I Heart Huckabees once and I appreciated it more than I liked it, if that makes any sense. I do, however, want to watch it again and give it a 2nd try. The part that stands out to me is Jude Law’s character when they confront him about telling the same story over and over again. I thought his reaction was very real and I always remembered that from that movie.
As fabulous as it would’ve been for Sabah (Sara ;)) to have more orgasms, I am really happy that you just let the story fall into your lap as opposed to just putting in what you THINK should be in it. That’s where 90% of most fan fictions fail because they put in what THEY want to see as opposed to the story just creating itself and also letting themselves just feel it. As we know, that’s what MIchael was all about and I LOVE IT!!!
Msjanice, typical woman, ya’ll SAY you want it ALL NIGHT LONG but you guys can’t hang all night long. You say you wanna long chapter, but ya’ll can’t take a long chapter. Here’s The Force, but that’s gonna knock you out fuh real, so either way you’re screwed. Oooooh, I’m loving all of my sexual innuenos!
Frodes, see I wanted her (YOU) to have like ten orgasms, but that’s ME, but it wouldn’t come out on paper so that was that. It’s got to flow and be natural or I read it and say, Ugh, this is corny!!!! It’s like a pie. If I read it and it feels right, I say, wheeeww it’s done. But if it doesn’t feel right, back in the oven, or sometimes the trash.
I love Jude Law’s character in that movie the most, he was so funny and full of it, but it’s the imagery I loved, The Blanket, and the deeper truths that they explored, very funny and insightful, but the existential detectives, um, Lilly Tomlin and um, damn, — anyway they were CRAZY!!!!! I just thought the movie was funny! Now speaking of Jude Law, his most romantic roles to me were in Cold Mountain, one of my favorites, and Enemy Behind the Gate — I can watch that last movie (and have) a million times!
Yes, he was fantastic in Cold Mountain was he not??? Such a hear breaking movie!!! But oh so good!!!
I would like for ME to have 10 orgasms, too!!! LOL!!! But I don’t want it to be corny either so I’ll settle for 3.
:wink:
Oh, and the other guy in I Heart Huckabees was Dustin Hoffman. :D
That’s the name I was trying to remember Frodes, Dustin, he was so funny in Huckabees. I know I said 10 orgasms, but seriously, they’d have to resuscitate Sabah (YOU) if that happened :D
Elmira, forget about that lab report — I didn’t do my work either!!!! :)
LOL @ resuscitating Frodes after a bunch of orgasms. WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE?
@msjanice – sorry, I fell asleep stretched above the bar and snoring like Sabah after all the tension reading the chapter. You still here? *starting to prepare The Force and looking for MartiniGirl*
Morning ladies….
Thanks Annie! I will take that Force and put it in my travel coffee mug… busy BUSY day today!
I won’t be back to much later this afternoon – but wanted to give a big HELLO to you gurls.
Have a wonderful day – can’t wait to come back and read everything I missed last night.
I see that Annie and Sabs didn’t sleep – so I know it will be good!
Morning everyone
I think I will take a shot of L.O.V.E.!!! I’m going to need it to comment on that long beautiful chapter, which I’m still covering from. Oh what the heck give me a Force on top of it!!!
Morning!
I know it’s probably not the best place but I need some coffee.
:roll:
What about a Michaelish coffee, just as the Irish one? “Indianish” coffee? “Goldenish” coffee? “Cobrish” coffee? Ok, I see I’m already degenerating it. Maybe I’m not that asleep! LOL
*Force for both MartiniGirl and Sonia prepared*
LOL @ Cobrish coffee!!! (short: Cobraffee :mrgreen: )
I need one, too!!!
Life is good!
It feels like summer outside, I’m eating the first strawberries of the year, I’ve got Billie Jean blasting on the stereo….
Only thing missing is a drink – so just dropped in for a Sangre!
*Grace shuffles in wearing bedroom slippers, robe, and morning Medusa hair*
*plops giant coffee mug on bar*
UGH! I had a hella night and i feel like a miserable frumpy housewife….fill it up with L.O.V.E. yes I know it’s supposed to be a shot but fill the damn mug woman!!
I didn’t even get to finish the chapter, *tears falling into my mug* kept getting interrupted. *sniff* maybe if i’m a good girl i will have time to stop by after lunch time when the poop monster takes her nap.
