Da Recovery Room

Welcome to our Recovery Room:

***Annie has added some new bedrooms.  They’re gorgeous!  :heart:      :heart:

Many of our addicts have been falling asleep on the floor of Da Smooth Criminal Bar Room and some even across the bar.  Too many Golden Boys and The Force after taking a hit. I  warned everyone but what can you expect from CobraCrack™ addicts!!!!  Still,  Michael would be appalled!!!!  It just won’t do!!!!

So here is a place to relax and recover after a hit or after a drink.

Choose a room to cuddle up with your favorite Michael and take a nap.  He won’t mind.

SSssshhhh, people are sleeping and having lovely dreams . . .

We have duplicate rooms, so don’t worry there will always be room for you! :wub:

And of course a sleeping Michael to go w/ the room! :kissing:

Mix and Match — we’re flexible!

We’ve chosen unique rooms to suite your taste and  a Michael from every era  . . . or shall we say of every  flavor?

Enjoy the THRILL of sleeping in Michael’s room under his glittery bedspread!!!

This Michael will read Peter Pan to you!

Cuddle up to this Michael

Here!

Or here . . .

Or maybe here . . .

Remember, you can pick any room you like . . . and any Mike!

If you are having trouble sleeping, this Michael will sing you to sleep.

This Room Comes w/ Michael Already In it!

Have a cup of our freshly brewed Cobra™, made from finely ground CobraCrack™ Beans right here at CCC.  I have to warn you again, it is equally as addictive but it sure hits the spot.  Make yourself at home and enjoy!

Enjoy these items free of charge:

I know, I know, why would anyone want to put a mask on if they’re in a room w/ Michael?  But maybe you can take it home as a remembrance.