Aw (((Gracie)))
If it’s any consolation I was watching the bar while reading, running like a crazy woman in the sales from one room to another, and I spent HOURS to finish the chapter! But I guess I must add the language issue and that I prefer it slowly (and yeah Sabine, long! LOL).
hey Annie! Thanks, I feel much better now after some L.O.V.E. and some sunshine!
ooooo, I love hearing that voice as i type, i have to close my eyes….
and I know what you mean…i like it slow and long too…don’t want to rush it!
okay, pour me a sweet Sangre, i’m heading over to read now that i have some peace and quiet:)
Gracie, the picture in my head of you dragging into the bar w/ your bathrobe and coffee cup, OMG– that’s was priceless. Okay I’m correctly guesing the the poop master is your little girl? Oh, LORD!!!! Okay, be back in a few w/ a surprise! And not a Michael kind of surprise either!
Ok, Gracie girl, I’m having a Sangre too. Sabine says she has a SURPRISE, and last time she said so she built up this big and beautiful house so…
8O
dammit girl, where’s my surprise!?!? I really have to go now and i won’t be back for hours…AARGH ! I hate surprises, even Christmas presents..I confess, I am a total snoop, always have been. :lol:
*filling my Big Gulp cup with Thriller (i am a responsible driver!)*
later taters!
Hey girls,
I’ve just found the RECOVERY ROOM!!!
Go check it out – it’s amazing.
Elona, you can’t take that Gentleman in . . . . . *watching Elona disappear down the hall with a negligee and a comforter* Ahhhh, forget it!
Oops!
Sorry. I think I got a little carried away there.
;-)
Oh, it’s okay *whispering* Here, take The Force with you — it will knock you out cold! But in a good way!
helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, so sorry for being late
who’s at the bar today? annie,enolalee? if so may i have two shots of L.O.V.E please
sabine, why are you *whispering? someone sleeping on lol
Hi BbGirl!!! I’ll join you w/ those shots.
hey annie :o
8) thanks for the company offer annie, but mike says he wants to be alone with me for a while, see you after :lol: we can share a few PRINCE ROYALE TOGEETHER :P
Stopping in for a few shots of L.O.V.E.
Had a very hectic day so I’m in desperate need of relaxation.
LOL!!
msjanice, girl, you better be doing like BbGirl… *whispering* Recovery sex… Sex room… Sexovery room… RECOVERY ROOM! Now!
:wink: :oops:
This is a service announcement: Anyone found fighting over Mike in the Recovery Room, will force me to close the place down, after all look around you, there’s enough of him to go around!!!!
… too late
8)
tsk, tsk, Annie, Michael says he’s not coming out the shower until you behave!
LOL, what, why, I’m a good girl!
(If he’s not coming out someone will have to come in…)
:mrgreen:
WARNING ! THIS COMMENT NOT FOR THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHS WHO HAVE NEVER HAD A TODDLER!!!!
Okay SAbin, yes my daughter is the poop monster…last night after her tubby while i was busy with her brother the little stinker just squatted and pooped right on the bathroom floor and then decided it would be a good idea to clean it up with her favorite blanket….needless to say, it was not a good night here, thus my awful state this morning. Happily after much bleach the floor doesn’t smell anymore and the blankie had several trips through the washer today so i am now able to speak about it!
:lol: i need THE FORCE right now !
i was in the recovery room relaxing and annie came with her gif and got me all hot and bothered :wink:
make that two, straight up! :mrgreen:
Annie? I thought she was locked up w/ Mike in — oh forget it!!!
Gracie, OMG, LMAO!!!!! Isn’t that just the thing where you wanna throw ’em out the window!!! That little stinker!!!!!
At least she didn’t do this with it:
BbGirl, sht shtt!!!! Oh God, the boss is gonna kill me for sabotaging the relax …
:roll:
Mike said you gonna get it when he get’s home, Annie!
OMG yes!! *Annie in extasy stripping her pajama* – LOL (but already chosing room)
Sorry Annie. You’re gonna have to wait in line. Because I have him FIRST!
That’s if he doesn’t fall asleep afterwards.
:(
what up ladies… what are we drinking?
make mine a double!
And the Bar boss is here! Another round, ah hee hee, shamone! I think that basically we’re drinking… Michael!
(I’ve been here all day, watching the bar since you left, and I had too much alcohol)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
hey doll..
Umm Annie honey.. I came in her before I left for work – which was 7AM my time and just got back here at about about 5 minutes ago.. have you been drinking the whole time?
Are you a little drunk or a lot?
A lot, but now I can moonwalk at last!, a bit zigzagging though. Oh, wait… was it forward or backward?
“Wash me ooouuut, watch me flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I’m Peter Pan, I can do anythiiiiiiing” ♫ ♫
:lol:
Ummm Annie?
Are you sure you can moonwalk? I don’t want you to hurt yourself.
Touch you nose… wait… walk a line and touch your nose..
oh I mean walk a straight line and touch your nose.